The nutrients required by the subordinates are already staggering, not to mention that several people have just experienced several seamless battles. Just after eating barbecue, their stomachs started to revolution again, and the two of them could not continue wholeheartedly. After repairing the house, go to the fire pit downstairs to set up a big pot and find a lucky alien antelope to stew on the spot.
"Let's get some more chickens and roast them. Dalei Zi and the others will definitely want to eat them too..." Li Cang glanced at the food reserves scattered everywhere, "It feels like the alienation of the walking dead and the beasts happened in an instant. How could this chicken be so slow!"
"Can you hurry up so that you can put the transformation of domestic livestock into beasts on the agenda?" Lao Wang said: "Whenever you are lucky enough to grow some alienated grains and vegetables, the ordinary food will be almost the same as if it is not eaten. In this way, this will become more and more difficult as time goes by. You said that if the reserve food is successfully mutated, will the eggs laid be considered ordinary eggs or..."
"Please leave gracefully, thank you!"
"Want to watch the fireworks?"
"?"
"I took out all the fireworks and everything from the underground shelter. I always feel uncomfortable being so close to the oil."
"You... want to... set off fireworks for me??" Li Cang's calm expression finally took on a hint of uncontrollable horror, "Are you having a fucking brain short-circuit?"
"Hey, I've told you to understand it all. I'm stupid for setting off fireworks for you. I'm just setting off fireworks for you. Isn't there still the little lady and Da Leizi?"
"It's out of season to set off some fireworks. Do you think Dalei Zi is someone who likes that kind of stuff..."
"It's hopeless. How come you with thick eyebrows and big eyes don't even have the slightest bit of romantic bacteria?" Lao Wang said with disdain: "It's up to you whether you want to do it or not. When the time comes, when Big Leizi asks, I will say that I don't care about you." !”
Li Cang doesn't quite understand Master Wang's brain circuit, which is like rain or wind. Firstly, it's not a holiday, and secondly, it's not an anniversary. Why is he going crazy for no reason?
Besides, what's so romantic about fireworks? Didn't they just fire dozens of tons of anti-aircraft guns before they came out? That thing is much prettier than this!
However, it's hard to say...
In line with the principle of avoiding risks and a strong desire to survive, Li Cang took a lot of losers and found a hidden place to set up the fireworks one by one. It was unknown that these things had been gathering dust in the corner of the underground shelter for several years. The tabletop is more than half the height of a person and contains seventy or eighty boxes.
"Is this little stuff enough to watch a chicken?"
Lao Wang gave me a big wave of his hand, and he quickly multiplied the number of boxes to seven or eight hundred boxes under the wishing light, and slightly improved the quality. As a result, the small two thousand coins were just gone, which was even more than the wishing copy of the shells. It’s several times more expensive!
Looking at those large boxes with extremely exquisite shells and painted dragons and phoenixes, Lao Wang fell into deep thought. There is no doubt that he suffered a big loss by improving the overall quality in proportion.
When Li Cang came over with a bundle of ignition wires and an ancient detonator, everyone was stunned for a moment when they saw this scene. Unexpectedly, he did not spit out sweet things to Wang. He was just speechless for a while, and said politely: " If there is a consumption level in Xiaobi Zaizi, you can at least get a diamond VIP card, and you will be taken advantage of by such a stubborn and pure-blooded person, tsk~"
"..."
Li Laixi and Tai Xiaoyi were reading books and playing games to pass the rare leisure time when they were dragged down by Lao Wang. They looked at the roast chicken and stew on the table, the oversized fruit plate and the drinks in the ice bucket with question marks on their faces. , there are even bouquets carefully matched with the aesthetics of two straight men.
Tai Xiaoyi was so surprised that her aunt laughed: "Hey, what day is it today? It's so grand!
"
Li Laixi was suspicious: "To be courteous for nothing is either adultery or theft."
Lao Wang was stuck on the spot, he dared not say anything in anger: "Hey, what you said, with the level of Teacher Cang and I, why would anyone dare to stop me even if it was a robbery, let alone a robbery?"
Li Laisi said quietly: "There is a difference between robbing someone and stealing someone."
"..."
Master Wang’s teeth are all broken, so I’m going to let you two get involved in this matter. A straight man and a strong female man, if you put them together, they are called alloy!
Li Cang: "Oh, it's a pity that such a nice girl has a mouth..."
"You're looking for...baa...baa? Baa!
"
Snap, a gray card exploded into light mist in front of Li Lei Si, and Li Lei Lei's language system gradually moved towards GD.
【The Silence of the Lambs】
Prop card, purple
Purpose: Silence the designated target for 15 minutes after use. This effect cannot be dispelled in any way. The subject will only be able to utter simple syllables such as "meow", "meow", "woo", "um", "ah" and "oh", and cannot use any other A more systematic language.
Note: This card is not a set card set and does not provide supporting props such as bells and collars.
Lao Wang's eyes are like bells. If a good guy wants to be ruthless, it's you who is ruthless. You neither leave room for others nor a way for yourself to survive!
Li Laisi gritted her silver teeth, basically trying to swallow someone's words alive, and she pressed the words bitterly. When Li Cang clicked on the mini prayer interface and saw it, he immediately burst into laughter.
[Li Laisi: Bahahahah! What! What? ? ? 】
"Stop struggling, come here, sit down and take a look. When you are not talking, you are as beautiful as a sculpture. How dignified and elegant you are!"
Li Cang pressed Li Lai Si into the chair. Li Lai Si glared and waved her fist at him bitterly, but she directly attacked this unreliable guy - yes, the "patient" is amazing and can do whatever he wants.
"Hmm, cough, cough, stop staring!" Lao Wang poured a glass of sparkling water for everyone, "I wish you good health... um... I wish you good fortune!"
"Great wealth!"
"cheers!"
"Mea~"
"Hahaha!" Lao Wang couldn't stop laughing, and quickly stopped talking before Li Laisi got angry, "Well, the first cup is to accommodate Teacher Cang. We can do it as you please. After all, the concentration of sparkling water is still too high for you. ”
After the first cup, the three people's glasses were replaced by wine. After a few rounds, Lao Wang cleared his throat: "Ahem, actually, Teacher Cang and I have prepared a little surprise for you. Lesbians, now , please look over there!”
Fire trees and silver flowers fill the sky with splendor.
Tai Xiaoyi and Li Laixi were both surprised. Besides the surprise, they were also a little emo. The combination romance of the straight man was too abrupt and gratuitous, right?
Tai Xiaoyi, the oldest, behaved like a little girl. She screamed and threw herself into Lao Wang's arms, kissing and hugging her. Her arms were full of fragrant jade. Lao Wang was particularly proud of Li Lai, who was sitting there as dry as two cement slabs. Winking with Li Cang.
Li Laixi looked up at the numerous fireworks that filled the night sky, her eyes slightly confused, and she suddenly caught a glimpse of Li Cang's face facing her from the corner of her eye.
"Bah baa baa ah?"
(Stop dreaming, I’m not a little girl, I won’t hug you.)
God knows what this sentence was translated into when it reached Li Cang's ears. In short, Li Cang suddenly replied: "You also have it in your eyes, which is more beautiful than what's on the outside."
