Still pouting secretly?
You feel aggrieved, right?
You, Timi, are so wronged!
I think you are not only short-sighted, but you also want to be short of calcium!
"Tell me, what are you praying for, but the coins from selling the empty island are not enough? Everything! It's exactly the same, the plot, the process, the dialogue..."
Li Leisi began to formulate words,
"Well..."
"When the disaster happened, I was injured, fatally injured."
Li LaiSi opened her clothes to reveal her belly with seven and a half abdominal muscles, and gestured,
"A steel bar passed through my stomach and came out from behind. The steel bar was also connected to a large cement board. I was pressed underneath and couldn't move at all."
"It's ridiculous to say it. I didn't even feel pain, and I wasn't scared at all. I was even thinking that the feeling of life passing by is actually the process of stomach acid corroding the internal organs?"
"It was very chaotic. The walking corpses appeared immediately after the earthquake. The cement board and steel bars almost killed me, but they also saved my life. They blocked the walking corpses outside. I couldn't move, and they couldn't rest. The thick cement board bit me, and when I saw the prayer interface, I thought it was a hallucination caused by my dying..."
Li Cang took a deep breath,
"So, you just prayed?"
"Just, let's give it a try~" Li Laixi blushed a little.
"What's the specific content..."
"Immortal youth remains forever."
"Pfft..." Li Cang's blood almost spurted out, "You call this a small test?"
"It's not established," Li Lai Si blushed a little, "so I changed it to another one. I happened to watch an island country movie when I was bored on the plane..."
"???"
"Sci-fi action movie!"
"Are you sure you're not *****?"
"Li! Cang!"
"Ahem, you say it, you say it, you go on..."
"That movie is very old, it's called Demi-humans."
"You can't be..." Li Cang took a breath, "This is impossible!!"
Li Laisi rubbed her face,
"The prayer has been established, but you have to choose a direction of implementation from one hundred and eighty-nine branch options..."
"Wait! Something's wrong!"
Li Laisi's eyes rolled back and forth,
"What, what's wrong..."
Li Cang said,
"According to your statement, the earth just cracked, you were injured in the earthquake and a steel bar penetrated your stomach, and you were surrounded by zombies, right?"
Li Leisi panicked,
"Well...yes, yes..."
"At that time, you hadn't offered sacrifices to Sky Island yet, and you didn't even have a destiny coin in your hand. What did you use to pray for?"
"I...um..."
"Big Leizi."
"ah?"
"When you lie, your eyes will subconsciously look at the tip of your nose."
"oh..."
"Don't let this lie to me. I have said many times that prayer is essentially a transaction. Apart from the bullshit installment payment later, what on earth did you exchange for the prayer at that time!"
"Have you seen The Force of Evil..."
"???"
"Does the devil at the crossroads know...?"
"!!!"
"Yes, it's exactly what you thought."
"What the hell..."
"Swearing people again, exchanging a wish with something that doesn't exist or not, it's obvious that you can make a profit!"
"But your wish has come true."
"That's bloody... okay... I didn't make a profit..." Li Laixi vowed, "It may make a profit, but I will never lose. At that time, I was bleeding to the point of losing my mind, and I was completely delirious. Even if I didn't Just pray, you’re still dead.”
Li Cang pinched his eyebrows,
"several years?"
Li Laixi said doubtfully,
"What year?"
"Isn't he a devil at the crossroads? The wish coin promised to retrieve the soul in a few years? Ten years? What kind of expression do you have? Don't tell me that the wish was taken away the moment it was established!"
Li Laixi was spat on by the arrogant Li Cang, with guilt written all over her face.
"I, I don't know..."
She waved her hand and threw out a line of projected subtitles on the prayer interface:
[Paid: Destiny Coin*1500, Soul 1]
[The accumulated payment expected next time: Destiny Coin*3069.88]
[The remaining time for the next payment: 327 calendar days]
[Number of remaining periods: 6]
[Tip: This prayer will gradually achieve the desired effect with the payment of the remaining periods, a total of 7 periods]
The bright red "Soul 1" made Li Cang's heart twitch.
"Does this thing, co-authorship, really exist? What about the reminder message that the previous wish was fulfilled? Find it out!"
"have nothing left..."
"remember?"
"Teacher Cang, you have gone too far," Li Leisi said quietly, "How could I be in the mood to watch this ghost thing at that time? Also, shouldn't your focus be that I am about to die? You have not treated me right from the beginning to the end. How can you show even the slightest concern for being hurt so badly!"
"Aren't you doing a good job? The process is not important, what is important is the result." Li Cang lowered his head and scribbled on the ground. "Is the accumulated number that I expect to be paid initially the integer of 3,000?"
"It's 3,000," Li Laixi muttered, "Straight men deserve to die..."
"Have you ever been given any tips on how much you need to pay in total?"
"No, after Sacrifice Island returns the 1,500 coins in the first period, I can see that the number in the next period is 3,000..."
Li Cang scratched his head and made gestures for a long time, then threw away the branch with a snap.
"4.7 million, it's been exactly 49 days since the disaster happened. This is fucking compounding interest every day!! If you can't afford it, it's hopeless. Just take it away..."
"It doesn't look like much..."
"Do you want to know more? The monthly interest is 5 cents. If you don't pay it back when it is due, the interest will be doubled and included in the principal of the next month. Our mother's business partner jumped off the building because of this..."
Li Cang gave up struggling completely and sneered feebly,
"The first installment is 1,500, the second installment is 3,000, guess how much it is for the third installment, and guess how many installments you can hold on to. I don't know if the interest will double if you don't pay it back when it's due, but it's Take a rest~"
"When I think about it, I feel relieved. It seems that I no longer need to waste brain cells calculating interest. The configuration of my brain is not supported by real hardware, haha~!"
Li Leisi blinked,
"You seem worried?"
Li Cang sneered and sneered,
"I'm so smart that I'm worried about a dead person! Just wait until I fill up my warehouse of materials for the mill! Don't you like Miss Qiu? When the time comes, I'll use your two hundred pounds to make a pair of sisters with her! See! How can I train it now? Just wait...hold the grass and do it..."
"mua~ I'm so awesome, so I'll die again~ So what~ If I survive one day, I will earn one more day~"
Li Cang, who was interrupted from casting a spell, covered his face in shock. He didn't come back to his senses until Li Leisi ran far away.
The momentum must not be lost, he said to himself,
"What does it mean to wrap me up?"
"I regard you as my brother, but you, Timi, want to sleep with me?"
Li Laisi snorted from afar,
"I still don't think you have a strong taste. No wonder you don't even have a girlfriend at the age of 20. It turns out it's not just because you're blind - you're a good person who likes to act like a foreigner!"
Li Cang:? ? ?
you know too much!
