The biggest joke in the world, the God of Haha in the world of walking dead • The hammer of destruction in the mutant world • The whip of darkness in the doomsday of disaster • The hoarder • Cang • Li, the walking zombies on Ya's empty island are actually out of stock? ?
Lao Wang was sad and vowed to find a heavily armored zombie to come out. How could the handicap he provoked end in vain!
Unfortunately, it is impossible for zombies to appear out of thin air and fly freely in the air. For several days in a row, there was not even an empty island...
Lao Wang was very disappointed: "The impermanence of life is like the big intestine enveloping the small intestine. It's really sad~"
This lament lasted for several days. It was early morning on May 1st. I didn’t know where I was. The sun almost rose from the horizon before 3 o’clock.
The bright textures woven by the densely crisscrossed magma rivers on the earth instantly lost their shocking expressiveness in the dark in the face of the blazing sunlight, and were almost invisible. The temperature rose by 10 degrees in just fifteen minutes, reaching 29°C in an instant.
"Wo said!" Lao Wang, who had just woken up, walked out of the stilted building in confusion, "What the hell is the weather? It's so hot, and it's faster than the ladies can change their faces!"
"Morning," Li Cang greeted, "Are you awake?"
At present, the direction of the sky island is facing southeast. As soon as the sun rises, it will shine directly on the head of the bed.
Lao Wang came over and played dribbling with Li Cang. The little trick that Li Laixi gave him was really wonderful. Several people had already noticed the miraculous effect of this simple exercise method, so they became more and more immersed in it, playing the big iron ball. Now it has become an indispensable part of Li Cang and Lao Wang's life, and they are full of energy and motivation all day long.
That’s right, it’s really not that interesting to watch, and its posture is very weird, even more ridiculous than Tai Chi where a watermelon is on the left and a winter melon is on the right.
Tai Xiaoyi and Li Leisi also woke up. One was holding Huahua and the other was leaning on Miss Qiu. They went to the door and looked at the two of them lazily. They burst out laughing from time to time. Maybe they had finally seen enough. A stack of He called the two of them to have breakfast loudly.
"What are your plans today? Going to the base?"
"No, those guys from the Academy of Sciences are too annoying, and they haven't stopped doing this for a month. Lie down, lie down, I'll rest for a few days."
"You are really a homebody! The water dispenser... bah... the water extraction device will be almost completed in a few days. Do you want to arrange the laying of the pipeline?"
"OK."
After eating an extraordinarily sumptuous breakfast, Li Laixi shouted and took the young lady to the base.
"Is there something wrong with your big brother? He is very diligent when he returns to the base. The frequency of two trips in three days is not quite right~"
"Get lost!" Li Cang clicked on the mini prayer interface, "You can see for yourself..."
Lao Wang took a look at the good guys. In the picture, Bai Huazi, Suo Zhihui, Li Laixi, Tai Xiaoyi, and Song Qiang were sitting in a row in front of the computer screen, making scissor hands gestures. The one in the back row was serious about playing group games. The back view undoubtedly shows mother and daughter Bella, Ke Mier, Wu Jiaojiao and the CIA triplets!
Looking at the environment, well, it is the regular layout of Internet cafes before the disaster...
"What's going on!" Lao Wang was crazy, anxious, and confused, "I'm sorry! Why did you tell me that this is going to happen to God! I wouldn't have done anything to you if my little aunt hadn't come to treat you. Isn’t it a surprise? How can I deal with it?”
Li Cang can't really say that Suo Zhihuai jumped over the wall to seize the pain points of Da Leizi and communicated with foreign enemies, so he really went to Jihui...
It is conceivable that this should be a story about who is a coward and who has a grandson.
"Ahem, it's not a big problem," Li Cang made a voice trying to soothe his emotions, proving that he was innocent, "I really didn't know that Song Qiang, that prodigal girl, was also an Internet-addicted girl, and she, Jiaojiao, Suo Zhihui and the others We’ve known each other for a long time, and we’re all at the base, so it makes sense to have a plastic sisters’ party, right?”
"So?"
"At first, it seemed that only Song Qiang and Dalei Zi were wearing the same skirt. Jiaojiao and Song Qiang were wearing the same skirt. Then maybe there was a shortage of people in the group, so Dalei Zi roped in Bai Huazi. Well, her impression of Bai Huazi Very good, and then your Baihuazi also boosted his temper and directly called Suo Zhihui, and Xiao Lasuoer took the bamboo shoots... How inspiring, how could you go alone, and simply drag your eight swords to attend the meeting Let’s celebrate together..."
From beginning to end, Li Cang's tone is filled with an element called absurdity and despair.
"Say!"*2
"What the hell, how the hell didn't you kill a few people on the spot? You have to beat the brains out!" Lao Wang's pupils dilated, "When did this happen? My little lady can't see anything these days. There's something wrong with this, I'm sorry..."
It’s scary to think about it!
At this moment, Lao Wang's whole body was standing on end with chills. He felt that the young lady was really a kind mother and a filial piety for not sending him away overnight...
"It seems like a week?"
Li Cangsheng was helpless. Every step of the development of the situation was beyond his wild imagination. Not only was he out of control, but he suddenly couldn't understand the situation at all. God knows what the brain circuits of these women are like. .
"What the hell..."
"Stop it, just pretend you don't know about this. It would have exploded a long time ago, why do you have to wait for you to find out?"
"No, then why are you riding a horse for food? Why don't you tell me about such a big thing?"
"I'm going to sue your grandma for a whirlwind hammer! Why don't you have a clue? I'm telling you, you exposed your secret so early!"
"Wait, wait a minute..." Lao Wang frowned, lost in thought, and finally realized, "It's not that we are guilty of being here, and it's not that we are causing trouble, we should be guilty. Just the two of them, the dogs are sneaky~"
"Hey, just think about this for yourself. If you have a headache and cut off your head, you'd better cut off your mouth. Blind Jill, you can just find a place to self-degrade the arithmetic ball."
Lao Wang: “୧(｀0´)╭∩╮”
Forced by life and the pressure of cruel competition at the professional level, the Q-bombs made by Lao Wang's huge middle finger are strong and tough, and the effects of his internationally accepted gestures are outstanding among the others. The momentum is particularly turbulent. If it is given to the internationally recognized gestures according to game standards, If the gestures were divided into levels, then Lao Wang must at least have the title of [Glory·Guide to the Country].
However, he was facing Li Cang...
"You guys, get him!"
So, Big Corpse Brother led the ten-headed magic mountain to block Lao Wang in the circle, and they all showed their middle fingers, one up, one down, one up, one down...
The thoughts are all synchronized, and the neatness of the movements can be imagined!
Each of the eleven middle fingers is thicker than a rolling pin. The most egregious one is the magic mountain. The knuckles can also pop out barbs. It is called a happy little finger!
"I'm sorry...Li, you are really enough..."
Master Wang rarely failed in the middle finger competition. He had never suffered such a shame and humiliation. A mouthful of blood almost turned into a fountain from the Dingmen point.
"Oh, insert the bid and sell the first one~"
"Pfft~"
Lao Wang really vomited blood this time.
