Are commemorative bracelets useful?
Politeness: Yes, it's very cool. It emphasizes the metaphysical magnificence that Mr. Cang should have as a great magician.
Translated into adult language: It’s useless!
Li Cang almost tried to race on his head to grab the ground, but he couldn't find or notice anything different about himself. In the dream, he punched Teacher Cang so hard that his mind was spinning, but in reality, he was just obedient. I don’t even dare to say a fart. Apart from playing with my brain, you really have no practical use at all?
I timi...
In any case, Teacher Cang still firmly believes that these three words of death words need to be discovered. There is no reason why the excellent matching mechanism of Xiaobi Zaizi in the Sky Island Age matched us together in the vast sea of people. We make a reasonable guess. How could something that Monument Stele created in such a sensational way with such a mobilizing gesture be just a word or a decoration?
"But looking at it this way, it must be my big wand!"
Regardless of whether this is called hiding from each other, the hard-working Comrade 2.0 can at least make Li Cang feel filial piety!
After struggling with thirteen moves, Li Cang sighed and hid all the paintings.
Now it has nothing to do with whether it is true or not. For the sake of your own life safety, it is better to let it rot in your stomach. If Da Leizi knows this plot, he will not have to think about it, and he will definitely tear our brains out. !
Li Cang breathed a sigh of relief for half a dozen times. After a while, like a piece of mud, he hugged the big corpse brother on his left and the knife sister on the right. He walked like a stranger and said nonsense words, and plunged into... the sheepfold. , fell asleep!
Wake up feeling refreshed.
Lao Wang and Tai Xiaoyi suffered a lot, as they looked at Li Cang with the feeling of "worshiping him like a god".
It’s not like Tai Xiaoyi has never seen people become drunk and crazy, and she has seen people who can torment and torment others, but this is the only time in her life that she has seen something so outrageous as harming a sheep - good guy, you snored in the sheepfold and the price is astronomical. Even if you don't say anything, you still dislike the sheep. Even the other sheep don't think you are noisy. I'm glad you didn't get beaten alive by that big rake and turned into hot-skinned mutton!
"How long have I been asleep?"
"Seven days!" Lao Wang didn't raise his head or open his eyes, for fear that he would laugh out loud when he saw Teacher Cang's face: "On average, one bottle a day, Teacher Cang, if I really have it for you, I will write a capital letter for you. Put the word "service" on your back!"
"7 days??"
"Seven days and seven nights!"
"Hiss..." Li Cang rubbed his eyes, "Our mother?"
"It's okay, we're still in seclusion. Da Leizi is watching. We've all gone back and looked at it several times." Lao Wang pointed to the front, "Don't worry about that first. Have you seen that black thing in front of you? It's If you hit me, you can just avoid it. We can run more than 250 kilometers in a little more than 23 hours, so we should be able to avoid it in time."
"Hide? Why are you hiding! Is my island not strong anymore or my magic power not strong anymore? I have to dig three feet into the ground to make up for the annexation share during this period!"
"I know for sure that something will happen to you when you wake up..."
"Hey, when did encountering Ye Dao on the track become a bad thing? Master Wang, don't be too full. A man who doesn't know how to be hungry will be hungry!"
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"If you are hungry for Jill, why don't you go find your big brother? Are you looking for a replacement Jill here?"
"Don't give me wisecracks, Timi, get ready to do something!"
Li Canglong quickly went to inspect the enemy's situation. Tai Xiaoyi covered her mouth and said with a smile: "Well, I'll just say it's useful. The teacher Cang we are familiar with is back!"
"For one thing, I still like him to be a quiet, depressed young man. At least I can extend my vacation."
"Go...what did you say..."
The sky island was headed to the airspace directly ahead. There was an inverted cone with a pyramid-like floating land on top surrounded by clouds and mist. It was visually estimated that its width might reach fifty or sixty kilometers, and there were many small sky islands dotted around it.
Without exception, the bases of their islands are all dark, even with a metallic texture, and patches of green can be seen above them, with good vegetation coverage.
It took almost a day and a night to get closer. Li Cang was busy changing the clean pink beach pants and large tank tops for the corpse brothers and sisters. Such pink outfits can obviously increase their fighting power.
"Well, Teacher Cang..."
"What?"
"How do you know that there are still walking corpses left on such a large floating land? According to the normal logic of what we have seen and heard, the walking corpses will most likely be cleaned up by the subordinates."
"I have a hunch that I will make a profit this time!"
"Why the hell did you keep the coins you earned last time in your pocket and didn't think of spending them in a serious way?"
“No serious person would think that he has too much savings!”
"Don't talk to me about what's there and what's not, just tell me whether you have any idea about how to strengthen it!"
"No!"
Lao Wang raised a strong middle finger. Seeing this, Big Corpse Brother hesitated for a moment, then raised his middle finger, which was countless times thicker than Lao Wang, and moved it up and down.
Lao Wang: ╭n╮
This is the last dignity of Lao Wang and cannot be desecrated.
For this naughty kid, Teacher Cang has only taught him the middle-finger coping mechanism twice. He is still the same stupid person when learning other things, but he can learn this thing faster than anything else. He is really a talented person who has shouldered his karma!
"Wait, you're not waiting for a while..." Lao Wang was suddenly stunned and said: "Well, we also know that you may be under a lot of psychological pressure recently, but you don't want to bring such old things. Are you planning to get there? Living up there? What are these? Synthetic dry food? Yak jerky? Self-heating hot pot? This thing has expired a long time ago! Sleeping bag? Oh my god, where did you find the sleeping bag and tent? Or is it a double one? Dalei Zi again Not back! Wait, you can't be... I won't sleep with you! At least... at least take a shower first, otherwise there will be no need to talk! Also, are you going to stew the walking dead in such a big soup pot? "
"What's wrong with me providing sufficient logistical support for such an important event? This is called providing food and grass before troops are deployed!"
"..."
Lao Wang was speechless.
If my memory has not declined and I have not suffered from Alzheimer's disease, it seems that I was the one who had to worry about such logistical support in the past, right?
When teams of heavily armed gangsters carried all kinds of small and large pieces of debris onto Kunkun's back, Lao Wang knew that his vacation had ended early...
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Evil capitalist, you didn’t even give me the last 24 hours!
Tai Xiaoyi's eyes were even very kind, as if she felt relieved that the two naughty children at home were about to start school, and my mother was finally relieved: "You go, there are people on the island. I haven't been on the island recently, so I have saved a lot of money." There is something to be done..."
uh-huh.
These are the little tips that my little lady just read a few days ago in "A Not-So-Serious Guide to Raising Little Wolf Dogs", called: boystime.
Well, the little lady has done a lot of homework. The book states that the most charming and biggest flaw of this kind of love that spans ages is the control and possessiveness of mature elders. If you loosen some emotional restraints and let yourself go appropriately, then Distance creates beauty.
In terms of its nature, it was probably similar to the bachelor's night party that Mr. Xiao Bu gave to Lawyer Zhang.
In short, the little lady feels that what is said in the book may not be unreasonable.
The king's doubts.
After thinking for a long time, Lao Wang, who thought he had understood something, raised his finger and made an "ok" gesture to Tai Xiaoyi: I understand, I understand, don't worry, I am determined to guide this guy properly. I, Lao Wang, am a professional in psychological counseling!
Tai Xiaoyi was confused: What did he mean? What does he know?
Lao Wang thought that Tai Xiaoyi also understood, and he knew that he had a chance to win and laughed loudly: "That's okay, but little lady, please pay more attention to the prayer interface, we can call for fire support at any time!"
"Uh-huh!"
Tai Xiaoyi clenched her fists and waved them vigorously, as if to cheer her up, but she was actually thinking quietly in her heart——
I just don’t want to go with you. Look, you’re going to have fun. A bird comes out of its cage and a wild horse breaks free, right? I still don’t believe it. How can you fool around on a wild island where you can’t even see a human being?
snort!
It's nonsense, if Teacher Cang in his prime still needs to call for remote fire support, then I will definitely not be the woman who can save the world.
Lao Wang waved his hand: "Young men, here you go...according to Teacher Cang's wishes, we will cut this island into pieces without leaving a single blade of grass behind!"
The big Kun Kun soared into the sky and roared towards the floating land more than a hundred kilometers away.
The sapphire-like body is very transparent, and the faintly flickering veins and nerve nodes inside are clearly visible. The two brilliant energy core haloes flow and transmit a wave of energy to the big Kunkun's body.
Traveling in the air, the wind and clouds are turbulent.
Wan Kongge, one of the few seemingly normal skill names in Li's naming rules.
[Song of Wan Kong: The traveler has no boundaries, and wind and thunder follow him]
This skill is derived from the tempering of the Thunder Tribulation of the Menlo Island Chain, and is solidified in the second energy core of the Big Kunkun. However, it has not actually shown much use. It is not at all powerful or not, and it mainly depends on the surrounding environmental factors. , Under normal circumstances, only the wind, clouds, and fog can be gathered around the big Kun Kun. If the weather itself is very bad, hail, rain, lightning, thunder, and crushing people would be quite similar.
but...
It's handsome, really handsome!
When the big Kun Kun was cruising, the birds, smoke and clouds, the layers of glitz, were walking in the sea of clouds, the sound of the Kun was ethereal, and the auras of the two people on the Kun seemed to be as ethereal as those of worldly masters!
"Tsk..." Lao Wang said: "Well, let's just put it into a situation now. If before a disaster occurs, we can parachute to a certain place to show our holiness, find a few dozen passers-by, take out a few books and tell them, young man, I I look at your skeleton and your majestic head. The task of saving the world is left to you. I will give back five hundred yuan to old customers for the secret book of cultivating immortals. You can pay for it in one hand and deliver it in one hand. How long do you think it will take to earn a small goal?"
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"Why do you sell it for 500 when everyone else is selling it for 5 yuan? You will go to jail for price gouging!"
"I'm a Kun and I'm flying, so why don't I raise the appearance fee? Now when I sell something, I don't have to pay attention to packaging, artistic conception, and ostentation?"
"If you don't buy it, get out!"
"...Don't bother me, how about I give you a discount?"
"I paid for it with my life. You get what you pay for. Why should I give it to you?"
"What the hell..." Lao Wang still fought with him, determined to get the buyer of this first book: "Little thief, you can't even buy a book worth five hundred yuan, you are very poor. ah!"
"poverty!"
"Buy it if you are poor! This is an opportunity to change your destiny. Save the world. The beauty is lying in bed. Aren't you excited?"
"People are poor and have short ambitions, so I'll say goodbye."
"The horse is thin and has long hair. Look at the Kun under my feet. Look at my strength. Isn't it more respectable than me? We men were not always poor in the past, and now we are not popular drinkers. Follow the instructions in the book and listen to me. Let's talk about something. If you are poorer and humbler than me, I will give you this book for free!"
"Well..." Li Cang thought for a moment: "I picked up cabbage gangs that others didn't want at the morning market. I picked up a few lumps of pig lymph oil from the butcher's shop. I stewed it in a pot with plain water and salt when I got home. I survived on that. Two crazy Thursdays.”
Lao Wang: "..."
Who asked you to answer seriously?
If the young lady were left here, her eyes might be red, but could Lao Wang be an ordinary person?
"Huh? What's this?" Lao Wang said, "I'm so poor that I can't even get a wife, so I can only take advantage of my neighbors!"
The air was suddenly quiet.
"Get out of here!
"
Lao Wang smashed a big hole in the ground of Nodao, and there was still a man lying in the hole, laughing and twitching: "You fucking lost! Give me money! If you accept your loss, buy a book!"
Li Cang:￣□￣｜｜
A man's happiness is really happy, and it is also really unreasonable. Lao Wang got on the Kun again, and the two happy male companions spread their legs in groups along the road, allowing them to move around on their own and search for valuable resources.
Of course, the main "resource" is the likes of Alien Beasts and the Walking Dead.
Servants of Destiny, especially the weak Servants of Destiny like Dog Leg No. 1, who are unsociable from body to smell, and the zombies are also very interested in them. In the absence of humans, most of them are not picky eaters.
The entire floating continent appears to be extremely quiet, with no human habitation or animal chatter, and there are not many tall trees on it. Most of them are weeds and vine-like fast-growing plants. What is weird is that there is a particularly strong fishy smell in the air. , I don’t know where it came from.
Lao Wang sniffed hard: "It doesn't look like it. This isn't the smell of zombies and black oil. Where did he get it from?"
Li Cang was also very curious. This place was as quiet as a paradise. After walking around the big Kun Kun for a long time, he almost touched half of the mountain. Not to mention the walking dead, even the large beasts. No shadow was seen. It was the big Kunkun who came today, not the little brat like Goudan. He was not a wild and ferocious living creature at all. He wouldn't make the whole island tremble, right?
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The shape of the entire floating land is quite regular. The base of the island is an inverted cone, and the upper surface is a pyramid-shaped mountain with a not-so-steep slope. Li Cang and Lao Wang walked around on it for most of the circle, looking at two of the four sides. I was so stunned that I didn't notice any vitality at all!
"How about we go down and take a look?"
"become!"
According to the long-standing rule, there cannot be anything on such a huge floating land. Since it cannot be seen, there are only two possibilities: either it is something with wings, or it is someone digging a hole in the ground.
This bit of work is something Lao Wangdu knows a lot about.
After landing, Lao Wang acted like Conan and searched for clues along the way: "The soil here is quite fertile. I saw rabbit nests and sheep dung eggs. This white thorn looks like wolf dung?"
"Um."
In Grandpa Zhong Jianzhang’s mountain village, there are many forest guards of the older generation, as well as mountaineers and hunters. Therefore, according to old legend, the elders say that wolves have very strong digestive abilities, and the chewed bones in their feces leave traces of corrosion in their stomachs. It will be very heavy, and they can absorb nutrients very cleanly, so most wolf droppings are gray-white.
It’s unclear how true this statement is, but it’s true that wolf poop is mostly off-white.
The traces of wolves are also relatively easy to identify in the feces of various animals.
The two of them wandered around for a long time, following the traces left unknown how long ago and the trails trodden by various wild animals, but still found nothing. Lao Wang's face was exposed like a zombie who had gone through all the trouble to pry open Dave's head. Disappointed expression: "Wan Duzi..."
Lao Wang sat down on the big stone that was almost dark and had a gaping tooth. He took out a bunch of small purple fruits from the grass and threw them into his mouth. They were so sour that he grinned.
"Wait a minute?" Lao Wang suddenly pointed to the ground, "Teacher Cang, I know why there is nothing here."
Just a few dozen meters away from the big boulder, probably because of the rain not long ago, the surface was washed away a shallow layer, and all kinds of shells, snails, and fish bones leaked out from below.
Li Cang was speechless for a while, and then ordered a few dogs to dig down a meter or two——
"wipe..."
"unlucky!"
This floating land seems to have been rolled up from the timi sea. Its scientific name is the seabed. The grassy "surface" they are currently stepping on is only a few dozen centimeters thick. Further down, there is a layer of freshly rotted shells and seaweed on the left. There is a layer of old mud on the right side of the fish, shrimp and crabs. God knows how deep it is!
No wonder I found that the largest creatures were only wolves and rabbits. Even if they were able to reach this place, they might have had a lot of luck in "colliding"!
