Lao Wang has a very bad habit: laziness.
Laziness is a common disease of human beings, but when this thing is overlapped with procrastination and you are in a multi-generational family, the development of Lao Wang's condition is no longer important, because there is a high probability that it will catalyze an intimate like Li Cang Dalei Zi with a human face and a beast heart. Friends.
If the road is uneven, someone will shovel it. If the road is not flat, it will explode into a crater.
"What a sin..." Lao Wang complained as he rolled a big iron ball that was half taller than him: "The colorful world is so intoxicating. It's so hard to wait for a holiday. Why on earth do we have to spend four hours and... A steel egg with a lead core is fighting!"
"To ensure that the one being plated is not some other egg?"
Li Cang's answer was so honest that Lao Wang couldn't help but feel a chill in his crotch, and even the strength to beep was gone.
As an adult male with an arm circumference of more than 55cm all year round, Lao Wang has his own ideas about fitness exercises. Unfortunately, he will always be in pain, whether in the gym before the disaster or in controlling his body after the disaster.
Well, here comes Achilles' heel.
"Aren't you going to Heathmore today?" Lao Wang said with a sneaky look on his face: "We have been here for nine days, why don't we get to know the local customs?"
The customs and customs described by someone in your mouth, ha!
"What the hell is that expression on your face? Seriously, I'd rather go shopping with Little Miss and Big Leizi than look at the plasma cannon mount in the Biochemical Beast Workshop. I'm tired, and my heart is tired."
Lao Wang said this with some complaints, because Li Cang has not yet decided whether to confess to Heathmore An'er. After being together for so many years, he has always believed that he can see through Teacher Cang's pants with his pants. .
"You already have some ideas about those questions, right?"
"Plasma cannon and thunderstorm energy?" Li Cang nodded, "It's a little possible, but it's not worth it. The benefits we can get are far less than those of the Heathmore family, unless she has something else... In short Just wait and see..."
As for a guy of Heath Moore's level, he has obviously mastered the observation of words. He can accurately contact four people and arrange all kinds of gags that he can't refuse. How could he not see through Li Cang's half-community fear? His micro-expression, otherwise he wouldn’t have had to risk the world’s disapproval by saying something midway and interrupting the communication.
We are all legitimate businessmen, so it's not a shame to find a place where there is no one to do business.
"Shopping? What kind of street?"
Lao Wang and Li Cang stiffened on the spot and suffered cardiopulmonary arrest.
It’s true that Master Wang has been talking nonsense for three days, why would Timi be delayed if it weren’t for this!
Shopping with two women with tens of C of strength will eventually bring devastating consequences and unimaginable psychological shadows. Lao Wang and Li Cang were almost dragged into Monroe's streets like dead dogs with eggs. .
With a population of 13 million, the scale of Monroe was suffocating in the Sky Island Age. The main city alone included more than 1,200 sky islands, as well as underground cities, satellite cities, and sky gardens. In the exclusive area for the rich, normal means of transportation are trams and plasma boats, abnormal means of transportation include seahorses and ground dragons, and faster and more cool ones are sharp blades and flying dragons.
"How about being a seahorse knight for once?"
"Wang, do you still think you are not salty enough?"
"Yeah, yeah, Kaiba is covered in slime!"
"What about the sharp blade? They said that wyverns are usually kept privately by wealthy people. They are temporarily out of stock."
"The sharp blade is so ugly, I don't want to go out riding that kind of iron lizard that doesn't even grow hair!"
"We've already changed our clothes, so why don't we go to waste? We can't go on a private visit with Kunkun and Goudan incognito, and people will recognize them immediately. It will be a lot of trouble."
In the end, the Heathmore family thoughtfully solved this small problem. Although the Heathmore family was busy unifying the major forces in Monro, they did not refuse Li Cang and others' self-entertainment, which fully demonstrated the family's parents. The demeanor provided them with a beautiful biochemically modified flying dragon, with a long body, bright rainbow markings, a scissor-shaped tail fin and wings with the golden heraldry of the Heathmore family, and a ribbon on its body like a floating ball. Yunxia.
There was nothing wrong with a few sharp-edged guys wanting to explore Monroe purely on two legs, but it was doubtful how much they could visit in three months, let alone one day.
Riding a slender flying dragon through the streets of Monroe, where there are many high-rise buildings, modernity, technology, fantasy and feudal slavery go hand in hand. Lao Wang couldn't help but sigh at the superiority of other people's systems: "You are so rich that you can really take it." People are treated like animals, do you think these nobles need someone to help them when they pee?"
The most conspicuous ones I saw were the service industry and the slave market. The magnificence and exaggeration were so grand that the bosses at Base 3/7 would have to go outside to choose a good lamp for them after just one glance.
Unlike Tili, which has been connected to the Internet for more than 200 years, Tili has been guarding its one-third acre of land and has been producing and selling its own products internally. Monroe has maintained the same from the beginning to the end. Open to communication with the outside world.
Be strong by plundering, and plunder by being strong.
When the people of Monroe see subordinates coming from outside while walking on the road, they don't even raise their eyebrows. The father of Monroe is the grandfather. The day he settled in Monroe, he set the tone of his life. You can see the hard work outside. Where are the Monroe people? People from out of town come to our Monroe to beg for food. They might become our slaves one day. What’s there to see?
"Well, that manor looks lively, it doesn't look like private property."
"You have a discerning eye. This is one of the best stores in Monroe. Most of the high-end customization of rare items from the outside world and from Monroe has its own dedicated store here!" A man and a woman riding a sharp blade act as pilots. He explained in quite standard Chinese: "Whether it is antique artworks before the disaster or blood fragments of the walking dead and beasts after the disaster, almost all of them are included. It is definitely a good place for shopping. I recommend you two beautiful ladies. Go to the Thornton family jewelry showroom and have a look, Kermodo clothing is also very good, and..."
A three-stage sharp blade (modified), guiding a bipedal flying dragon that can only make up for the second stage, is a strange sight even in Munro.
The highly green sky manor has dedicated waiters, and they are also communicating with each other.
"This is the second generation of that family's appearance again. Bate and Pizarro have landed in your direction. Don't let me make any mistakes!"
"I get it, I can't afford to offend you, I'm a professional skater."
"I would rather be a rich man from outside. At least he is really considerate when buying things, and he is very polite when he gets the commission service fee."
"That's true. The second generation of the local people in Monroe have been suppressed by their families. They are so embarrassed that they don't have any money in their pockets. I see them coming here to show off and they are so miserable. You fucking buy it. ah..."
"Okay, okay, the white hat above is here for inspection again. Clamp your crotch tightly to me. Smoking, going to the toilet, drinking water, and lazing back to do things. I don't need to tell you what the consequences will be if you get caught, right?"
Montenegro Estate.
In this place where men and women are each other's accessories, happiness and excitement belong to others. Li Cang and Lao Wang are like two lost children, or old snakeskin bags fluttering in the wind amid the feasting and feasting, fluttering and fluttering. ...
Li Cang was destined to be unable to figure out why they could still spend three hours at the Sandton Jewelry Showroom when there were thousands of kilograms of jewelry piled at home and they enjoyed rubbing gold jewelry pendants by hand.
What happened to the global disaster, what happened to the Sky Island Age, why don’t we just change places and continue shopping and buy accessories?
Li Cang and Lao Wang were tied up in a rest area specially prepared for VIPs. Four single sofas that could accommodate three people to roll on and a transparent round table with broken crystals were their entire impression of the Thornton Jewelry Showroom.
Oh, the world is only so small.
The middle-aged man beside him was smoking a cigar leisurely, half of his face and one eye exposed in the light smoke. He glanced at the new Xiaoliu who was leading three waiters and commanding six shop assistants, and then spoke slowly. He suddenly looked away: "You can't make enough money, and you can't climb to the top of the status. Men, don't make it too difficult for yourself. You can best see a woman's temperament when you go shopping. If a woman is too strong, there will be big problems in the future. ~”
"oh?"
"I see too many young people like you every day. They obviously have great potential, but they would rather die under the skirts of those family jewels. They act like licking dogs, but even ordinary hallucinogens can simulate Don’t come!”
Looking at the posture of the middle-aged man coming across from him, Lao Wang pinched his chin and said casually: "What do you think is more suitable?"
"The upper limit is the right match, the one who opens up the situation is the best, and a little help is the basis..." The middle-aged brother saw clearly the playfulness on Lao Wang's lips, shrugged and didn't mind: "Oh, young people don't care about this, right? Let me put it another way, look at me, I found Xiaojiabiyu who can help me settle in Monroe a few years ago, and now my business is on the right track. My wife is devoted to having a son, my mistress and mistress help me manage the business, and my mistress leads the logistics team. , Xiaoliu, the youngest one in front of you, apart from jewelry and clothes, the only thing he cares about most is what to eat in the morning, lunch, and dinner, what else can he do, he just makes do with his life like this. "
"That's really quite adequate."
"?"
Lao Wang: "Hey, Teacher Cang, look over there, at least 94... no... 95 points!"
The middle-aged brother's eyes drifted over: "Brother Huiyan, that person is the pillow treasure of the head of the Thornton family. She has been in charge of this Thornton exhibition hall for three months. You must know that she has only appeared in front of old Thornton for five years. About a month, he’s very capable!”
"oh??"
This single tone is completely different from the previous one.
Two pilots, a man and a woman, quietly appeared with hot tea and cold drinks. They handed the drinks to the three of them with a smile. The golden emblem of the Heathmore family on the sleeves flashed in front of the middle-aged man.
The female pilot tried her best to smile sweetly, but her trembling hands still betrayed her current mood: "Shall I bring her to see you? Miss, they are watching the Thornton family's treasure hall. You know, she is knowledgeable and professional." The professional instructors often have to explain the ins and outs of a piece of jewelry, the craftsman, the maker, and the story in a gripping manner, but they are very slow~"
The pilot was obviously specially selected by the Heathmore family. She was so direct and undisguised that she knew who she was meant to serve.
Lao Wang coughed: "I studied in the Spring and Autumn Period, and the world is nothing more than the dead bones and painted skin in the tomb."
The female pilot blinked and suddenly felt less nervous: "Ayako must be honored to meet you. She admires thin gold calligraphy very much and also has her own unique insights in oil painting. She and I happen to be very good friends. My friend, would you like to give us a chance?"
"The thin gold body, the one with the eagle?"
"You know so much!"
The middle-aged man was dumbfounded the whole time. He watched with dumbfounded eyes as the pilot led Ayako over like a cat to say hello. He watched with dumbfounded eyes as Lao Wang led the two of them away like two little white rabbits. He turned his head to face each other in stunned silence. Li Cang.
"She...he...they...you..."
"Um?"
"Is she from the Heathmore family?"
"Um."
"You, you, you are that...that..."
"Um."
***,Neuropathy!
What's the point of this kind of dad taking a woman shopping and not clearing the place?
The former wave died on the beach, and a new generation replaced the old. When Li Cang, who was not good at interpersonal communication, sent away the third wave of people, the topic had already turned to Monroe local products.
Cheku Wesker and Shari Starr were a newly married advanced couple. They were tired of shopping and chatted with Li Cang.
"Indochina is very good at raising cattle, but no Brazilians know how to raise cattle. Only the Indian cattle breeds and the Brazilian land have the taste that the Monroe people have now. Where can serious people eat beef? How about Wagyu beef? Above the medium standard, half a catty One kilogram is enough to cut off all the fantasy of a normal person about beef. Within a week, the sight of beef will make you want to vomit, and the Australian cattle are even more imitative. But speaking of the colonial penal colony, there is nothing good except kangaroos, so Zebu is good, especially when grilled. Not to mention the full flavor of the beef, the juicy meat comes out of the big roast! I have also eaten yak from the plateau of the snowy areas of China and Sichuan buffalo, and the impression is very good. This kind of thing can be called Cows, since when does the quality of beef need to be judged by fat!"
When it comes to eating Li Cang, I’m still very interested: “So Monroe’s specialty is zebu?”
"Of course, there is also the extremely high-quality Sispore Baigu. Oh, you Chinese people should know it better. I see a lot of Chinese people calling it 'leiwozi'. Is that the pronunciation?"
After the translator is set to a single language, communication is still no problem, not to mention there is a dedicated multi-lingual pilot working part-time as a translator next to him, who can accurately guide even allusions, slang and the like.
"Leiwozi?"
"Yes, yes, that's it. Legend has it that this kind of mushroom is a prairie spirit that only appears during thunderstorms. Maybe it's because the thunderstorms in Monroe never stop. In short, the quality of the white mushroom is very good. I had never seen it before the disaster. After eating such delicious mushrooms, the French porcini mushrooms are nothing compared to them, it’s simply wonderful!”
"It's indeed pretty good." Li Cang said cheerfully: "Leiwozi tastes best when buried in the soil. It just takes experience to dig it up. The ones on the grassland are the best, and the ones under fallen leaves will have a mixed smell."
"You actually dug it with your own hands? China is so blessed with its vast territory and abundant resources..." Wesker exclaimed with eyes filled with emotion: "I will definitely ask them to pick out the best butt of zebu next time. The sharp meat, plus a little bit of fat from the knob, I’m really looking forward to it, are there any other awesome ways to eat it in China?”
Li Cang thought about it seriously: "Chicken soup, pheasant soup, grilled and eaten are also very good options. After grilled, it can also be made into a guinea fowl salad that suits your taste."
"So, how about I treat you to dinner?"
"Clam?"
