Ah this...
Familiar formula and familiar taste, it is indeed Li Laisi who did not run away.
Li Cang rubbed his hands vigorously.
"Good girl, daddy hugs you!"
The people around him were in complete disarray.
There was already a stinging murderous look in Li Laixi's eyes, this girl had a bad temper.
The person next to me seemed to be afraid that the two of them would fight.
"Oh, this young man is very talented. He is rare and kind. He came all the way from nowhere, tsk tsk..."
"No, if I were a girl, I would get married on the spot."
"It's covered in blood. How many zombies have to be killed?"
Li Leisheng snorted,
"If you look at your eyeballs again, come with me!"
After passing through a messy area filled with various weapons and supplies, Li Leisi pushed open the door of an elevator, revealing an empty elevator shaft.
She pointed to a row of small ladders next to her.
"Go down."
Nowadays, many elevator shafts no longer have this structure. It can be seen that this building is shiny on the surface, but it is getting old behind the scenes.
There was not even a steel cable to pull the elevator in the dark elevator shaft, and smelly hot air was blowing from the bottom up.
Climbed down another level.
After exiting the elevator shaft, there is a spacious hall lined with Roman columns. There is almost no extra wall and there are large floor-to-ceiling glass windows on three sides.
"Holy crap, indoor swimming pool??"
There was no water in the swimming pool, which was hundreds of meters long. There were tents set up, and there were several bonfires burning in broad daylight, and some of them had white and red meat roasted on them.
Li Laixi strode across the swimming pool and came to the floor-to-ceiling window.
She got into the tent and pulled out a bunch of furry things.
"eat something?"
Li Cang's eyelids twitched.
If you read it correctly, this is the right front leg of a bear, connected to half of the pectoralis major muscle covered with white grease.
"That's a must."
Li Laisi was wearing overalls. She took a small dagger from her waist and cut off a strip of chest muscle with several cuts. She lit the fire neatly and put it on the shelf.
"Glutton, it's not as delicious as you think. We don't have salt here."
Li Cang took out a bottle from his pocket and threw it to her.
"Here, salt, chili powder, cumin, allspice."
"..."
Li Cang leaned against the glass of the floor-to-ceiling window, crossed his arms and watched Li Laixi working.
"Jimei, you need 60 pounds of meat, right?"
"55 pounds," Li Laisi raised her foot and stepped on the firewood that was as thick as the child's arm. She pointed casually, "Well, your grave is under that money tree. Why don't you go burn some paper as a memorial?"
It's good that I sacrifice myself, but Li Cang's head is full of black lines.
Sure enough, Li Laisi didn't lie to him.
Under a potted money tree that is as tall as a person, concrete fragments are piled up in the shape of a grave, and there are even tombstones.
"You went too far, Damn, and put an inch photo of me on the tombstone?"
Li Laisi didn't even raise her head.
"Cut out of high school graduation photo."
"Good job," Li Cang said, "The last time I saw you, he must have weighed 200 pounds, right?"
"It's 193!!"
"That's rounded down to one ton, tsk, capitalism destroys people, what about now?"
"Calculate it yourself!"
"193 minus 55, that's 138. It seems to be a little less meaningful than your heroic words."
"..."
Speaking of Li Lei's weight, it's a long story line. For this matter, she must first blame her unreliable parents.
The two elders are both from aristocratic families with strong family backgrounds, and they are both extremely illiterate—
This study is not a study of academics, but a study of martial arts.
Although the two families live in the same village, they usually don't say that they are in a well or a river. It can only be said that they are in different circumstances.
One of them is good at using the short sword and plum blossom dagger, and the other is practicing boxing. They have been struggling together since they were childhood sweethearts until they grew up. They slapped their butts and gave birth to a fat girl. So one of them carried the luggage and the other carried Li Lace and eloped like shit. Travel in the world.
It's a pity that the journey to Jianghu is far away, so the two of them basically begged for food all the way here.
I spent the first 16 years living in an old village in the mountains. I knew a little about the outside world, but only a little. Basically, I jumped back and forth between starving to death and half-starving to death.
Father Li was also a ruthless man. He had done things like smashing rocks into his chest in the park. He was so frightened that a group of old men and women almost called the police. Later, he slapped his head and mastered the wealth code of being a security guard.
After receiving his first month's salary and weighing 200 kilograms, he can eat and drink. Dad Li feels that he must perform well in order to be worthy of the huge donation of more than 6,000 yuan and the free rice he eats this month.
So I slapped the mandible of my ex-husband, the financial sponsor who used the opportunity of signing a property division agreement to show off his mistress...
The sponsor couldn't bear to laugh and paid 60,000 yuan in compensation. He was so moved that he almost remarried on the spot.
The financial owner who failed to remarry still feels uneasy...
Bah, I felt very sorry, so I gave another 160,000 yuan to Li's mother. The two of them married Jinlan on the spot and built the most popular high-end fitness club in Yanchuan.
Father Li and Mother Li have become suddenly rich, so they feel ashamed. They are 18 months and 20 days old and have never enjoyed a day of happiness and good life since they were born. They have been "much weaker" since they were young. Li Laixi, who was sick, had no martial arts skills, and was as thin as paper, walked into the eyes of the two elders who never left her.
Ginseng, velvet antler, melatonin, turtle essence medicinal wine, small pot of tea, they are just two words, arranged!
There is a girl next door who has just grown up, and she is so powerful that she is unparalleled in the world.
As Li Cang and Lao Wang watched helplessly, Little Li Leisi grew 7 years older and gained 70 kilograms in weight.
For the next three years, she couldn't stop breathing.
The old couple under 30 years old were so scared...
I cried until I had runny noses and tears. I kept saying that being too young was the fault of being uneducated, and the blame was thrown all over the sky.
Li Laixi cried and urinated and got on the plane to go abroad, vowing not to come back and take up even one cubic centimeter of space in her motherland until she lost less than 120 pounds.
How can the meat produced by all kinds of messy hormone supplements and violent drugs be so easily digested...
Three years and three years later, a full set of private doctor care finally allowed Li Laixi to control her weight to less than 200 without the need for surgery. It was probably because of her ten-level beauty in the video that she was able to make Lao Wang and Li Cang look better. To the extent of rediscovering the shadow of the bright-eyed and white-toothed little girl from childhood.
Until Li Cang was admitted to the hospital, Li Leisi ran to the ward carrying a pair of 20-pound bears, and the evil dragon roared.
The trainee who was good at electrosurgical skills, plus three burly male nurses, two young nurses, and a head nurse couldn't hold her back. She was spinning her like a handkerchief used by two people.
Thinking of Li Laisi's glorious peak, Li Cang couldn't hold back his smile.
Can you believe that this "small and exquisite" mistress in front of you is actually Li Laixi, who was once able to pick up Lao Wang and use it as a stick?
"Jimei, have you already spent all the coins in your pocket? You're just waiting for your buddy to come to the rescue~"
A frightening chill spread from Li Laisi's body,
"Believe it or not, I'll kill you in one fell swoop?"
Li Cang took a breath and couldn't believe it.
"Zhoucao! Did you lose weight on your own? How did you do it? How is it possible? Tell me the truth, where are our parents? They have been sacrificed to heaven by you, right?"
Li Laixi raised her head and raised her dark eyebrows.
"I'm giving you a chance to reframe your language."
"Stop talking nonsense! Timi, the old Wangdu next door, is almost crying!"
What does it mean to challenge the limits of the human world, and what does it mean to eat melons with your life?
It's not like some young people in the past who were begging for nothing but couldn't even surf the Internet 24 hours a day. They don't deserve to be called "Yun"!
