Before the disaster, this kind of examination was very troublesome to do. In addition to various conventional biochemical indicators, women can basically summarize it as two mirrors, two ultrasound, two angiography and three tests, while men may face at least one needle biopsy.
As for where to stab, please make up your own mind. After all, telling it may cause severe pain in the phantom limb.
After the disaster, thanks to the addition of prayer technology to medicine, the entire process has been greatly simplified.
After Li Laisi was dragged away by Rao Qifang, a group of white coats rushed up like wild boars and carried Li Cang into a room that had been filled with various instruments for some time. A bunch of familiar and unfamiliar faces came over. .
Duan Li, Director Pei, Director Zhan, Martinis, as well as the big names in several hospitals in the 3/7 base, the director of the small department had no chance to enter this door, and they dared not leave the door frame, like In the first anatomy class, a cute newbie was frightened and looking forward to the professor's bullying.
Mad, the familiar feeling timi is back, although not in the way Teacher Cang expected.
These little directors are not afraid of Li Cang. In their eyes, Li Cang's grade is just a little higher than those things soaked in formalin. He belongs to the category of general teachers who can breathe on their own. What they are afraid of is that their elders Directors and pillars, for them those things are the real strategic nuclear deterrent.
Li Cang looked desperate: "No, Director Zhan and Director Pei, this job doesn't match your business. Why are you here to join in the fun?"
Director Pei, who is young, beautiful, and intellectual, but has eyes as sharp as a bone saw that can cut off a person's legs at any time, is smiling, and his tone is as gentle as if he is providing hospice care to the rabbit on the dissecting table, with a hint of laughter mixed in between his words. A little embarrassed: "Isn't it rare to have an orbital slave of your level to get started? If I don't come and see, I won't be able to hold my head up in front of my colleagues. By the way, would you like to have your bones measured by the way? Your natural ability Aren’t they just bones, so I’m not curious about what they look like and what special features their internal structure has?”
"You can cut a piece of liver!" Director Zhan, a short and bald man, jumped up anxiously behind a bunch of big cows: "Just a little bit will be enough!"
"Shut up, Zhan! What's the point of liver? I heard that subordinates of this level eat dozens or hundreds of kilograms of food every day. Their rectum must be very warm, isn't it? Their gastrointestinal The digestion ability is super terrible. This is definitely the most obvious and intuitive phenomenon displayed by the subordinates. This is the essence. Don’t you have any academic spirit at all? Don’t you want to come for a consultation?”
"Who the hell let the shit pickers in? Bring me some orthopedics. Those thigh stabbers have a lot of strength. Quickly help me take out the shit pickers!"
"It's just that you don't get credit for what you do. What's the difference between the front and the back?"
"Good guy, you can come here even if you are a liver and gallbladder. What's wrong with us removing feces? In terms of medical classification, our department - ah -"
"Get out, get out of here and get out of here! Do you usually treat patients with this attitude? Is this your behavior based on the professionalism of a doctor?"
The roof of the house was almost lifted off by this group of people.
Amidst the noise, Li Cang looked at Duan Li faintly: "So, what is your reason?"
"I'm afraid you'll be nervous!" Duan Li, who was wearing a white coat, put her cell phone in her pocket with her left hand and put her right hand behind her back to hide the magnifying glass and myopia glasses: "Yeah, well, I'm afraid they'll scare you, so come and give me You provide guidance beforehand and care afterward!”
"And you?"
"Ah, I. I." Martinis hesitated: "You, er, skills, you gave to me. I don't want to come."
I'm tired, hurry up and destroy Timi for me!
A room full of people, including traditional Chinese medicine, Western medicine, and even a witch doctor, watched Li Cang inhumanely for an hour. In the end, everything turned out to be normal.
Then, everyone's eyes were focused on Martinis, with a strange and expectant expression.
"Have the data been recorded? Have the samples been collected? Seal the safe, and those bastards from the Academy of Sciences will come to snatch it! No matter what you say this time, they won't get what they want! This is medicine!"
"Don't worry, Dean, our department of orthopedics is willing to protect these precious data with our lives. We will never give the dogs of the academy a chance. If they want to get the data and samples, just let them step over our corpses!"
"Okay! Orthopedics finally got tough!"
"Is that the last item?"
“The last item”
"Leave the biopsy to this guy, he is much more professional than the machine."
"How do you usually get it?"
"Close a small dark room, give me a mouse, no, give me a computer that is not connected to the Internet, and we can work together in three to five minutes."
"Tsk~ That's really fast!"
"That's a boring thing to say. You know everything, don't you understand?"
Facing Li Cang's desireless gaze, Martinis trembled with excitement: "Well, no need, boss. My skills are not worthy of Teacher Cang, but Teacher Cang is already a The sun is so brilliant."
"you sure?"
"Sure! Very sure! This is the answer the skill gave me!"
"Wait a minute, isn't this right? Doesn't it depend on smelling to create a torch?"
"Yes, I smell-" Martinis finally realized what was wrong and broke out in a cold sweat: "I think there is a problem with your understanding. For this skill, there is no need to take it out. It can be done with some effort. For direct in vitro judgment, for example, I can now smell that Director Zhan is the least active of all - uh-uh-uh!"
Although they didn't get the most important part, a group of people in white coats still returned happily.
Oh, they dispersed in a hurry.
If they don't run away quickly, they are afraid that something unexpected will happen. After all, the test results have come out. With the messy statement of the instructor's favorite madman, it is difficult for them to guarantee that this master will not resell them in order to seek forgiveness from the good old man. .
Danger!
Quick Run!
It was evening, and Rao Qifang was restless and gloomy, feeling very unhappy.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing is wrong, that's the biggest problem!"
"Since all the inspection items are normal -" Rao Qifang suddenly roared, "Damn girl, are you lying to me? Are you taking measures secretly?"
Li Leisi asked the sky speechlessly: "Rao Qifang, are you crazy? How anxious are you?"
"nonsense!"
"Well, what if it's a backlash problem with the subhuman physique?"
"Don't talk nonsense to me. Do you really think that you are resurrected every day?" Rao Qifang raised his eyebrows: "Or are you being lazy in the meantime?"
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Okay, we can’t talk anymore.
When the situation was gradually moving in the direction of Wude, XCMG made a phone call and put an end to Rao Qifang's arrogance on the spot: "The people over there at the hospital are just a piece of shit! They stink! They do nothing but super-super-examine and check-up all day long. You know shit about science! Medicine is also part of science!"
"I know everything is normal without looking at the data and samples! Right, Instructor Rao? I can tell you clearly right now! Teacher Cang has alienated blood! And the concentration and completion are astonishingly high! As for your daughter, she is Zero, right?”
"Although Xiaobi Zaizi did not clearly affirm this concept, from the perspective of prayer science, Teacher Cang and all normal people and subordinates, including your daughter, are already two species! Huh? Why don't you speak? Have you heard of the concept of reproductive isolation? For example, rats and cats are impossible—"
Rao Qifang shook his head, sat down on the ground, and cried heartbreakingly.
Li Cang: "."
Li Laisi: "."
Jin Yujing: "."
Kong Jingqiao: "."
Three little ones: "."
A group of people were stunned when they saw this little mother, who looked like seventeen or eighty-nine and whose mental age might be even younger, breaking down. When had they ever seen Rao Qifang cry? There were countless people who were beaten and cried by her. Anyway, I was at a loss as to what to do, and the entire villa area was in a mess!
(End of chapter)
