Not even fifteen minutes had passed before Li Cang came back carrying Li Laixi, who was disheveled and smiling like a piece of pork, and said, "Goose goose! Hey, Li Cang, Li Cang, let's discuss it." , how about you let me down first, send the relic back, and then we go to the sheepfold to block Lao Wang?"
"Good guy, are you cooperating with the fishing law enforcement or the drunken gang to commit the crime?!"
"There is no shop like this after passing this village. Look at this old king, white and white, in front of you. Don't your hands feel itchy or your heart flutter?"
"I think your skin is itchy!"
Pa~
"It hit Sister Leilei, but it hurts in my heart." Qin Zhenzhen, who was wearing a girl-style swimsuit, retracted her body into the water humbly: "How did she manage to tremble like this after practicing martial arts for so many years? ? How did you manage to become so rich after practicing dancing for so many years?"
Suo Zhihui: "."
Li Cang threw Li Lai Si on the lounge chair next to him, took a few sips from the wine bottle and said, "What you did is not fair. Be decent and respect each other. She is a human being."
Li Laisi nodded like she was pecking at rice: "Yeah, yeah, I know, I've tasted it, and it tastes quite human."
Suo Zhihui weakly exposed her ears and gasped softly: "You don't have to treat me as a human being."
Li Laisi shouted: "Hey! Hey! Li Cang, look at her! Look at her inside! The tea smells like tea!"
Li Cang was so speechless. He really wanted to slap these two girls in the face with his slipper: "I didn't mean that you two would turn around and join together and Timi would be alive again, right? I'd like to let the plot of the past ten years repeat itself." ?”
Qin Zhenzhen applauded like a sea dog: "How do you say this? How do you say this?"
"The two of them used to be like this, they would fight each other whenever they met." Li Cang smacked his lips: "Now that I think about it, it seems that Da Lei Zi suffered the loss at that time. Every time, he was so angry that he wanted to blow up the temple. If we hadn’t stopped him, Lasso would probably have been slapped to death by her so many times.”
Under normal circumstances, force is usually the last resort, but it is not abnormal for a withdrawn and clumsy player like Dalei Zi to want to take action after being ripped off by the therapist.
Li Laisi stretched out her hand and dragged Suo Zhihui to the recliner, and said while ravaging her: "We are already collecting debts! Hey, Teacher Cang, you are so promising today. Do you know that you are blowing the bottle?" "
"I bear witness!" Suo Zhihui, who always claimed to be a loyal and bitchy person, turned around and sold Li Cang cleanly: "Teacher Cang was very brave today. He drank 7 glasses, not including this bottle!"
Li Laisi's eyes widened: "7 cups? Is this guy super evolved? Or do you all not want to live anymore? You don't have to be so tactful if you want to commit suicide!"
If we insist on establishing a control group for Li Cang's upper limit of drunkenness, we can probably refer to her getting up energy, but if we include the [Drunken Boxing] skill - Asking for Good Luck, I can only say that none of you here will survive. There is no magical creature like Rao Qifang on this island who can suppress drunk Li Cang with one hand.
"Eh?" Qin Zhenzhen was stunned after hearing this, "Is it really so scary? Teacher Cang has gotten into trouble before? Does he have a criminal record? When was the last time he was drunk? What did he do?"
Li Laisi's face suddenly turned red: "Ahem, this bitch is no different from Erha when he drinks too much. He is very good at breaking up houses. Moreover, he talks a lot and will bite whoever he catches!"
What did you do?
This guy got drunk and killed me last time. What do you think he did?
Give him a stick and he can go to heaven!
"Hiccup~" Li Cang swayed and nestled in another recliner, "Don't lie there with your eyes open! I am honest after drinking. I only know how to sleep. The quality of wine is my character. I have such a good character. Are you going to be drunk? Are you kidding? Who will believe you if you tell me?"
"The so-called character you co-authored includes but is not limited to going to the medical school after drinking to steal the body of an old man, going to the school rooftop at 2:30 in the morning to put fireworks and playing cymbals, and carrying more than 200 kilograms. Lao Wang said that the school was attacked by wild boars. Then lock him into the female dormitory, steal the doorman’s cell phone, and confess your love to the dormitory aunt? Why don’t you do something anthropomorphic?”
Qin Zhenzhen was stunned: "Teacher Cang did all this? Did you see it with your own eyes?"
There is no way I can connect Teacher Cang, who has always been elegant, easy-going, silent and reserved, with the kind of mental state described by Li Lei Lei, not even if I drink too much!
"That's not true. I was not in the country at that time." Li Lei casually threw away the steel ring she pulled out, "It's all Lao Wang Jiaojiao, the others and the person in front of you who told me. She even made a video to show off, killing people and killing people. Heart, if you bully me and you can’t have fun with the people abroad, you’ll make me angry. From then on, I said, you little girl, hurry up early and late to avoid the day you end up in my hands, hey.”
Qin Zhenzhen looked suffocated. You were so angry that you couldn't participate on the spot and wished you could take your own life instead?
Li Cang's eyes drifted to Suo Zhihui: "I thought it was all recorded by Lao Wang, so he has really taken a lot of blame for you over the years."
Suo Zhihui covered Li Laisi's unscrupulous paws to prevent her from moving, and said with a pink face: "If she comes back, I won't have a share, so I have to seize every opportunity -"
"You won't miss every opportunity to dig into my heart, right?" Li Laixi continued to squeeze fiercely: "Ha! What about now? Li Cang, you big beast, do you also have a special sense of participation?"
The big animal looked indifferent and handed over his hand, saying: "You continue, just treat me as dead."
I almost had a timi jumper in my brain. The whole memory was all confused and tangled together. I was so dizzy that the surrounding objects slowly faded and the memories that emerged gradually became like real events.
Niang Xipi!
Good for you, Xipi!
Sure enough, we can't let our mother come into contact with bug nodes such as jump points. This will cause thunder!
"Stop making trouble. I know I was wrong. I'm embarrassed by you doing this."
"Don't you just like this tone?"
A series of extremely impolite, unfriendly and dangerous words flashed through Suo Zhihui's mind. She lowered her eyes and did not dare to look at anyone. However, Qin Zhenzhen's eyes were shining brightly and she was breathing heavily. She only regretted that she could not Pray to turn your eyeballs into cameras——
Stinging, exciting!
Is this really a program you can watch for free?
It is said that flies don’t bite seamless eggs. Teacher Cang is so nostalgic that he is so nostalgic that he is too lazy to meet new people. Every time he goes back to the base, he sees those garishly dressed blowfly fighter jets buzzing. Qin Zhenzhen felt like laughing when Hun Fen rushed forward without caring about her safety. If Teacher Cang could call out the three names without stuttering, it would be called a medical miracle. Maybe there would be more among these three people. There is really no gap between herself and Duan Li, the child support teacher Cang and Sister Leilei. The only exception is the little aunt when the main palace "died". If it weren't for her comrade who had been sharpening the sword for ten years Qian Hui cleverly took the wife's route and blew the wind, but I'm afraid it might not end like a fish in the water.
Does this count as a successful outcome?
But why is the atmosphere and style of this scene so weird?
Sometimes Qin Zhenzhen really admires these thick and oily legs that make people want to lick them, and then she can't help but her thoughts wander to various directions related to browser records. And then I had to pat my little chest and get scared: OK, OK, this guy is just a picky eater, he still eats meat. Fortunately, there is a royal empress, otherwise my aunt always thinks that this guy will have sex with that guy. Binary for life!
(End of chapter)
