The child still needs to be taken care of, but there is no hope of even trying to make her obedient, let alone evolve into a truly effective fighting force.
"Don't mess with that child, okay? I'm thinking that when we leave the ring section, we will almost reach the jump point. How many days old do you have to know about hammers?"
Lao Wang was playing with a bunch of crystal stones in his hand.
Well, it's the piece he bought in Port No. 1, which is said to be buried in his ancestral grave and can make the ancestral grave emit green smoke... Bah... it can increase the luck value...
Okay, the whole world has fallen apart like cookie crumbs, and I almost didn’t save my life and returned it to my ancestral grave. If anyone can pull out their ancestral grave these days, Lao Laowang would dare to pluck out his eyeballs and pay it to him. Finding the ancestral tombs is a hundred times more difficult than letting the ancestral tombs smoke, right?
So this thing in the hands of Lao Wang is similar to the walnuts in the hands of the elderly. It doesn't matter whether it is good for health or not. It's just for fun.
"What am I going to do if I don't take care of my children? Huh?" Li Cang smiled but said, "Business matters? There are also business matters! Where is my silicon-based alkali metal steampunk beast? Have you caught it by me?"
Lao Wang was stunned into silence at that time.
Emmmm, this incident has the potential to become a black mark for his life.
He knows Li Cang very well. He typically loses money if he doesn’t make money. Sometimes Lao Wang even wants to pray to change Li Cang’s bad habits. You should learn from me and develop a good character like me. : Watching others make money is more uncomfortable than losing money yourself...
How wonderful!
Look how happy this man is now!
Thanks to your hard work, Mr. Cang, for sponsoring me, my happiness is unimaginable to others!
Li Cang wanted to continue squirting, but the naughty child attracted his attention. He immediately gave up his anger at Lao Wang and instead yelled filial piety to Dao Sister: "Little bastard! Put on my clothes! Put them on quickly! Niang Xi Didn't you see that there is a pervert named Wang here! You rebellious girl! Come back! Run wherever you want!"
This thing is just like Ms. Qiu. She won’t wear anything until she is beaten. She will take off her armor and helmet as a teething toy when she is free. It doesn’t matter how many coins you have, praying for the photo to come. Li Cang finally gnawed it. I picked out some suitable clothes from Dalei Zi's clothes and gave them to her to wear. After a while, she couldn't take care of them and turned into a beggar's costume...
Just relying on the holy light on her body and her few scales can block a hammer. If she doesn't develop the habit of wearing clothes first, she may not be able to figure out what will happen when she sees Da Leizi!
Lao Wang stood next to him and smiled so happily that Li Cang treated him to several of his favorite big mouths, using the soles of his shoes to slap him.
In the end, until the end of the loop could be seen with the naked eye, the second steampunk beast was still not seen.
Actually, you can’t blame Lao Wang for missing the opportunity.
The main reason is that the two of them have been psychologically affected by the previous Du Niu Island. When they saw the dense ring and island chain of alien plants, they had to go around the road to get derailment sanctions, or they were forced to stay invincible at staggered times. , as a result, many opportunities to contact wild islands with alienated creatures are lost out of thin air.
I arrived in mid-June and left in the middle of August.
Li Cang and Lao Wang sighed, lamenting the uncertainty of the world and how sad life is.
"It's coming, it's coming!" Lao Wang said excitedly: "I saw Teacher Mo Cang. In the area outside the ring line in front, the light is all distorted. It is the jump point!"
"I'm not blind!"
Countless sky islands, almost at the same time, drove out of the chaotic area of the ring line, heading in directions beyond their respective orbits. Some were familiar, some were unfamiliar, and some had never shown up, and they did not know that each other had experienced it. Anyway, everyone waved to each other happily and jumped for joy. Some islands even used 50-caliber mortars to fire paintballs into the sky to celebrate. The scene was spectacular.
Then, the world spins!
"Ugh... I'll join in..." Lao Wang got up from the ground and asked immediately: "Let them out at the same time? There is a ghost in this place!"
Lao Wang just sighed and didn't really want to understand anything.
In fact, ever since we entered the orbit line, or rather, all the survivors, regardless of whether they were on or off the orbit, have never really understood anything, what are the rules, principles, and walking zombies, they are all blamed for a black eye. metaphysics...
What can I do if I understand? If I don’t understand, I can still deal with it and live in the same way.
The two of them couldn't raise their heads after the jump and merged. They were replying to each other's messages the whole time, typing various explanations in succession. After about half an hour, Mr. Li Cang looked up at each other almost at the same time, revealing a hair-like expression. An awkward yet polite smile.
"that..."
"To take a bath?"
"You first!"
"You first!"
"How about we come together?"
"piss off!"
The flower-growing culture is extensive and profound, and different words can express the same meaning. Summarizing the words of the two women, which are either euphemistic and subtle or unrestrained and shocking, they all have three meanings: hand over food! Pay food! Still fucking pay for the food!
To put it in terms of Da Lei Zi Tian’s brain circuit——
For nearly two months, no one was alive and no dead bodies were seen! How come the time is so coincidental that my mother is not on the island! Are you so shameless that you went out to hang out behind my back? Who knows if what you said is true or false! I want to inspect the goods!
Do you think this is human language?
Oh, woman~
Li Cang looked at Dao Mei, who was holding his thigh and grinding her teeth. The calmness on her face was dried bit by bit into bitterness and humility.
Oh, man~
"Cang, I have a plan that can relieve your worries!"
"The king's plan will be revealed?"
"So so, so so!"
"Clam?"
"How about this plan? Can we clear both sides?"
"Wonderful! What a brilliant plan!"
Wang, who has always been unable to spit out ivory, can be regarded as a dog-headed military counselor this time. The reason is simple. No matter how tough a woman is in front of her mother-in-law, there is still nothing she can do.
My mother's two-month-old daughter is coming home. Is that going to make my mother crazy?
So I, the tough-minded Mr. Li, chose to fulfill his filial duty and confront his mother in court... uh... state the interests... ah... you can't tell the results of the battle, can you?
By the time Dalei Zi reacted and slowly typed a question mark, Li Cangren was already at the gate of Hot Spring Mountain.
"No..." Li Laixi said suspiciously: "Why do you have to go to my mother? How inconvenient is this? I'm afraid you don't have any weird habits, right? Please be honest and polite to me. Let me tell you!"
I like a hammer!
I'm so polite!
You know a hammer!
Today, I will let you experience the strongest desire to survive in history!
Sure enough, later when Li Cang mentioned that the sword girl was like this, Da Leizi's face quickly pulled down, and it was so dark that it almost turned into coal. He couldn't hold it back and Rao Qifang said that he was a big boy and he was really filial, so he could barely suppress a certain person. People cannot have attacks.
Now that the food has been eaten, the mother, the loving son, and the filial piety have gone through three rounds of food. Li Laixi's face is still not as cloudy as the clouds have turned sunny. Li Cang is not leaving, and the bamboo waist is very upright. It seems that he is not prepared to survive this obstacle. Moved.
but...
Master Wang's clever plan is wonderful, but it has a huge blind spot.
No one is a fool. Teacher Cang, who was blindly confident, was still overconfident, because Da Leizi suddenly put his arms around Li Cang's waist and whispered softly: "Mom, have you two been a loving mother and a filial son? People say that unfilial piety leads to no offspring. How big is that~"
Li Cang: (???)!
Mother!
Help!
And Lao Wang, you are a big beast, I will flatter you now!
