So, what are the words that are not very harmful but extremely insulting to men——
"Is it done?"
Li Cang's voice was full of complex emotions, including shock, disbelief, doubt, deep mourning and infinite sympathy.
"Pfft~"
Tai Xiaoyi's face turned red to her earlobes in embarrassment, but in the end she couldn't hold back her laughter.
Lao Wang: (ヾﾉ꒪ཫ꒪)
When did the young lady start to be so polite? I don’t want to refute other people’s face...
So Li Cang said seriously:
"The lines are essential for praise. Professionals suggest that you, young lady, should also learn and use them."
Tai Xiaoyi's smile froze on her face, turning into circles of blood-like red and completely smeared.
Li Laixi kicked Li Cang away, "Are you really not ready to be a human being?"
He was clearly being kicked, but he was still laughing wildly.
It’s hard to imagine whether Lao Wang was trying to prove something by postponing lunch to dinner.
If you say it's a celebration, it's not adulterated at all. It can be said that it's a doomsday event that goes to the extreme, lavishing the survivors with great luxuries.
Raw Alaskan king crab with Kaluga caviar, stir-fried grass-fed beef breast with ginger and green onions, pan-fried baked lamb short ribs in spicy soy sauce casserole, freshly dug Haagen-Dazs garnished with sorrel...
A total of 10 dishes, plus 2 soups with different styles.
At this point, Tai Xiaoyi was still being modest.
"The preparation time is very rushed, and there are many raw materials that I have never seen before, and those that take a long time are not made. You just have to make do with it. I will study the recipes later..."
There is no way that Li Cang, a scornful person like this, could go back and answer this question. He turned to look at Lao Wang and said, "Did you hear that this young lady has given you enough face? The preparation time was very rushed, howl?"
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Lao Wang's expression was extremely distorted, and he squeezed out two words from his teeth that were extremely effective and decisive -
"dad!"
Li Cang was so generous. He waved his hand.
"Hey, what a big boy, build it, build it hard!"
The wine was a low-alcohol dry white from Tiansai Manor with ice added. We could barely manage to collect two boxes of twenty-four wine bottles that were intact. They either died from the impact when the boat capsized or from the severe cold.
After all, this thing is packed in a glass bottle, which is not as thick as those big and small oak barrels that are two or three fingers thick, and it is very durable.
rare?
No, no, no, based on Li Cang's excellent drinking capacity, these twenty-four bottles of wine can basically drink him away, and he is also the kind of person who will live a long life, start well and end well...
Li Cang took a bite of dry ice and drank it, and his whole face was visibly red.
So Tai Xiaoyi curiously whispered to Li Leisi, "He obviously doesn't know how to drink wine, so why does he keep saying this wine is good?"
Li Laixi carefully considered her words:
"Probably... because this is one of the few brands that allows him to clearly remember the taste of wine..."
"Tons of burps," Lao Wang let out a breath of cold air, "As the saying goes: the other ones fainted immediately after one gulp."
"Pfft..." Tai Xiaoyi kept laughing, "Have you ever considered that it may not be that he doesn't know how to drink, but that he may have alcohol intolerance or allergies..."
Lao Wang and Li Leisi were stunned.
"Clam??"
By the way, isn't that kind of thing the first option that needs to be eliminated...
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"Hiss..." Li Cang took a breath, "Damn it, was it raw pickled crab paste or raw pickled brains that I ate yesterday?"
"Are you awake?" Lao Wang's expression was very strange, expecting and strange at the same time, "It wasn't yesterday, it was the day before yesterday. I told you that you were so handsome when you were asleep, as if you were dead."
Li Cang rubbed his head that looked like it was about to split: "How much I drank, the stamina of this thing is much stronger than the big blood explosion."
"Well, about two and a half cups?" Lao Wang confirmed again, "By the way, you really don't remember what you did, right?"
Li Cang suddenly had a bad premonition.
"what do you mean..."
Lao Wang said nothing and patted Li Cang heavily on the shoulder.
The meaning is clear: take care!
Li Cang rubbed his head in confusion and went out to wash up.
Lao Wang returned to his room and saw Tai Xiaoyi sitting on the sofa. He walked over like a giant insect and put his head on her lap.
"It's broad daylight, go, go, go..."
"Shh, I'll give you something good to do!"
"Wha, what... you... you are really... you are not tired..."
"Hey~ little miss, what are you thinking of something weird~"
Lao Wang clicked on a video recorded on his mobile phone.
"I risked my life to record it. Seriously, little lady, I'm counting on it to stay alive for the rest of my life!"
The video was black at the beginning, with noisy footsteps.
Then, a bright light appeared on the screen, and Teacher Cang, who was "automatic without wind", was standing at the door, banging on the door.
"Open the door. If you have the ability to wear it, you have the ability to open the door!"
Tai Xiaoyi was stunned,
"this is not..."
"Yes, it's Lilith's room," Old Wang said with a sly smile, "Keep watching and watching."
In the video, Li Cang continued to dig in, as if the poor door had a grudge against him.
After knocking for a while, he sat down on the ground leaning against the door frame, mumbling incoherently and drunkenly:
"It's more than seven hundred coins, and it still makes a sound when thrown into a puddle. Am I wasting my time?"
"Do you want to lose your conscience? Why don't you take the bamboo shoots..."
"What's the point of just taking a look? What's the point of me just taking a look? You spent money... You have to watch paid programs after spending money..."
Bang!
The door suddenly opened, and Li Cang stumbled in...
Li Laisi's voice: "Look! It's not over, right?"
The video screen shook violently, and behind the camera there was a low-pitched laugh like a barbell.
Due to the perspective of the candid camera, the screen can only see the corridor outside the door and not the inside at all. Only the light casts the shadows of the two people on the floor and walls of the corridor.
It took Li Cang a long time to get up again, and he continued to lean against the door frame.
He squinted his eyes, raised his head, and blew a rogue whistle:
"Hey~Wow~Nice~"
Li Laisi's voice was quite calm, and it was obvious from the shadow that she was squatting down, "Obviously, the clothes are fine, but what's going on with those fluffy ears and tail?"
"I...don't you like it...and I also like Ang..."
Li Laisi's voice was obviously cliche, "So you like this? It's a bit strange, but..."
"No," Li Cang shook his head seriously and said every word, "I just like to be sexy."
Bang~!
The long legs in crimson leather pants created an afterimage. Li Cang ejected, smashed the wooden railing of the stairs and flew out of the screen, followed by a series of shattering sounds.
The screen shook again and it was over.
"I asked why the stairs were in such bad condition when I woke up yesterday morning," Tai Xiaoyi was dumbfounded. "Teacher Cang is awake? He won't be beaten to death by Lilith, right?"
"Hey, she is reluctant to let go. According to my many years of experience, Lilith is obviously shy."
So, where did your experience come from...
See shyness in that ton of side kicks? Is the basis for judgment based on intensity?
