After a meal is a suitable time to replenish knowledge, but Lao Wang insists that it is on the toilet - he claims that he came up with many sneaky inspirations and miraculous inventions while squatting on the toilet and burping, such as the sweeping robot with a huge name, such as ± 5cm high-precision machine tool.
The book Lao Wang read was called "Friends of Dual-Use Talents". Yes, he finally got this thing.
Li Cang: "Houheixue"
Li Lei Si: "TheHobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (graphic version)"
Tai Xiaoyi: "Madame Bovary"
The evening sea breeze is blowing, and the world is peaceful. Isn't this more interesting than playing games with an Internet-addicted girl?
Li Laisi slowly flipped through the book, stroking her temples from time to time.
"Isee fire inside the mountain...I see fire... rising from the lonely mountain..."
I'm just a simple little fairy. It's reasonable for me to talk to myself after reading a book~
"Iseefire" is the ending song of the movie of this book, sung by Ed Sheeran. Like "Thenight is young The Music's Loud", "I See Flames Rising from the Lonely Mountain" is an ancient fantasy legend. It can be said to be a magical artistic conception that brings the dead back to life and transformation into decay...
There are many such examples in ancient and modern times, especially poetry. The translations are astonishing, but the original works are boring when read again.
Li Cang said to her: "Here'satip, andaspearbehindit."
"Look," Li Laixi smiled brightly, "I told you that you can increase your knowledge by playing games, let's play a game?"
"..."
Li Cang wished he could give himself a big mouthful.
Li Laisi wanted to work harder, but she saw Lao Wang holding the waistband of his pants in one hand and a book in the other and yelling, "Fuck, fuck, I saw fire in the mountains, Laton is coming!"
Mountain... there is fire in the mountain... You are so weird that you can adapt to the situation...
The sunset has faded and the sky is getting dark. Just in front of the bathroom window, a solitary peak suspended above the sea level is blazing into the sky, almost tearing apart the clouds.
"Say, is it really Laton?"
A huge bird with huge wings and tail trailing flames flew freely in the blazing flames, its chirping sound clear.
"It's really big..."
Tai Xiaoyi was shocked and confused.
I don't know what to call this firebird for a moment. Could it be called a phoenix? flaming Phenix?
The more Li Cang looked at it, the more he felt something was wrong, and suddenly shouted:
"Fuck, get down!"
There was a crackling sound, and Lao Wang stood up with a black ash on his forehead.
"Cio... grass..."
He watched as it crashed onto the island. It was a half-cooked bird with a wingspan of seven or eight meters. The black ash turned into black lines.
The bird is big, but not that big.
Probably because of the optical illusion caused by the darkness of the night, it was actually very close to the sky island, but it looked like it was hovering above the burning floating mountain in the distance.
Master Wang waved his hand, praying that the green light would cover the giant bird, and then he gave up in disappointment.
"There are only a few alienated bloodlines, but they are worthless and they are already cooked. They are not as good as us..."
The Sky Island gradually approached Fu Kong Mountain, and the two passed by each other. There was nothing unusual except that it was still burning. Li Cang was puzzled. How did the fire suddenly start?
"Teacher Cang, look below!"
The blazing fire attracts a huge number of phototactic marine creatures, large and small, and they gather in groups. From their perspective, the burning floating mountain illuminates the sea below into a hemisphere with a diameter of kilometers, and the sea water within the range It is transparent and full of strange-looking sea creatures.
Looking at it, several people looked at each other.
"These fish, are they alienated?"
"Probably..."
"I've never seen such a strange looking fish..."
"Well, maybe it's just the shadows overlapping, but it's best to be careful."
Then, a creature that looked like a crab and stretched hundreds of meters across, still holding a pipa and half-hiding its face, exposed only half of its figure, inflicted a heavy mental blow on everyone.
"Hold the grass... I really want to escape..." Lao Wang became numb, "Teacher Cang, you said this guy is going to have sex with us, what do you think..."
"You go up there with a slide shovel and feed it, and we won't be able to bring it back even if we speed up ten times."
"Nima!"
More and more huge shadows are constantly gathering in the direction of the fire: a whale whose pectoral fins are almost half the length of its body, a super giant squid that swallows half of the school of fish as soon as it appears, a creature with two heads, one long and one short, like a turtle...
It was like a grand carnival party under the sea, with demons dancing wildly.
Especially when the floating mountain was burned to the point where earth and rocks kept loosening and falling into the sea, the party atmosphere suddenly reached a climax.
"They are fighting for the scraps that fell from the floating mountain," Li Cang said in surprise, "Look carefully!"
"You can't see clearly, the soil has muddied the water..."
Fading away, Li Cang could only curse and look away.
He also wanted to see what abnormal behavior those marine creatures would have after eating the earth and rocks on the empty island. Emmm, would it be like the whale corpse floating on it?
The more I think about it, the more it feels like a kitten scratching its paws...
Uncomfortable!
My butt hurts all over my body!
Master Wang is completely opposite to Li Cang. He scratched his head and wrote the title of today's post: Two Mountains of Ice and Fire!
The ingredients came so suddenly, Lao Wang had even thought about what seasoning to use for the barbecue tomorrow, half honey sauce, half spicy.
Early the next morning, the unknown big bird finally got on the grill.
Li Cang felt it was very painful. No matter how much this thing was sacrificed, it was worth the price of a car. If the sacrifice failed, wouldn't it still be delicious if it was decomposed in a mill or exploded with thunder fruit?
Lao Wang said plausibly: "You have forgotten about the giant mutated ant, right? It nourishes the kidneys and strengthens the body, and the three-dimensional skyrocketing!"
"..."
Tonifying the kidneys and strengthening the body is a very mysterious thing. Lao Wang may understand it, but Li Cang definitely doesn't.
As for the so-called three-dimensional explosion, after eating many mutated giant ants, the final increase in attributes is probably not up to the standard of 1 decimal place.
Old Wang Zai carefully inspected it several times, examining every inch of the poor bird's skin, inside and out, and found no signs of alienation on it that were similar to those of a walking corpse. Finally relieved.
"No problem, I'm sure this thing is not the kind of mutation that was infected by the zombies. The heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys are all in normal form!"
They have already seen "killer beasts" and "corpse beasts", but this "beast beast" is extremely rare. For more than three months, there have only been giant ants and chameleons, and this bird can barely count. The third type.
Master Wang burned a lot of charcoal and began to dismember the big bird, and also tried to popularize some of his metaphysical views.
"Look at this bird. The more and faster it flaps its wings, the darker the color of its breast meat. This is similar to humans."
"Also, look here, the ribs and the belly are always divided into three equal parts: skin, oil and meat. Cut them off and roll them into rolls. Stuff two leeks and one piece of garlic inside. Add nothing but some Sichuan peppercorns. , the taste is so delicious to you..."
"Bird butt is a good thing. Don't throw it away. Make a cross knife on the front and the tail fat gland will come out as soon as the tail fat gland is squeezed. It is best to fry the chicken butt and then bake it to remove the oil inside. Then the bird will not be used. Bird Relatively thin..."
"The heart and liver are medium rare. Most people choose to use honey sauce, but it is best to use the squeezed juice from onions and leeks, which is tender and removes the fishy smell..."
Tai Xiaoyi had never seen Lao Wang like this before, with a confused look on his face.
"He...has never worked in a food stall before..."
Li Laixi: "emmm"
Li Cang thought to himself, little miss, who are you looking down on? Be bold, cross out "no" and "ba", and add "proprietress" after it.
