Li Cang, Teacher Cang, can you be criticized casually?
As soon as Lao Wang saw Li Cang's eyes, he knew that this guy must not be holding anything good in his mouth. However, he has had a lot of tricks in his hands over the years, so he "stood at his brother's side" and Words like "quitting smoking is for my own good" and "don't neglect a good deed" came out of his mouth, and the stilted building was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere.
"Ha," Li Cang said disdainfully, "Kong Yiji will be forced to apply for World Heritage status sooner or later because of people like you."
Until he finished eating, Lao Wang was still thinking about his "Introduction to the Dagger" and "Mastering the Page Hammer" and insisted on pulling Li Cang to practice his fighting skills.
"Why didn't you think of buying some martial arts books or something? According to you, wouldn't it be nice to use this thing to pray and exchange it for some magical secret books? And it's not like praying without physical objects. It has to be 'modified' If the price comes, then the cost will definitely drop like a bungee jump, right?”
"There is everything in the dream!" Li Cang said, "You two can practice it. It doesn't matter if you practice it under the covers. Take a good look at my arrogant and handsome face. This gorgeous big wand is obviously like something. A vulgar martial artist is no match for me. I am obviously a naturally elegant mage. How about I practice hammer fighting?"
"The mage who holds the grass gracefully, please give me some face!"
Laowang's mind was filled with images of Li Cang holding a big magic wand and smashing the head of an unlucky zombie.
How has this style of painting become distorted...
Would your elegant mage rush into the battlefield with a magic tower on his shoulders and hit someone in the face while riding on his back?
Would your elegant mage play the BGM of "Return to the Grave" and make 12 wagons full of dead people line up in an S shape, then in a B shape, and repeatedly jump back and forth in front of your house to trick the corpses...
What kind of mage are you? Grain fed or grass fed? Warlocks in Draenor are pretty much the same!
Not enough words to speculate, but...
The so-called great discussion and learning of fighting skills eventually turned into vulgar basic exercises such as bench press, pull-up, plank support, long and short sprints, etc.
The opponent is an ugly walking zombie and a heavily armored walking zombie. Why are you talking about martial arts and fighting skills here?
The martial arts man's dream was shattered again. Lao Wang's sighs were in sharp contrast to Li Cang's disdain and disdain for seeing through everything.
I once dreamed of traveling to the end of the world with my sword, but my original plan was canceled because I was too fat...
Oh, canceled twice.
When Lao Wang first entered high school, he signed up for training classes in Taekwondo, Karate, Muay Thai, Tai Chi, etc.
At that time, his weight was not as exaggerated as it is now, only 192 pounds.
The height is also not as exaggerated as it is now, only 157 centimeters.
Even at that time, he wasn’t called Lao Wang, he was called Tong and Ditan.
...
Li Cang was woken up by Lao Wang early the next morning, stroking the chicken-like hair on your head.
"Damn it, the sun hasn't come out yet, why are you so early?"
"She got up when she asked me," Lao Wang yawned, "Go to my place for breakfast first."
"What serious illness does your sentence indicate..."
"There's nothing wrong with me. I got up when she screamed." Lao Wang winked, "I told you that sooner or later something would happen to Gan Chai Liehuo~"
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Li Cang wished he could slap himself in the face.
I'm telling you, I ate so much dog food yesterday that I wanted to drink some lemon for digestion, right?
Breakfast consists of porridge and sweet and sour yellow noodle steamed buns, plus a plate of delicious cold dishes, kale beef and mushrooms.
Li Cang has never seen this combination, but it tastes really amazing.
"If I remember correctly, the kale and mushrooms are the dried products I brought back yesterday? It's amazing, Sister Xiaoyi, you can't eat them at all, and I've never heard of such a method..."
Tai Xiaoyi smiled quietly and elegantly,
"my husband..."
Lao Wang's ears were about to stand up.
Tai Xiaoyi's face turned pale and she stammered,
"Uh, I, the people in the mountains in our hometown came up with the side dishes to go with wine to save trouble. If you like it, I will make it for you next time. It's very, very simple."
Phew~
I’m afraid Miss Tai may have some strange misunderstanding about Lao Wang!
So here comes the question:
How should I tell her in a subtle yet polite way that Sister Xiaoyi thought she had committed a taboo, but it was actually Mr. Wang's subtle G-spot?
emmm...
Forget it, forget it, it’s not appropriate!
Lao Wang's road to being a thief is long and difficult, so let him leave the surprise to Tai Xiaoyi to enjoy alone.
Li Cang's floating island was crowded with walking corpses coiling mosquito coils. Not only was there not much to see after one night, but it became even more crowded because the entire mountain of corpses was full of corpses.
The walking zombies were moving as slowly as the PPT, which showed that Li Cang was really worried. The completion level had only increased by 6 percentage points, so he waved his hand and asked Brother Big Corpse to pick up a few walking corpses and throw them through the door.
This turned out to be a big problem...
The walking corpse that was thrown in fell there with a thud, became motionless, and returned to its previous state of death.
And because the road was blocked, the zombies behind who were already stiff and inflexible stumbled to the ground like dominoes as soon as they entered, blocking the narrow corridor behind the door tightly, and the long queue stopped moving completely.
Neither Li Cang nor Brother DaZi were allowed to enter behind the door. He could only stand outside and jump around, unable to rage.
After more than half an hour, the mill automatically resumed operation.
After all this trouble, Li Cang didn't dare to push the seedlings to encourage them anymore, and he stayed honest.
"What kind of trouble will I cause for myself if I have nothing to do..."
Pull out the long-lost forum interface and start brushing.
After spending seven consecutive days on Qiao Shasha's floating island, Li Cang felt like he was isolated from the world.
The post pinned to the top of "Hot" still has the familiar title——
[Forging ahead against obstacles, building the Great Wall with the brilliance of humanity]
The click-through rate is already an incredible 120 million, a terrifying number.
The 2nd, 8th, 11th, 14th, 17th, 22th, 23rd, 27th, and 30th Disaster Resistance Base chose to respond to the posts of 1, 4, 6, and 7 Disaster Resistance Base in the same way. Apart from this, the other disaster resistance bases have not yet appeared.
Perhaps it was due to resource constraints and insufficient capabilities, etc. Li Cang didn't know.
He tried to enter the coordinates of each base one by one, hoping that the interface would show that the amount of destiny coins required for navigation would not be less than 800.
"Eh?"
The more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.
"I calculated that it took Lao Wang almost 17 days to navigate to me. The speed of the air island is about 11 kilometers per hour according to the value given by the prayer coin, so the total is 4480 kilometers and costs 0.6 coins. Calculated, it is 1 Coins can navigate 7480 kilometers. Based on the minimum first base, oh, it has increased by 856.3 coins now..."
"6405124?!"
"No, no, no, it was stopped for about 5 days? Let's just count it as 1 week!"
"3767720..."
Unit: kilometers.
Li Cang clasped his fingers, looked at the small crescent moon that was about to set on the western horizon, and fell into a long silence——
You may not believe it, but the straight, oh, arc distance that I walk from one point to another on the "surface" of the earth can make five round trips between the moon and the earth!
If we count the farthest 23rd base, which costs more than 7,000 coins, he can even go to Mars...
Off the mark!
Geography teacher, aren't you saying every day that the circumference of the earth's equator is only 40,000 kilometers? Take away your magical powers and spit out the remaining 3.7 million odd bits...
Li Cang already understood that this was not a problem that could be solved with simple mathematics.
With his meager mathematical knowledge, he spent a long time trying to figure it out. It can't be said that it is meaningless, it can only be said that it is useless.
