Life is neither joyful nor death is painful. When Li Cang said this, he had actually thought about where to bury himself.
If you prepare for the worst in advance, no matter what the outcome is, you will be pleasantly surprised.
Li Leisi was stunned at first, with a playful expression on her face.
"Teacher Cang, you have done a good job in technical training. Now you can know the size at a glance?"
"You praise me, but it doesn't work. Why don't I suffer the loss and work harder, and conduct on-site exploration to improve the accuracy?"
"OK!"
"We've been playing with pee and mud since we were little. Don't have any negative feelings about it - wait a minute, what did you just say?"
"I said yes."
“(ｷ｀ﾟДﾟ´)!!”
Li Cang knows that there is a way to die without disease, so we should not embarrass the forensic doctor...
Li Cang was dragged into the underground shelter by Li Lai in a daze. Li Cang was holding a tin bucket of honeycomb biscuits that looked like sliced black ribs and ate them one bite at a time. The biscuits tasted very strange, with an inexplicable seafood smell. , salty mouth.
The big iron door of the clothing room was not closed, and there was a constant rustling sound inside, which made people have the urge to find out.
Li Cang swallowed a big mouthful of dry biscuits, not tasting them at all.
He licked his lips and said weakly,
"Well, you try first, I... this... I'll leave first ha... haha..."
Li Lai Si was wrapped in a large fox fur cloak with white fur and silver gray tips. She leaned against the door with her bare feet, smiling half-heartedly.
"Would you like to try moving?"
Li Cang froze immediately.
Damn, the look in this bitch’s eyes looks like she’s cut me into pieces several times!
She threw the colorful clothes in her arms on the ground.
"Is this the sexy swimsuit you picked for me?"
"What...what happened..."
"What age is it, leopard print? Teacher Cang, are you aging prematurely? Why are your aesthetics so distorted and so heavy? And what's up with that big bow?"
"Hehe...hehe..." Li Cang's scalp was numb from being stared at by Li Laisi, "Don't you like it? There are many more in the cabinet behind the fourth shelf on the left. You can pick your own slowly. I'll go first - —”
"Ah!"
Li Cang froze again.
"Hey, you have great potential."
"Clam?"
Li Cang squinted his eyes and observed carefully for a while, then said confidently,
"Yi Xia Qianjian, this can't be big..."
She stuffed two small clothes into Li Cang's arms.
"You're a hammer! You know a hammer! Most of these clothes are based on Mao Mei's body shape. The cups are big enough with long straps, and the cups with just the right straps are small. Take these two pieces and ask the little lady to help me change them! "
"This seems to be my favorite one?" Li Cang picked up two small clothes with one finger, going from doubt to shock to ecstasy, "This is to let the brothers feel happy first! I love it, I love it!"
Li Leisi was furious,
"You're so obscene, get out of here!"
That night.
Li Cang and Lao Wang set up a bonfire in the "bathhouse" designated by Li Cang and Lao Wang, which is a wretched stone basin under the cedar tree between the two ponds.
There was a circle of trout skewered on branches around the fire, and cumin seeds and chili powder were sprinkled on it, and the atmosphere suddenly became lively.
The remaining Australian beef was thawed and fried on the rustling stone slab in the fire. It was also sprinkled with red chili powder, and the full aroma of the meat seemed to condense into "A waste of natural resources" are a few big words.
Old Wang Li Cang was shirtless, with his beach shorts on, and each of them had a bottle of big green sticks, and Ge You was paralyzed.
"Hiccup, cool~"
Any time, a few sips of cold beer on a hot day is the ultimate pleasure.
What's more, it's a doomsday world, and the mentality is very delicate.
Li Cang's drinking capacity was worse than his taste, and his neck was already turning red after just one bottle.
He looked at the small patch of water below that refracted the dancing bonfire into a starry river, and subconsciously touched the still jagged spine on his back. The itching mixed with the occasional slight sting finally made him feel better. a sense of real presence,
"call..."
Take a deep breath.
Li Laixi and Tai Xiaoyi were on the other side dealing with a bunch of eels, yelling and screaming.
Li Cang said,
"How's it going over there, aunt?"
Laowang Nunuuzui,
"The young lady said it was at the seventh base. Counting coins alone, it would take us more than ten years to navigate that stretch of road."
"No wonder Li Laixi didn't mention this matter. Your parents are both here and don't plan to..."
Lao Wang interrupted impatiently,
"It's a fool's errand. They are not in my contact list at all. We haven't seen each other for seven or eight years. I have long forgotten what they look like."
Li Cang wanted to say something more, but Li Laixi and Tai Xiaoyi came over with a pot of eel.
Li Laisi stretched out her hand,
"Open a bottle of wine for me."
"Okay~"
Tai Xiaoyi pulled out a pile of charcoal embers, spread them on the ground, and raised his hand to pour the eels and loaches in the basin.
The eel has been slaughtered and its internal organs removed, but the loach is not.
Crackling~
Sparks were flying and smoke was rising.
Lao Wang was burned by the splashing charcoal and screamed.
"Holy shit, I'm alive, shit, shit, what's going on!"
Tai Xiaoyi couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Well...it's alive...didn't you see that Teacher Cang and Lilith had already stayed away..."
The loach jumped around for a while and then began to make a sizzling sound.
Tai Xiaoyi skillfully moved the loaches one by one to the edge where the temperature was lower and buried them with charcoal slag. The larger eels were left in the center where the temperature was higher, and then they were buried finely with charcoal slag.
From time to time, a thin stream of air spits out from the ashes, and the aroma of burnt fish is very moving.
Li Cang asked,
"The young lady is very skilled. What is this method?"
Tai Xiaoyi threw a few fresh green and red peppers into the charcoal and buried them.
"My hometown is in the mountains, and eels and mountain crabs are very common. People in the mountains are not picky, and there is no fixed way. They just get them and eat them casually. If I had to name it, it should be called roasted pepper eel. ?”
Cut off the bones of the perfectly grilled loach and eel, and remove the skin of the roasted peppers.
The three of them salivated and said it was a favor. More of the fish they tore into their mouths went into their mouths than what was put on their plates.
The meat of the eel and loach with roasted pepper was put in a basin, sprinkled with salt, and then poured some vinegar and mixed with two kinds of roasted pepper. There was not a trace of extra seasoning, but the taste was simply amazing, which directly triggered another round of looting.
"It's so fragrant when burned like this," Lao Wang hissed and breathed in, "I can eat ten kilograms by myself!"
It was also the first time for Li Cang to see this kind of practice. His mouth was filled with black ash and he kept praising it.
"Awesome, so awesome! I have to give a toast to the young lady!"
"Yeah."
"Cheers~"
There was no moon in the sky, the stars were dim, all the lights on the island were turned off, and the bonfire seemed to be the only source of light in the world.
The four people were smoked by the bonfire and soon became hot and sweaty.
Lao Wang and Li Cang each picked up a bottle of beer, looked at each other, and provoked each other.
"Are you ready?"
"all!"
Starting with a big jump, sprinting, two men flew out from the hillside seven or eight meters high.
Boom~
The huge sound waves and water splashes like landslides and tsunamis are enough to qualify as a Philippine national treasure diver.
A minute later, the two of them emerged from the water. They put the big green stick on their teeth, bit off the bottle cap and spit it out.
"Tons, tons, tons~"
The flow was completed in one go, and the two looked at each other and laughed wildly. A man's happiness is so simple.
Lao Wang coquettishly posed like a bodybuilder in the water, waving to the shore.
"Little miss~ Come on, come on~ It's not cold or hot anymore, it's comfortable~"
Tai Xiaoyi's face was a little red and she looked at Li Laisi as if asking for help.
