"You know how to play when you play!" Rao Qifang's face was full of anger at the misfortune of her family. "Is there a real mother on the phone or a partner? When nothing happened, he stayed abroad for a year and didn't go home. When something happened, he didn't go home again. You haven’t farted even a single fart since you haven’t seen him for several months. When you come back, you only play with your phone. Do you still see me as your mother?”
"..."
Li Lei Si picked up the apple from the ground and took a bite.
To be honest, she had given up struggling. Anyway, she would be pressed to the ground with dignity by her own mother and rubbed repeatedly, both physically and non-physically.
Li Cang and Rao Qifang chatted passionately and talked about everything, but they deliberately avoided mentioning how many relatives, friends, and acquaintances disappeared silently on the day of the disaster.
Because there are really too many people. The dead will always be young and young, but the living still have to face everything.
Seeing that time was almost up, Rao Qifang slapped Li Laixi on the back of the head.
"Let's go, sleep with mom tonight."
"I do not want..."
Li Lisi was also prepared to keep strict guard against Lilith and Cang. By the way, she was going to talk about the gift that day!
Rao Qifang's eyes widened: "Then who else do you want to sleep with?"
"I do not--"
"hurry up!"
"oh..."
Rao Qifang's room is gorgeous. An ankle-length handmade cashmere carpet covers the floor of the entire bedroom. There is even a small, stepped, sunken bath. The bottom of the bath is covered with various colored pebbles and extends beyond the wall. The specially designed sliding glass door is partitioned into a balcony, where you can enjoy a 270° view of the pond, low mountains and trees outside the window, and you can also open them all for an immersive experience.
"Mom, you are..."
Rao Qifang clicked the switch, and hot water gurgled out from the 12 hidden valve springs at the bottom of the bath. In a short time, a shallow layer accumulated in the 16-square-meter bath.
"I am a middle-aged and elderly woman with little hope, can't I enjoy some luxury?"
"Ok, Ok..."
"You mean I am indeed a middle-aged and elderly woman?"
"Can't..."
"Then I will become a materialistic woman?"
"..."
Rao Qifang said disdainfully: "That's it? Experts recommend that you read "100 Questions on How to Deal with the Death of Your Girlfriend". My child, you are young, it is not too late."
"I'm not looking for a girlfriend."
"Then you don't even want Li Cang?"
"I￥#@..."
Li Leisi was really about to vomit blood, and her language blocks were completely disrupted.
"Mom, what on earth are you going to do!"
"Huh~" Rao Qifang threw her clothes on the ground, soaked in the bath, and sighed comfortably, "Little Lace, have you ever heard of an old song?"
"What?"
"Some people are no longer around once you miss them~"
"..."
"Why are you standing there? Come in."
"oh."
"Hey, I finally look like a human being. I'm so beautiful, how could I give birth to such a fat and ugly thing like you..."
"!!!"
Rao Qifang was lying comfortably on the back of the blue dolphin. She knew she had made a mistake. After thinking about it, she stood up and reluctantly threw a little yellow duck to Li Laixi as a symbolic expression of comfort.
Li Leisi looked at the soft blue dolphin in her mother's arms, and then at the little yellow duck lying in her palm...
ε=(´ο｀*)))
Please tell me, did I break a law in my previous life? !
"Why are you sighing? Look at your worthless look," Rao Qifang said. "Mom is telling you a truth that you won't understand until you shed tears later."
"Then you should have said this ten years in advance."
Li Leisi sank half of her face into the hot water and spit out a few bubbles.
Rao Qifang rolled her eyes: "What's the use of an internet-addicted girl? Can you make a living by playing so many games? You can play 3 buffs at the beginning until you lose both your tower and your dignity. Is this how I teach you to fight against the enemy?"
"But I was still young at that time...I didn't understand anything..."
"So the role of assistance from my biological mother is highlighted. Mom tells you that the biological will always be the biological. If this son-in-law is not interested, he may really be dead."
"Oh, I just...just..." Li Laixi continued to spit bubbles, "Mom, can you understand? You guys are so familiar that you don't even bother to turn away to avoid suspicion when you see him taking off his pants, how could I..."
"How could I possibly think that one day I would want to take off his pants?"
"Mom~"
"You're such a shy person, your dad and I were pretty much the same back then," Rao Qifang rolled her eyes and said, "You know your dad and I -"
"I know, I know, stop it, stop it, isn't it just 'I do something to him and he still wants to resist'?!"
"Bah, this brat, after I told him it was a secret, he actually betrayed me!"
"???"
After Li Laixi heard this, the more she thought about it, the more something was wrong. You two are the only ones who are close, and I am just an outsider!
"Don't worry about those details, just listen to what mom said," Rao Qifang said with a look of recollection, "My dad and mom were living in the village back then. One day your dad invited me to go up the mountain to watch the moon. I thought you were a dead ghost. Dad finally got the idea. , dressed up happily for more than an hour and jumped out of the window. As a result, the animal was lying on the treetops in a dark coat, staring at the dark and thundering God for most of the night, and then he choked out a sentence, tonight is full of moonlight. The color is so beautiful, guess what happened next?”
"My dad still watches Natsume Soseki? Are you moved by him?"
"Why are you rinsing blindly? I moved him with a hammer, and I slapped him on the ground and slept happily!"
"..."
Li Laisi's mind was filled with thoughts and fucks.
"Well, Mom, why don't you just tell the conclusion..."
"I mean, don't have any psychological burden. Men and women are actually the same," Rao Qifang said with an attitude of someone who has come before, "If you don't want it or don't want it, you just want it. Rejection can also be understood as being reserved. I'll wait until you gather all the magical equipment." After beating the BOSS three times, five times and two times, he still has to abide by the rules and give you explosive stuff~"
So what does this have to do with your story and my dad’s story? ?
hiss...
etc...
My poor old father...
"understand?"
"..."
don't know!
I don’t want to understand!
What did I do wrong to understand this eye-popping love story!
"What are you thinking about?" Rao Qifang seemed to realize something, and angrily slapped Li Laisi in the face, "What's the use of growing so big? Is it used to tread water? You are brainless. I sacrificed myself for others to give you an example to let you know. ——”
After waiting for a long time, she got angry again: "Why don't you ask? Are you still a woman? Don't you have any curiosity?"
Li Laisi hugged the little duck tightly. The poor duck made a confused sound, "Gu quack~"
Rao Qifang and the blue dolphin looked at each other deeply,
"Women are not warm water, and men are not frogs. And when you cook them, you will find that if you don't peel the frog, it will only make a pot of fishy soup. If you try to force it into your stomach, it won't taste really good."
"Mom...your example is a bit disgusting..."
"I'm going to beat you to death right now! What's the point of giving birth to you! The barbecued pork is probably fat and thin!"
There was a roaring sound and the water rippled.
Lilith didn't come, but Li Cang next door didn't sleep well all night.
