A simple sentence has different meanings and feedback in different people's ears. Some people are as moist as spring breeze and rain, and others are like thunder and thunder.
Lao Wang seemed to get to know Li Cang again. The scrutiny, shock, and astonishment in his eyes turned into a kind of misery in the end: "Damn it, I worry about hard work, and in the end, it may not be as good as this Biao Yang's words." ..."
"You~"
Tai Xiaoyi slapped Lao Wang angrily, thinking that he was jealous, so she leaned into Lao Wang's ear and said a few words in a mosquito-like humming voice.
"real??"
Lao Wang Tongkong jumped three feet high and directly lifted Tai Xiaoyi up.
"Really? Is it really really true?"
"Oh, shut up..."
"Okay, okay, I shut up, hahahahahahahahaha~"
Tai Xiaoyi was furious and her face was as red as blood.
Li Laixi was the same. She was ashamed of her "dark" mentality just now. Who would have thought that she would hear such words from such a person's mouth, and she was caught off guard.
A woman's mouth is full of mouth...
It is true that earthy love words are oily, but sometimes this oil can also be lubricating oil. Who gave you, Mr. Di Cang, a face that no one can refuse?
"Hey..." Li Leisi was finally able to speak, weakly, "Um, you...what did you just say?"
Li Cang's face suddenly darkened.
There is a difference between a person with a strong psychological quality like an alloy and an ordinary person. Teacher Cang didn't even realize that the words he just inadvertently muttered in his sleep had a considerable linkage effect in the eyes of others. He only has one feeling now: shame!
I'm a crazy person!
Such words actually came out of my mouth?
"I said...I said..." Li Cang gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, "I said the fireworks are more beautiful in your eyes than outside."
Li Cang, who has never spoken softly to Dalei Zi, has accepted his fate this time. If you are ashamed, be ashamed, and criticize like crazy!
I, Mr. Li, will not change my name when I walk or sit down, but my will is as strong as iron...I...Gan, who is your mother, please come and save me...Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I'm going to the lunar orbit to dig out a three-bedroom apartment with two living rooms...
Mr. Lu Xun once said: We are born in the same quilt and die in the same coffin.
Daleizi's performance really did not disappoint anyone. He tugged on Li Cang's sleeve and said, "Let's go... let's go!"
"What are you doing? I haven't finished watching the fireworks yet and I haven't..."
"It's a dead thing. You won't starve to death if you eat less. Where can you watch the fireworks differently?"
Then, Li Cang saw a whole cabinet of various suit components that had never had a chance to appear in his sight since the box given by Maozi Baldy was wiped out by two women.
"Hey, I thought you threw it all away..."
Now, Li Cang finally knew what Li Laixi was carrying the whole 2-liter bottle of pure white tequila for. It was not necessary to adjust the atmosphere at such a high temperature, it was only used to strengthen her courage.
"Gudong Gudong~"
The way Dalei Zi drank wine was bold and bold, as if he was going to die happily. Then he closed his eyes and pointed at the cabinet of treasures fearfully.
Li Cang was more afraid than she was, and his voice trembled with fear: "Self-chosen?"
"Stop talking nonsense, you only have one minute, no, ten seconds!"
"I'm ready!"
Li Laixi opened her eyes, her teeth were itching with hatred, but her mood remained stable, with a genuine expression: "I knew it! Li Cang, you are a dog, right? You, I'm so hidden, can you still find me?"
"Woof, woof woof!"
Being able to bend and stretch is what a man should be.
"You have to be blind to fall in love with a pervert like you, you know!" Li Leisi snatched the box and was extremely disgusted with this guy: "Isn't there someone with long ears and a tail at home? Go find her, you are always thinking about tormenting her. Who am I? What a pervert! You just say it, it, it, what is the use of this thing! Is there even a little bit of beauty at all?"
Snap, Lilith appeared instantly, and she came out with furry animal ears and a big shining tail.
"roll!
"
Daleizi was instantly furious and slapped the guy away without even thinking!
"Woof woof!"
(Oh, woman, a creature with an upright mouth and body)
The atmosphere was awkward.
"I...you...don't do this next time..." Li Leisi ran away and slammed the bathroom door with a muffled voice, as if she was about to cry, "I'll change... .Well...I'll take a shower first...then what...you're not allowed to come in anyway!"
The sound of rushing water only sounded for a while, but it lasted three years in Li Cang's ears. Teacher Cang anxiously turned around like an ant dropped on a pancake pan, breathing rapidly, and finally——
"Dangdang~"
"Get out of here, get out of here, don't come in, what are you doing?"
"Well, lubricant..."
"roll!
! "Li Laisi roared filial piety: "I am not even afraid of death, but I am afraid of this... hiss... it hurts, it hurts..."
The door opened, just a crack, and a hand stretched out weakly.
"Give me!"
"Pfft..."
"Li, do you want to die?!"
Li Cang saw the opportunity and squeezed in: "Then suddenly I remembered that I didn't even have time to take a shower..."
The slender little feet stepped on Li Cang's face like a navigation system: "I advise you to be kind!
"
After a full twenty minutes, Li Cang was so angry that his menstrual flow was so intense that Li Laixi came out of the bathroom. She blushed, frowned and closed her eyes. She held her lower abdomen in her hands and twitched her waist slightly...
"Hiss~!"
The breath that Li Cang took into his mouth was cold, but his eyes were burning in his heart.
It has to be said that Maozi not only has a sense of superiority in conventional artistic attainments, but now it seems that even this kind of intensively cultivated miraculous skills is not inferior to the old powerhouses such as Britain, Germany and the Netherlands!
The velvet soles are decorated with tassels and gemstones, the elegant yet charming gold-red animal tails and ears, and the rare southern hemisphere suspenders are directly connected to the stocking straps, and one is higher and the other is lower, and the taller one is tied. On the lower side is the leg ring, and on the side is a small silver bell with a complicated pattern of the same style as the necklace. The sound of the bell is low but not boring, transparent but not heavy...
The most shocking thing is the narrow skirt, which is lengthened by one part and shortened by one part. It can just touch the bell on the leg ring lightly when walking. Through the combination of layered fabrics and gorgeous and complicated The exquisite inlaying of gemstones, embroidery patterns and other craftsmanship add a bit of rigor and sophistication to the overall dress...
The clothes were so flawless but not vulgar that an adjective that was not suitable for this situation suddenly appeared in Li Cang's mind: dignified!
Under Li Cang's crushing gaze, poor Da Leizi had goosebumps all over his body, and he made a sound like a mosquito: "Have you seen enough? I want to change." Coming down..."
Even though he said that, he didn't move when he moved.
With a solemn face, Li Cang knelt down on one knee and made a gentleman's request: "Your Highness, who has descended from Tushan Mountain, would I be honored to take you to watch a fireworks show?"
Where to watch the fireworks, of course, from the window.
Li Laisi pursed her lips with her teeth and reluctantly handed over her left hand: "What a pervert..."
"They're already up there."
"You...walk slower...a little bit...don't look around!"
"According to the order."
