Li Cang looks at his nose and his heart with his eyes.
What mage?
Just a sad disposable item~
The big wand is easy to use, but it's a bit fiddly.
"The losers are becoming more and more skilled," Li Cang said happily: "The cluster wisdom passed down from generation to generation is really interesting, and it seems that it is far from reaching its upper limit."
Lao Wang stared at the battle line that fluctuated from time to time. It looked dangerous, but in fact it was stable.
"It feels like it's going to be a long process. What's the wear rate like?"
Li Canghun didn't care;
"Not counting Da Leizi's prayer healing, it can last a whole day."
"Ms. Qiu and I just took a walk around here," Li Lei said. "The good news is that there are not as many zombies on the island as we expected, but the problem is - I didn't find any heavily armored zombies."
Mr. Li's pale and weak face instantly turned red as blood:
"What the hell?!"
He stared at Niu Lanxi fiercely,
"Say! What's going on!"
Niu Lanxi was startled and quickly explained,
"I, I don't know, maybe I'm hiding. I don't need to lie to you. What's the benefit to me? If there are only ordinary zombies on the debris, I don't need to find anyone to cooperate. We can clean it up ourselves. Come out, although it may take a long time..."
Li Laisi frowned,
"Teacher Cang, please control your mood."
Li Cang was confused.
"Have it?"
Niu Lanxi: Yes, yes, you have tried to kill me with your eyes more than once just now!
"Which of you brought a lighter?" Lao Wang asked carelessly while picking up dead branches and leaves on the ground, "Teacher Cang?"
"I've quit smoking, why are you still carrying that thing?"
"I have it." Niu Lanxi took out a long flint and handed it to him.
Lao Wang lit the firewood pile and put the flint into his pocket, his movements were very skillful and natural.
"..."
Niu Lanxi dared not speak out in anger, with distress written all over his face.
Then he saw the man surnamed Wang take off his huge backpack from the backs of the walking corpses that had never left him, take out a pot, and then take out a few pairs of bowls and chopsticks...
Are you going to cook? ?
The old man was stunned.
Then he looked at the tide of corpses over there with a bit of vague pity...
Ever since the appearance of the walking zombies, I'm afraid none of them have ever suffered such grievances, right?
"Teacher Cang was as hungry as a wolf last time when he opened Wushuang, and he must be the same today." Lao Wang probably wanted to find a suitable excuse for his immoral behavior, "Hey, don't you think this is a coincidence? I just happened to be Be prepared.”
He continued to take out half a box of instant noodles, a plastic crisper, and bottled water from his bag.
After opening the crisper, there are 12 compartments containing various items:
Sliced pepper rings, dehydrated vegetables, neatly stacked dried meat, roasted golden garlic slices, fried onions, sausage slices...
The muscles on Niu Lanxi's face began to twitch unnaturally.
This young man?
He felt like he was done with all the trouble in his life!
My mouth is dry and I even want to take half a kilogram of Suxiao Jiuxin Pills as an emergency...
Li Cang was extremely speechless.
"Is this the emergency supplies you seriously asked the young lady to prepare?"
Lao Wang said seriously,
"Why, isn't that serious enough? Food is the most important thing for the people!"
Li Cang didn't say anything, he just raised his thumb.
You are awesome!
A large military pot, put in half a bucket of mineral water, and cook instant noodles.
The instantly recognizable and attractive spicy flavor of instant noodles can definitely exert a thousand percent lethality on certain occasions...
Whether it was time to say something or not, Li Cang and Li Laixi had already begun to swallow their saliva.
The performance of the little old man Niu Lanxi was even more unsightly. He stared straight at the pot as if he had never eaten in several lifetimes.
Lao Wang bared his teeth at the old man.
"Why, your island is so big, you can't even get some instant noodles?"
This is too ridiculous. What else can Niu Lanxi say, saying that our island is not rich enough to eat instant noodles every day?
He smiled sarcastically,
"hehe..."
He forced himself to look away, but after a while he was drawn back by the magical white steam in the marching pot.
Lao Wang carefully selected the side dishes in the fresh-keeping box, and there was an aura on his face that made the single dog extremely uncomfortable.
"Beef jerky, um, you can have this, lard residue, it will go bad if you don't eat it, dehydrated vegetables, forget it and put them in..."
Li Leisi looked at it speechlessly for a while, then snatched the crisper box with her hands.
"Wow~"
Li Cang couldn't help but want to laugh,
"If you can crack a few poached eggs in, I'll give it to you."
Lao Wang had a flash of inspiration,
"Oh yes, there are also dried eggs, this is amazing!"
He proudly took out a small can,
"My little lady makes this delicious thing. First, put the whole egg into the charcoal ash and bake it, simmer it overnight, then take it out, cut it and dry it. Smell the aroma-"
With half a box of noodles and a pot of soup, the old man almost died.
Niu Lanxi once thought that he was a person who had seen the world, but today he was completely conquered by a few packets of instant noodles. It was very embarrassing.
"It's really delicious. It's so fragrant. What kind of noodles is this? Why haven't I tried it before??"
"How did I know?" Lao Wang casually picked up a packaging bag, "Here, Tongyi, spicy yak noodles..."
Li Cang is confused in the world,
"There is also this kind of noodles? Is it a new flavor?"
Li Laisi slapped the packaging bag in her hand on the ground and put her hands on her forehead with a desperate expression.
"I knew it..."
Teacher Cang suddenly had a bad feeling. He took the packaging bag and took a closer look. The production date was: 20010621H1.
"Look at what I'm doing. If I eat it, I won't get sick. Our men are in great health~"
“Need I remind you, it’s July 2026, and this thing is several years older than the three of us!!”
Can carbon-based organisms do this job?
He has lived so long and has not yet died, so he is so outrageous...
"Don't worry about the details, it's all about whether it tastes good or not," Lao Wang said with a proud face, "Mr. Lu Xun has a saying, you are already old before you give birth to me and I give birth to you, but that's good Things will never go out of style. The older they get, the more they taste~"
Li Cang suddenly thought deeply,
"So is this the same reason why you like other people's wives? Preferably ones that are much older than you?"
"Cough cough cough cough......"
Lao Wang’s face turned green.
"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"
During the meeting, Li Leisi did not forget to give the dog leg formation a few prayers for healing. Now they have advanced to a hundred meters away, and corpses are everywhere. There are basically four to five thousand dead walking corpses walking up.
The doglegs suffered heavy losses, but the good news is that the zombies on the opposite side have become sparse visible to the naked eye.
At this moment, a harsh roar came from the distant building.
Brother Big Corpse's expression suddenly became vivid when he heard this roar.
"Howl~"