Li Cang has rarely interacted with living people, let alone children of this age. He is so scared to the core that he wears these pendants like Lao Wang, Li Laisi and Tai Xiaoyi to strengthen his courage. Li Cang is as stiff as a He walked over like a puppet: "Hello, kids!"
"Hello, Teacher Cang!"
Yes, they are all teachers, and they are quite catchy when they say it.
Even though the three little ones have perfect faces and body shapes, they are many years older than the children. They are just not much older. They are placed here because they have to learn cultural lessons and adapt to social rules from scratch. .
When the three children saw Li Cang coming over, they narrowed their eyes with laughter and introduced their classmates in a chattering voice.
In fact, the three little guys didn't make particularly good friends in school. They were so beautiful, and had such weird origins and personalities. Naturally, they were the type that was easily isolated. Li Cang could tell that they were... I just remembered every classmate’s name, but I wasn’t really familiar with them.
Li Cang thought about it and felt that he needed to help the three little guys break through the class barriers and truly integrate into the classmates: "I often hear the three little guys mention you. You take good care of them and are all good friends, so I have a gift for you." I want to give it to you!”
The tall friend sitting next to Lao Wang, who was nearly 1.8 meters tall, whispered: "You don't want to give us a package ticket to the White Bath Palace..."
The enthusiastic smile on the head teacher's face suddenly solidified.
Li Cang:? ? ?
Damn it, you idiot named Wang, look what you have done!
Li Cang pretended not to hear, and snapped his fingers. The door of the skeleton opened, and a huge indescribable thing with a huge head and a ghostly fire stared inside with scarlet eyes comparable to three rooms and one living room. It poked its head for a while before reluctantly letting go. The passage was opened and a Sangouzi carrying large and small packages came over - well, Sangouzi is one of the most anthropomorphic-looking of all the servants of fate, and it looks more like that when he puts on clothes.
"Ahem, brother usually likes to do some handicrafts. These gadgets are all made by me myself. Don't be shy, pick out what you like."
Clink.
A pile of bones, large and small, with incredible craftsmanship.
Li Cang's craftsmanship is basically based on retaining the original structure for some artistic creations, so as soon as the large and small packages are opened, various skulls, crests, beams, bones, ribs, fans, fangs, and claws suddenly cover the table.
At this moment, the head teacher's expression was not only frozen, but his whole person was in a shaky state!
Children:"..."
Such an exploding gift once reminded the children of the fear of being dominated by the zombie boss in the exercise that they had just managed to get rid of. After a moment of pause, extremely synchronized and melodious cries resounded throughout the cafeteria, and eyes from all directions drifted towards the sound. Source, everyone is curious to find out what happened over there.
Li Cang almost fled in embarrassment in the end.
Bei Zhikang, Wu Nansen, Zhao Yang and other bosses at the table witnessed the whole process, speechless and choked, smacking their lips, not knowing where to start.
Wu Nansen had little contact with Li Cang, so he secretly asked Zhao Yang in a low voice: "Has this kid been going to Duan Li's place recently?"
"Go!" Zhao Yang said, "Lizi said psychological counseling is quite useful!"
"Do you think this is useful?"
"emmmm..."
Over there, Lao Wang patted Li Cang's shoulder with a solemn expression to comfort him: "Looking on the bright side, our goal has been achieved. At least we don't have to worry about some blind little bastards bullying the three little guys in the future. It’s time!”
Li Leisi said: "This is more than just not being bullied..."
I haven’t finished speaking, but I understand everything.
Well, to a certain extent, this can be regarded as a disguised inheritance. After all, it was extremely difficult for Li Cang to make friends at that time.
So Li Cang naturally left the afternoon art performance early and ran away with a bucket. Recently, he really didn't catch any low-level zombies that he could sell to the school at a fair price. He looked expectant and cautious towards the school leaders. Survive the unexpected.
Of course, the little secretary Qin Zhenzhen sent by the base is indispensable. At this moment, she was counting on Li Cang's behalf: "Master Wang said he has something to do. Sister Leilei and aunt are gone, but there is a boss battle in the afternoon. I guess it will be good." You won't show up for a few days. The instructor has to go to the third island chain to deal with the problem, and Aunt Jin and Aunt Kong are not at home, but XCMG has invited you to go to the Academy of Sciences again, do you want me to help you turn it down?"
"Put it down! Don't go!"
"Then let's go back to the Wenquan Mountain Villa? No one knows anyway... How about secretly returning to Sky Island..." Qin Zhenzhen was obviously determined to stand in the same trench with Li Cang, even in such a dangerous situation He dared to mount his horse even if he suggested it. After looking at Li Cang's face, he said, "Would you rather go for a walk and eat?"
"Is there anything else?"
"It's gone for the time being." Qin Zhenzhen thought for a while, "Wu Yisong and Sister Jiaojiao seem to be planning their wedding. The date has not been set yet, but you have to prepare gifts in advance. I won't help you think about the gifts. Martinis has been there a few days ago. Tian Youlai asked you if you had returned to the base, but it didn't look like you had anything to do. Well, also, the instructor's relatives...well...don't mention them..."
"Suo Zhihua..."
"Hmph, you just remembered it!" Qin Zhenzhen curled her lips and said, "Huihui is in seclusion. Her bloodline ability has reached the second level. She is so mysterious that even I haven't seen her for quite a while. By the way, it’s been two months since you went to see Dr. Duan. The boss asked several times and I secretly helped you hide it!"
Li Cang clasped his hands together and presented a crystal clear coin: "The female hero and female Bodhisattva who saves the suffering, can you help me hide it for two more months?"
Qin Zhenzhen put away the coins with a smile: "You are bribing a public official, it is blatant!"
"I'll add money!"
Qin Zhenzhen stretched out her little hand, and Li Cang added another coin.
Her smile was sweet and bright: "No!"
"Then give it back to me!"
"not return!"
Qin Zhenzhen, who had beaten the rich man Cang, waved her slender hand and said with a very bold look: "Two coins are enough. Let's go. Don't be so sullen. Be good. I can treat you to a meal at the gate of the fortress after you come out of Dr. Duan's place." My sister-in-law’s roast rabbit and roast chicken and drink beer!”
Li Cang reminded: "That rabbit seems to be divided into two or three jobs!"
"Then...then there is wine! Boss Bei said that as a human being, you have to take one step at a time and see three steps. These two coins cover all the compensation for breaking other people's things when you are drunk~ "
Well, everyone around me was taught by a certain master and learned from whom. It is becoming less and less smooth.
The two of them bought a few bags of sugar-roasted chestnuts and roasted hazelnuts on the roadside. While eating them, they threw the shells into the ditch on the roadside and waddled towards the direction of the Academy of Sciences. Qin Zhenzhen urged: "Hurry up. Come on, you think it's easy to hide it for two months, do you know how much risk I took for you?"
"Comrade, you have just accepted my bribe!"
"What kind of bribe? I don't know!"
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. Xu must be off work at this time. I don't want to be caught by him. It feels so uncomfortable to be a mascot being visited by others..."
"He's not off work. Just wait for me to send you a message and I'll find someone you know to help you entangle him. I'll make sure there's nothing wrong!"
"It's just a mouthful. This bribe is not in vain. It is still of some use."
"Hey, my aunt... I have a lot of energy. Teacher Cang, I told you in advance. There is no one in every department above this base that I don't know. There is nothing that I can't do. Maybe you can't do it. One day even you want to blame me, and then don’t blame me, Mr. Qin, for being too open and closed when trying to kill the wealthy!"
"Then you are great. I look forward to that day coming soon..."
Although Qin Zhenzhen's tone was joking, she really wasn't bragging. The content between the lines was extremely low. As the apex of Boss Bei, Boss Wu, and Boss Zhao, he was a legendary being who could make Bei Zhikang produce emojis in various serious situations. , in the eyes of certain organizations or individuals, my sister-in-law is simply on the same level as the Zentraedi Star God of War, and she not only has to be coaxed and supported, but even supported.
