Wang...uh...Grandpa Zhong firmly believes that people's hatred of dogs is contagious. This old man who dislikes Father Zhong has spent his whole life trying his best to prevent Old Wang from being in trouble, but really To say that the relationship between Lao Wang and Father Zhong broke up, in theory it should have started with a few geese...
Master Wang has a few big white geese with Grandpa Zhong that he almost grew up with. They have a very close relationship. They chase dogs and chase chickens into the pond to steal fish. When Lao Wang was about five or six years old, Zhong Grandpa suffered a serious illness and had to recall Father Zhong to take care of his country property and take care of his chubby grandson. Father Zhong’s original words were as follows: "This big goose has glue growing on its head. If you don’t eat pure food, It’s just a waste of food, what’s the point of mourning, eat quickly, don’t wait for me to beat you up!”
Grandpa Zhong, who was discharged from the hospital, almost buried his father in the back...
Since then, Lao Wang has never eaten domestic geese or kept anything of a pet nature.
"The family is unfortunate, the dog father is not living up to expectations..." Lao Wang sighed with bitterness and hatred, "Hey, you didn't laugh?"
The hatred between Zhao Xiaoshuang and Gu Mengxi was overflowing. Gu Mengxi said sharply: "It's not funny at all! My father-in-law is too much!"
"Pfft~"
Lao Wang almost folded the bottom of the table for himself.
"Hey, hey, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. What's going on with your little girl's movie..."
Everyone was speechless.
Zhao Xiaoshuang shuddered: "It's definitely a psychological shadow. When I was that old, my parents wouldn't let me see a dead goldfish at home. They would secretly take it downstairs and bury it."
"It's not like the psychological shadow..." Lao Wang thought for a while and said seriously: "My dad, huh, he probably couldn't understand it in his dreams, and he might find it ridiculous. In short, since then, I have realized , the rules of this world are not something you can choose. My father may be a great person, but some people cannot be great because of it. Coupled with a series of bad things that happened later, our father and I have completely given up on Lao Zhong. In the end, they broke up completely and never interacted with each other until death."
"A few geese, seeing that they have a close relative by blood, the result of hard work is high, so I'd better not kill a few of their compatriots..."
When Lao Wang said the next sentence, his tone was already a bit more self-deprecating. Zhao Xiaoshuang and Gu Mengxi looked at him with a distressed expression.
"What a miserable childhood..."
"You said it wasn't a psychological shadow!"
"Eat something, come on eat something," Lao Wang felt uncomfortable being looked at, "Why are you bringing this up? Why are you always using me to adjust the atmosphere? Teacher Cang has more drama than me. Why don't you say anything?"
The other girls were very curious, but Li Leisi looked bored.
"Is there anything else I don't know about him?"
"emmmmm..." Lao Wang fell into thinking, hesitated for a long time, and his eyes suddenly turned sneaky: "Hey, don't say it, it seems to be true. My dear Davarixi, you don't want to know why Suo Zhihui has a deep love for Teacher Cang. Plant it?!"
Li LeiSi:?
Li Cang:? ? ?
Damn it, where did I start talking about this? Timi, I don’t even know!
"The so-called love doesn't know where it started, it goes deep..." Lao Wang pondered: "This is obviously fart. How can there be love and hate for no reason in the world? As far as I know, um, cough, underscore The point is, I will only say it once. Lasso has known you and Teacher Cang for a long time, but the turning point that prompted her to make up her mind to jump into the sinkhole of Teacher Cang is as absurd and unreasonable as my big goose incident. After that, she turned from being secretive to being explicit, and stopped pretending to show off her cards!"
"I remember it was junior high school, second grade, right? The Education Bureau once organized a joint performance event of some sort. I can't remember exactly. Anyway, there were many schools rehearsing programs together, and some idiot was the dean of students. I reported to the class teacher that Teacher Cang played the harmonica very well, so Teacher Cang was selected. Suo Zhihui, a campus-level professional dance talent, was naturally inevitable. From the junior high school to the high school in our No. 1 Middle School, the iron-clad general middle school , it’s not the focus, let alone a private school, it’s just not good enough, and the students he brought there were so crowded, Lasso is such a stubborn person, he’s basically the worst among the girls..."
"Well, girls, you should know better than me. Anyway, no matter what you do or say, you have to step on the rope. I remember very clearly that it was those dead girls from No. 8 Middle School who took the lead. They pulled everything from Mozart to Beethoven. , from Shakespeare to Dante to Wolfgang Goethe, from Van Gogh to the mustache, all kinds of artistic attainments are full of superiority, and they are so businesslike, I am so fucking confused, I don’t know. Where did a group of junior high school students get such a reserve of knowledge? At that moment, I really realized that people are different, and schools are different..."
"Then they somehow went off topic, saying that modern society's etiquette has collapsed and talents are withering. They really want to go back in time and marry talented people like Maupassant, Mozart, and Flaubert..."
"Do you know what Teacher Cang said?" Lao Wang was beaming. "Teacher Cang said: You have great eyesight and you are really accurate in seeing people. These people all have syphilis. At least they will go up to the second stage, and you are also serious about popular science." The difference between clinical cure and real cure! Hey you guys, you don’t know the faces of those students, rehearsal teachers, and leaders of the Education Bureau at that time, goose goose goose, really, I have been referring to this joke for several years. ..”
"Seize the bamboo shoots, you!" Li Leisi glanced at Li Cang angrily, "I didn't even know there was such a hero saving a beauty. No wonder Suo Zhihui... hum..."
"You don't know a lot," Lao Wang said: "You went abroad on the 11th and you know how to hammer. With our teacher Cang's appearance and temperament, this 40-pound weight is thick, big, black and... What young girl can resist those bright vertebrae? Let me tell you—"
boom!
You said where is your horse? You said, crawl!
The six people were talking lively when the snake-skinned boy came back with a big white swan with its mouth tied and its head covered. After neatly taking the money and leaving, a young man with platinum-blond hair stood at the dining table following his departure. : "@#￥%..."
Li Laisi frowned: "What did you say?"
"Ailuropoda Melaare!" The blond young man nodded and bowed: "Yes, you heard it right, that's it, the most luxurious and precious secret Tatar in the world. I know that Chinese people are the best gourmets. You definitely don't want this kind of thing. Did you miss it? I have many Chinese friends who have made appointments with me, but there is an old saying in China: The treasures of heaven, materials, earth and the virtuous will live there. I believe you will give me a suitable price that I can’t bear to refuse.”
"Is it... still alive?"
"Of course! In order to ensure freshness, we have been raising them with the best food and energy substrate. It will never take more than two hours from collecting the ingredients to serving them. It only takes 200 pieces... uh..." the blond young man blinked Blinking, I suddenly felt that the person in front of me didn't look right, "Sorry, what's the problem? We can talk about the price later."
"I will indeed give you a price you can't bear to refuse - that's your favorite big pussy!"
"Ah, they are killing people! The Chinese are killing people! Help! Help me!"
Even after the end of the world, such big scenes of beating people around like balls are rare. People in half the street turned to look this way, with confused expressions on their faces.
"A fight started?"
"What's going on? Damn it, that person must be dead!"
"Market law enforcement is here, call someone quickly..."
