There were more than a hundred people, and at least half of them were able to pray directly. In the end, they were washed and ironed by more than a hundred cannonballs...
I can't laugh or cry!
This incident can at least rank second among the embarrassing incidents they have experienced since the disaster!
Lao Wang was even in the mood to shoot a video and update the post: "Take a look, take a look, the track leaders are always stepping on thunder. Back then, the Japanese didn't get this kind of treatment. They could wash their faces with 50 guns and no one could find one. Oops!"
The sustainable Versailles cannot sustainably guarantee the popularity of posts. As a well-known celebrity on the rails, Lao Wang has been unprecedentedly humane and flexible when it comes to the meal. After all, no matter what the situation is, People are talking about the miracle of the old Liu family and it is difficult to replicate it. It is impossible to kneel down, at least not one of your own. I would rather be with friends and refuse to be a domestic slave. I stand up and ask for the meal while waving angrily at my parents. Raise your fist...
Facts have proved that the audience prefers sand sculptures to pretentiousness.
[Oh ho, the guys are here to do the work. Come out and identify what kind of assassin this is! 】
[Use the most awesome skills to engage in the most hard-core sneak (tóu) attack (xī), which is the only thing I have seen in my life]
[Really?? Give it a shot and change the place]
[Bet 50 cents, there is only one person on the other side, if you lose, please mail me Sanjinxiang, and eat now during the live broadcast]
【↑, don’t come here to eat or drink! 】
[It’s rare to see Master Wang deflated, but the effect is straight away]
[This explosion is so old-fashioned. Really, after seeing various skill special effects, it’s quite interesting to see this kind of small cannon smash]
[Speaking of why there are suddenly so many people on Master Wang’s island, isn’t it possible to add teammates in the middle and later stages of the track? 】
[My dog balls are still so beautiful~]
[Da Leizi is as beautiful as a picture, (づ￣3￣)づ╭～, the people are sweeter than the scenery]
【sweet? Who doesn’t know how to speak loudly when you are young and have a good tone? If you have the ability to navigate to the scene to chase stars and express your love! 】
[Believe it or not, if she punches you, your soul will fly in the sky and chase her below? 】
[Holy shit, it’s really explosive? This angle is so amazing. Can Master Wang lift up his windbreaker? I want to take a closer look at Master Wang’s abdominal muscles that can resist a 50-caliber mortar...]
[Where is I Cang? I want to see Teacher Cang! Don’t I deserve to appear on the scene? Oh, I found it, no one noticed Teacher Cang who secretly licked the corner~]
【↑, please watch your face! Don’t you understand the principle of resource sharing? 】
[Master Wang has really gone too far recently. I have counted that the last ten posts he updated only have a total of 8 frames of Teacher Cang. The Cang Party has deliberately downplayed the abominable public opinion manipulation that tens of thousands of people have written to defeat him! 】
[If you continue to argue, I will take the sword girl away without you being polite]
【How dare you, evil beast! 】
What kind of posters and what kind of water friends? For Lao Wang, the style of painting is always so twisted and the topics are always so colorful.
Lao Wang happily chatted with the water friends for a while, but suddenly there was no movement around him. He looked up and saw, oh, what a huge expanse of land!
Like dissolving oil floating on the water, scattered sticky, smelly geological fragments stained with black oil are constantly peeling off from the edge of the floating continent, swimming leisurely in all directions.
The smoky caves on the floating land are full of fireworks and humanistic atmosphere. Countless artillery positions are engaged in a protracted and in-depth exchange. The positions measured in square kilometers are spitting red bullets and artillery shells all the time. All the visible objects on the floating land are visible to the naked eye. The entire area was torn apart, and there were ugly scars everywhere plowed by artillery fire.
"A scene that I never imagined..." Lao Wang sighed while recording the video and taking photos, "I just want to ask how long the fucking fight lasted!"
The stench of black oil was mixed with the more pungent smell of gunpowder, and the loud booming noises constantly irritated the eardrums, and the entire floating land seemed to be trembling slightly with the sound of gunfire.
The two sky islands maintained a stable posture and moved smoothly along the "ground" hundreds of meters above the floating land. The base of the island left two deep traces on the land surface, and the plowed ground turned up a large number of building debris. The bones, bullet casings and fragments were as soft as a giant cake.
Li Cang had already stepped on the dog egg that entered the sequence mimicry and was ready to eject.
"Wait - damn, you won't take me with you!!"
Lao Wang retracted his hand, and the young lady gave him a flattering smile. After all, Li Cang kept Lao Wang mainly to ensure her safety.
"Choose a position. There should be a 1/2 chance."
"That trench is dug like a welfare facility for patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder," Li Leisi pointed, "I don't believe you if you say this is not the camp of flower growers, what about you?"
"I'm even more looking forward to the first camp being the camp where he wants to country. He's been on the road for so long, and he has to have someone to relieve his fatigue, right~"
"Very constructive thoughts."
It was difficult for Goudan, who was so huge and weird, not to attract attention. In fact, as soon as Goudan entered the observable range of several nearby positions, it immediately attracted a baptism of artillery fire. The two buildings behind him also suffered. Sky island.
In an instant, the dog's egg turned into a hedgehog shape.
Li Cang casually touched a 227mm rocket suspended motionless around Goudan's body, and commented: "The workmanship is very exquisite, and it has no praying properties at all. This kind of thing will not do anything to Goudan's floating force field. Threats are useless."
I just threw it aside——
Boom~
A heat wave swept over his feet, almost knocking him away.
"Zhou Cao, why did this explode? It is said that this thing is so stable that it won't explode even if you hit it with a hammer!"
"Li Cang, are you a kid?"
After experiencing the hospitality of a large toy weighing 90 kilograms and costing more than 100,000 knives before the disaster, Li Cang did not dare to make a mistake and let Goudan kill the floating artillery shells and rockets of various calibers around him. Clean it all up.
The distance was close enough, and various clusters of artillery shells were aimed at Goudan, and some suspicious long-range skills began to be mixed in among them.
Goudan's 100-meter wings flapped violently a few times to accelerate, and then he folded his wings and dived, with two disproportionately thick legs and sharp claws like Optimus pillars in front, and his body behind -
"Boom!"
The artillery position with a radius of less than 5 kilometers instantly became mute, and the buildings collapsed in pieces. The materials, building debris, weapons and equipment accumulated on the ground, and even the humans in the trenches all bounced several meters high, and exploded with blood. of explosion.
This is a subjective behavior of Goudan being annoyed, and has nothing to do with Li Cang's order. The rabbit bites people when he is anxious, not to mention a ferocious beast with self-respect like Qiu Goudan, who hasn't lost his temper yet?
However, precisely because there is no order from Li Cang, Goudan knows how to measure and has restrained the movements of his claw strikes. Otherwise, with the power of its skills blessed by its weight of one hundred tons, even the hob meat of a weakling like Li Cang may have to be beaten. Thinking about it, there is no time to fill up the health bar.
