nothing to do?
With Teacher Cang here, can you still have nothing to do?
Whether you are a capitalist or not is second to none, just for you to raise a flag, you can't let your idiots get anything done, you know?
When we talk about alchemy, we mean real alchemy, alchemy in the physical sense.
Including the volcanic lava mine that Lao Wang brought back last time, they also have hundreds or even thousands of tons of gold ore of various colors. They can knock, pan, and sift it. Anyway, except for mercury washing, they can do whatever they want. This thing is not a technology. It is not work, but physical work through and through. You can save the time of throwing iron balls and do something that contributes to efficiency.
Lao Wang looked suffocated: "No, we just made millions of coins. At this time, if we don't think about spending money to pay it back, why don't we just throw rocks at it? Why don't we need to be a bitch?"
Li Cang tilted his head and asked the dog-like man in a tuxedo, white shirt and tie to stand on both sides holding a large copper plate with a towel and a cold drink to wipe the sweat on his head: "Sudden wealth will make people lose their rationality. I have poor judgment and it was my mistake to let the little coin boy earn an extra penny, so I refuse."
"Are you going to drag all the subordinates to death?!" This reason made Lao Wang stunned: "So this is the reason why you risk your life and bring me with you? You see, I also need to calm down. ?"
Next to it is an alchemy blast furnace over 4 meters high, equipped with a conveyor belt and a blower. There are ash and slag all over the world, and Lao Wang is going to be familiar with it!
Tai Xiaoyi and Li Laixi were not far away, laughing as if they had run out of air. However, once they talked about it, the two men seemed to be quite enjoying themselves when they were shirtless, sweating, and showing off their muscles...
I don’t know what Li Cang said to Lao Wang over there. Lao Wang, who was going on strike and petitioning, really deflated like a deflated rubber ball. His whole broad shoulders collapsed, and his burly body gave people It feels like it suddenly dropped three numbers.
It took a while for Lao Wang's bright red face to be managed by him. He turned around and glanced in the direction of the two women with a complicated expression, and quickly looked away as if he was being burned: "Really, are you really proud?"
"You're so scared!"
"Fuck it, do it!"
Lao Wang gritted his teeth and continued to swing the pickaxe, bang bang bang, as if he was smashing Li Cang's ashes instead of some ore.
Grains of gold sand, pieces of ore, and golden beans of medium and small sizes were put in, and the golden water with flames in the blast furnace finally condensed into pieces of golden bricks.
Lao Wang weighed a small gold brick, feeling as if all the fat in his body had been refined: "Don't tell me, this thing gives people a really different feeling. There are piles of gems and diamonds in our warehouse. I don’t even bother to look at the fallen ash..."
"What about jade?" Tai Xiaoyi asked from a distance, "You don't like it either?"
"Jade..." Lao Wang scratched his head: "I like it. That thing is better than gold, and it feels comfortable to look at. That's right. Don't we have no material in our hands?"
Tai Xiaoyi choked.
Li Laixi rolled her eyes and gave an explanation: "What the little lady means is that gemstones in general can include jade, and jade in a broad sense also includes diamonds, agate crystals~"
"Is there still such a thing?"
"Liaring to a fool will make you feel deeply guilty, so don't worry, what I tell you is the truth, and it can be Baidu-like."
"Baidu? Haha! Even dogs don't believe it! Are sapphires, rubies, emeralds and that kind of jade?"
"No, emerald itself is a type of sapphire. Sapphire is the category name. In that series, except for ruby, which is named separately, all others can be called sapphire."
"So, rubies are sapphires, emeralds are sapphires, and diamonds are sapphires?"
"Ruby is named separately from sapphire! I didn't say diamond was!"
"What is the composition of sapphire? What is the composition of diamond? What is the composition of jade?"
"Sapphire is mainly alumina, diamond is essentially carbon, jade should be mainly silicon oxide, aluminum oxide, sodium oxide and——"
"So, diamonds and jade have nothing to do with each other? Sapphire should be more of a jade, right? Isn't it a member of the corundum family? At least it has the word jade in it!"
Li Leisi: "???"
Who is who?
who I am?
Who is Jade?
Da Leizi was finally stunned, his head was buzzing, concepts were confused, and his thinking was chaotic.
It is true that most women like sparkling gems, but a few will study the composition and naming of those things. In fact, many things and things are like this. The broad, narrow, popular and general terms are confusing enough. As a result, We also have to add a Baidu entry debate, and the collection is simply the Twilight of the Gods.
Li Cang raised his thumb at Lao Wang: "Awesome!"
"Of course, if you are as knowledgeable as my Master Wang, then-"
"No, I mean you didn't get beaten."
"..."
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3/7 Disaster Resistance Base.
Suo Mingfei and Yang Yinan were transferred to their posts half a month ago and a month ago respectively. Yang Yinan was not very familiar with the base education bureau, director of the level office, and was also a visiting professor of economics at the first college of higher education in the 7th base. Suo Mingfei was Airborne to the tax department.
Although both of them left their original workplaces, they could still be considered as having been promoted by half a level, with Suo Mingfei having slightly greater power.
Taxation is currently ranked in the top three among the fattest and most chaotic departments in the base. No matter how hard we work, it will not be impossible.
As the main subjects, the academies of sciences, the military and private armed groups do not need to worry about this kind of "literary" tax department, but the myriad of personal and commercial taxes are enough to cause a headache, not to mention that the place where Suo Mingfei works is What we are dealing with is the one with the most mixed ingredients.
In the grand office, Suo Mingfei leaned on his desk and smoked a cigarette. Two clerks, a man and a woman, recorded each question. Sitting on the opposite seat like a prisoner was a man with colorful thin threads on his hair. A mix of young black girls.
"Speak clearly! What exactly do you do!"
"I prayed for people, held seances, and asked a group of ladies to talk to their dead cats. This is a real act of kindness. The base does not expressly prohibit this kind of behavior, so it is completely legal, right?"
"You! Didn't! File a tax return! And! You're committing fraud! How can you sleep at night? Doesn't your conscience hurt?"
The black girl whistled: "Of course, sleeping naked on silk sheets and in a pile of money~"
"Be serious! Do you know that tax evasion is a serious violation of the base's temporary laws? It's illegal!"
"Nonono, this is completely legal income. It is the tip they gave me. It is private compensation. As far as I know, tips do not need to be taxed at the base!"
The female clerk finally smiled: "So, you don't have a business license?"
"?"
After the incident was over, Suo Mingfei said kindly to his two staff members: "I'll be here first today. Everyone has worked hard. Let's take a rest after get off work."
"Chief Suo..." The male staff member smiled bitterly: "These people are really too naughty, and they all seem to come from that place?"
"Well, before the relevant regulations and policies are completed and released, this kind of thing will never be dealt with. You all handled it well today, and you will be able to take charge of it soon. Also, remember, if you encounter someone with a particularly determined attitude, you can If we should be more relaxed, it would be embarrassing for our department if we really get into trouble."
"You're right, then..."
"We'll continue tomorrow. By the way, let's inform the other offices that I'll be the host on weekend nights and we'll all have a dinner together."
"Okay~"
"Thank you, Chief Suo, shall we leave first?"
When Suo Mingfei returned home, Yang Yinan was already busy in the kitchen, and the smell of steamed seafood and stew filled the room.
Lao Suo instantly relaxed and felt extremely happy.
After being indulged for a while, he crept into the kitchen and gently hugged his wife from behind.
"Ah~!"
"Bang~"
"ah..."
The brushed stainless steel one-piece spoon was extremely painful when hit. Lao Suo almost lay down on the ground, his eyes were filled with stars.
Yang Yinan, who was so frightened, said angrily: "You, you, you are not serious, I even spilled the soup!"
Lao Suo didn't dare to complain: "I'm not attracted by your beautiful back, Madam. I can't help but..."
"Go, go, we are an old married couple, don't do this to me. Did you buy the rock candy I asked you to buy?"
"What ice...ah ah...I'll go right away..."
After failing to buy the rock candy, Yang Yinan and Suo Mingfei exchanged their respective work contents. Lao Suo immediately complained: "It's difficult. Everything else is easy to say. You know what Martinis's group is thinking. I don't know what they think. All the women in the tribe were released to do business, what kind of psychic meetings, séances and ghost puppet meetings..."
"Isn't this the same thing as before? What's the name of that one? Is it that kind of thing? The same thing? He wants the country to make the base so chaotic that everyone dares to do such a thing? But then again, it should be like this Isn’t it right that it doesn’t fall on your unit?”
"No, they specially find some rich ladies to do business, and let people talk to dead pet cats and pet dogs. For a fee, they are called black, darker than their skin. Martinis's group, tsk, base No one wants to offend them. What will you do if they offend you? Kill them all. How many lives will it cost? Besides, the impact is too bad, and what they are doing now is not really harmful. Then you see it, It was thrown into my hands. My hair has turned gray these days! Grandma, what a loss. Just tell me who could come up with such a bad idea. You don’t know which bastard gave those black girls a branch. The trick!"
"Talking to a dead pet? What do you mean? And then charging a fee?"
"Literally speaking, I heard that part of the 'spirit' of a pet that died in a previous disaster can be returned to the current pet. It's quite mysterious... Hmm... Anyway, it's really hard to say this kind of thing now. Whether it’s accurate or not, it’s all about someone believing it. It’s very popular at the base, and the whole process is done in a black box. The base didn’t come up with any specific regulations and just asked several of us to assist in the investigation and management. I’m responsible for the taxes, alas..."
Outside, Suo Mingfei is a serious and rigorous airborne section chief, holding great power. As for at home, it can only be said that it is fortunate that neither Yang Yinan nor Suo Zhihui has the habit of keeping pets.
"Is Martinis the one who went to Li Cang several times?"
"right!
Suo Mingfei said: "Those people are very fierce. When we were in Santa Catana, tens of thousands of people died in their hands..."
"How could Li Cang be related to such a person?"
"He himself is not a good person! My daughter...ahem..." Suo Mingfei wisely did not continue the topic and changed the angle, "It is said that she is an admirer of Cang boy. This kind of thing Who can say for sure? I often visit the forum, and my comments about that guy are not very good..."
"Don't talk nonsense, you will suffer the consequences when my daughter comes back later!"
"I'm back!"
"..."
Lao Suo suddenly jumped up: "Hey, my good daughter is back. Are you tired? How was your day? Did your work go well? Did you have any trouble with your colleagues?"
"fine..."
Suo Zhihui has already quit the collection team. Now he is working with Qin Zhenzhen and does not have to go out to work hard. This is Lao Suo's most satisfying part. Of course, it would be perfect if he could not have any intersection with Li Cang.
Suo Mingfei saw that his beloved daughter's tone was somewhat reluctant, so she couldn't help but become serious: "What's wrong? There's no news about that little... Li Cang, right? Haven't you already asked about it? As the saying goes, good people don't live long, and disasters... .Well..."
Mother and daughter stared at him together.
"No!" Suo Zhihui said in annoyance: "There are a few guys who have been pestering me and Zhen Zhen. They are like dog-skin plaster. They are here again today... They are annoying to death. It's okay. I will solve it."
yeah?
Lao Suo rolled his eyes: "Are you handsome? What do you do? Ordinary people can't get into your company, right? You..."
"Dad~!" Suo Zhihui scolded: "If you keep talking, I'll be really angry!"
"Old Suo, I think you deserve a beating!"
Suo Mingfei sighed: "Oh, Dad is doing this for your own good. You are always like this, and others shouldn't do it. That kid..."
Yang Yinan angrily said, "Old guy, did you have water in your ears?! Xiao Lasuo said that those people were pestering her and Zhen Zhen at the same time!
"
"Ah?" Only then did Suo Mingfei react: "What a bastard! Where are you buying groceries? He's so lawless! How dare he bully my daughter? My dear girl, tell dad which unit he is from. Dad, go take it out on you!"
"God's Coming"
"Deputy commander of the 3rd company of the 14th hunting battalion of the 7th base, the young boss of the Malian mercenaries, and..."
Suo Zhihui clicked on several names in succession, but did not mention their names.
Lao Suo was stunned.
When a scholar meets a soldier, he can't explain why. The literary department is in decline. Even if he is not a regular army in the base, the private armed forces have nothing to do with Suo Mingfei. They are not under his control at all.
After Suo Zhihui went upstairs, Lao Suo sighed.
"You said this was a big deal, what's going on? What's wrong with my daughter being beautiful? How come she always has such rotten peach blossoms?"
"How about..." Yang Yinan gritted his teeth, "I'll talk to Rao Qifang again? Those guys in the hunting camp are used to being arrogant and domineering. They fight and kill every day until their brains are broken. They are unreasonable and accept death. If this continues I’m afraid it’s not good for Hui Hui’s reputation, girl, she..."
"How? What did you say?"
"this..."
Several of Lao Wang's "confidantes" are indeed well protected by the base, and they are in a state where everyone knows and everyone laughs but says nothing, but there are always things that the base cannot take care of, and they cannot let everyone interact with Li Cang. Protect everyone?
Support is support, this kind of thing is very euphemistic, how can we say it openly and openly on the table: ah, so-and-so is the exclusive life secretary arranged by the base for so-and-so, ah, so-and-so is the one we support...
It's inappropriate, outrageous, and the base still wants to lose face.
Therefore, especially regarding the specific regulations of Suo Zhihui, very few people in the base even know about it, and the transfer arrangements for Suo Mingfei and Yang Yinan are also very inconspicuous and will not attract attention or association at all.
As a result, the gentle lady and the gentleman were so excited, and this unexpected and bizarre incident happened naturally.
