When Li Cang said he didn't want to sleep, he really didn't want to sleep. He was as energetic as a dog.
Lao Wang was miserable. The weather was hot, he had drunk a lot of wine, and his body weighed two to three hundred pounds. He was so sleepy that his eyelids seemed to have weighed several weights.
"Teacher Cang, why are your eyes so green? Tell me the truth, how long has it been since you had a good sleep?"
Li Cang sleeps like a hammer!
He just used a big magic wand to knock out more than a hundred irritable soldier ants this morning!
"If you can't bear it, go to bed first..."
Lao Wang was so stubborn that he sent Tai Xiaoyi away.
"Go, go, a beautiful woman like my little lady needs sleep to nourish herself~"
Li Laisi, who was squatting on the bench next to the barbecue grill like a monkey, suddenly stopped sucking the roasted ants. She looked at Lao Wang quietly and said,
"Am I not worthy?"
Lao Wang was dumbfounded. He never expected that a dog would firmly and consciously raise a torch to him after a casual show of affection.
"Ah... haha... how is that possible..." He smiled coyly, his expression was as ferocious and embarrassing as he could have expected, "How about you two come together?"
Dalei Zi rolled his eyes and threw a bunch of raw ant legs over.
"Hey, let's have a barbecue!"
"嗻~"
Ha, good luck on the golden day!
The gastronomic pioneer Wang, who has contributed a lot to the florist's recipe, is obviously guilty of the ant's legs, otherwise he would never be able to escape this beating.
"Still eating?" Li Cang looked shocked, "Barbecuing is great for a while, but it's a crematorium for weight loss!"
Lao Wangchao echoed in a low voice,
"Yeah yeah."
Li Laisi didn't raise her head or open her eyes.
"I'm very talented. Do you want to know if you can eat to gain weight or not?"
Old King Li Cang was extremely shocked.
"Oh, I never made any concessions on food when I was receiving treatment abroad, because there was no need for it at all." Li Laixi glanced at Zhong Jianzhang with great disdain, "My weight is because my unreliable parents forced me to eat when I was a child. Where is Ning from the various hormone drugs he was fed? What is the source of Ning’s obesity?"
Lao Wang: .....
This, this, this! I'm hiding so hard, can you still hurt my heart? ?
Lao Wang is not the kind of inspirational young man who strives for self-improvement——
Maybe it was true in the past, but since he became addicted to the gym and various sports and gained a lot of fat, he thought he had deleted the word "weight loss" from his mind.
You let go and taunted me hard. If I mention weight loss again, I will write my last name upside down!
"Huchi~huchi~"
I don't know when a zombie appeared in the tree hole, and the sound of heavy breathing echoed.
It had no clothes on it and was covered in scars. It was as dirty as a mop that had just been used to clean the public toilet. It looked at the grill blocking the tree hole with a rather confused expression.
Barbeque expert Wang Mou was holding a large handful of ant leg meat skewers in his hand. He stared blankly at the zombies. The two had a surprisingly tacit understanding. There was no movement or sound for several long seconds.
Maybe it was because the two guys had such a tacit understanding that neither Teacher Cang, who was pouring two bottles, nor Li Laixi, who was immersed in the beauty of the ant-legs, noticed anything unusual.
"Teacher Cang?"
"Um?"
"Okay, walking zombies... damn it's really a ghost..."
"Huh?" Li Cang responded vaguely, and his whole body was shocked: "Walking corpse?!"
The walking dead proved his existence with the greatest efforts in his life at the right time.
"Kou Jie——"
However, before it finished roaring, a third hand appeared behind it...and a fourth...
Another zombie!
The tree hole was narrow and short. The thin Li Cang had to bend down and turn sideways to get in. The moment the second zombie appeared out of thin air, the two zombies squeezed and twisted into strange shapes.
No matter how inferior a can is, you wouldn't dare to stuff it like this...
After all, the walking corpse has no commendable wisdom. When trapped, he immediately struggled wildly, wishing to tear the opponent alive to gain more space for himself.
"Bang bang~"
The first dull sound of bone breaking sounded, and then, he went completely crazy.
Impact, struggle, bite...
A few drops of blood were spattered on the grill, and there was smoke and a strange smell.
Lao Wang: "Good...good guy..."
Miss Qiu hurried over and bit the buttocks of an unknown zombie in the tree hole, very viciously!
Then...
He showed a helpless and doubtful expression on Mao Sheng.
Its muzzle was very short, not like that of canines. This situation and angle did not support it in feasting, and even with all the efforts of the boss, it could only nibble a few insignificant pieces of meat from its round buttocks.
The weird "war" in the tree hole did not end when one party was injured. The whole process was filled with changed roars and dull blows, as well as the cracking of bones from time to time.
"That's outrageous..."
With Lao Wang's imagination, he never thought that such a scene would happen. It was really forbidden to open the glue.
"How about I take them out? It's so miserable. It hurts to look at it. Gee, they're going to squeeze out their juice..."
Li Leisi held the dagger and gestured for a long time. All she could see were arms, butts, legs and other parts that were not fatal to the walking corpse. The other parts were blocked by the wooden wall of the tree hole, so there was nothing to start with. angle.
emmm...
Forget it, life and death are determined by destiny, wealth and honor. Some things are born to suffer.
Li Cang said,
"Have you noticed just now that when the second zombie appeared, the light in the tree hole seemed a little distorted and unreal."
Lao Wang raised his hand.
"Well, please let Mr. Wang speak first."
"I'm night-blind. Everything on the opposite side looks dark across the grill and charcoal fire."
"roll..."
"I seem to have seen it," Li Lei said, "I always feel like I have seen something similar somewhere..."
Li Cang was very satisfied.
"Think about it again, how did we get back?"
"Pah~" Li Leisi slapped her forehead, "You mean, that 'portal'? Yes, yes, that kind of distorted light, right!"
Lao Wang yelled,
"Teleportal? Are we underdeveloped? There is a dungeon in our own backyard that can spawn monsters!"
Li Cang walked around the big banyan tree again and again,
"Prayer: Explain...forget it..."
Lao Wang said doubtfully,
"Why don't you ask? This is not you!"
Li Cang rolled his eyes,
"I'm thinking about the entry. The scope of the problem is too big. Do you believe that the little coin boy can wipe out my money in one go?"
"It's a black businessman who has reached the peak of his talent," Lao Wang said. "Speaking of which, there is something wrong with your thinking mode. There is always a sour smell of unruly people trying to harm me."
Li Lei sneered,
"Wang, you are still less fooled by the prayer coins."
Lao Wang muttered: "No matter how much I owe, I can't owe tens of thousands of dollars at a time..."
"How do you know this? I think you want to die!!"
He wanted to slap himself in the mouth. Why couldn't he get rid of his bad mouth?
Lao Wang doesn’t want to die, Lao Wang is very conscientious,
"The heroine spares her life, the heroine holds her hand high, and the heroine's good gay friends finally get married!"
Li Leisi was startled.
"Huh? Hmm...hum..."
Lao Wang let out a long breath.
Revitalize, revitalize, and slay the dragon with your backhand in a fatal situation!
