The street facing the building was empty except for the embankment itself and a ring of heavy vehicles.
It was obvious that the vehicles, walking corpses, and corpses in this area had been cleaned up. The dark asphalt road looked strange, like a dry river bed, cracked and curled with skin.
Li Cang said directly, "Hey guys, no wonder there are so many repair shops in the inspection line but not even a single large truck that can be used by them. So someone took advantage of it first?" What kind of formation is going on here?
There is a semi-trailer in the outer ring of the dam, with a wide field of view more than two meters high, a windshield the size of a floor-to-ceiling window, and a brick-like intercom hanging on the ETC stuck to the inside of the windshield. It keeps making a sizzling sound of electricity, and some people are cursing The voice came from the intercom,
"I'm so embarrassed, Qing Niang! I've seen cars shake and workers shake Mercedes-Benz and BMWs. How can I shake the four front and back eight with my mother? Lu Dongzi, you can do it!"
The voices of other melon-eating people came one after another from the intercom.
"What's wrong with the front four and the eight rear ones? The air conditioning is powerful, spacious and powerful. Anyone who has been shocked knows this."
"Haha, the driver's seat of Lu Dongzi's car didn't even tremble. Did it make him feel lonely?"
"If you can't shake, everything will be meaningless~"
"Fuck, doesn't Lu Dongzi only have three minutes? I'm holding on to the time."
After a burst of violent electric current, the voice of the person involved came from the intercom,
"Baby, open your mouth...hiss...so cool..."
A suspicious coughing sound was mixed with Lu Dongzi's gradually manic laughter.
"I'm only going to rest for three minutes. You bastards, when the time is up, get up and get up! Ring the bell!"
At Lu Dongzi's signal, the excavators four in the front and eight in the rear started to move, their big arms raised, and at the same time they pulled up several 200-liter galvanized white diesel barrels penetrated by chains, shaking crazily up, down, left, and right.
The white leather bucket, which looked like a bunch of huge wind chimes, contained something unknown and made a harsh collision sound.
"Wuhu~"
"I'm so fucking impatient with waiting!"
"Church!"
"The fourth wave, ho ho, the fourth wave!"
"Press my wife for one night, and I bet Lu Dongzi will die this time!"
"Follow me! If Lu Dongzi doesn't die, you and your wife will serve me together!"
"Lu Dongzi fucked his new guy three times in the morning, and his legs are still as soft as noodles?"
The embankment suddenly became lively, and every few cars had people climbing on the roof or hanging frame, waving all kinds of homemade swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, axes, hooks and forks, like a carnival.
The horns and engine roars of hundreds of semi-trailers merged into one, and the glass windows of half the city trembled with the sound.
Li Cang's ears were almost deafened.
"This welcome ceremony card is too big~"
Lao Wang yelled next to him,
"How do you know they are welcoming us and not something else?"
"I have an ominous premonition. Is this poor island specialized in lunatics? Could they be——"
The roar of horns, engines and the so-called "bell ringing" sounded for a while and then gradually stopped.
At the same time, the roars of the walking corpses were heard from every corner of the ruins of the city.
As if they had been rehearsed in advance, the zombies who were hiding somewhere suddenly appeared from all directions, rushing toward the commercial building like a tide. A quick glance showed that there must be hundreds of them.
"???"
Lao Wang went crazy at that time, and his face was dark and full of question marks.
After knowing that he was played by Qian Ming, Li Cang thought about several possibilities, but he never dreamed that these people could play so crazy. Isn't this just inserting a straw into the cesspit and risking his life to suck shit!
Lao Wang tightened the bat and hatchet in his hands, his voice was dry,
"Teacher Cang..."
In just the blink of an eye, there were walking corpses all around.
Are you all dogs?
You guys are playing cup-breaking as a nickname, do you have anything to do with me, Li Cang?
However, all escape routes were blocked. Unless there were cracks in the ground for them to hide in, Lao Wang and Li Cang could only bite the bullet.
When people are in a life-or-death situation, their IQ will always improve by leaps and bounds, and no matter how bad things are, they can still have a flash of inspiration.
Li Cang pointed his hand, Brother Zhi got telepathy and immediately got into the store next to him and hid.
Seeing that the group of corpses were only one step away from him, Li Cang dragged Lao Wang and rushed towards the group of people in the dam, shouting curses at the top of his lungs while rushing back,
"Grass!"
"I'm sorry for your family, my car broke down, cheating me to death will be beneficial to you!"
"A bunch of bastards and bastards!"
Lao Wang reacted immediately.
Fragrance coming out of your mouth?
This guy is a professional!
This man, who weighs more than 200 kilograms, has vowed to hike all the great rivers and mountains of the motherland. He is a ruthless man who gave birth to a group of rhodiola war gods on Dongda Mountain. How could his lung capacity be so bad?
He roared with such a loud voice that his curses almost drowned out the group of corpses behind him.
Some of the people on the dam and in the car saw them, and they immediately burst into whistles and laughed, as if they were so funny.
"Hahaha, where did these two unlucky guys come from~"
"I'm laughing so hard, who's a serious person? Two big men went out to clean the streets."
"That thin skin is so tender. If my aunt has such a face next to her when she sleeps, believe it or not, she will drown him directly?"
"Stop dreaming, you don't want a man, but I do have a man~"
"Sasha, you're obviously not very competitive. I shouldn't mention that although that guy's hair is as messy as a chicken coop, you can tell at a glance that he has a good foundation. I used to be a makeup artist, so I still have some good eyesight. "
"My aunt has been practicing yoga since she was 16. Isn't it easy to figure out the postures for three people?"
"If you can't beat him, join him!"
"Hey, run away, you two idiots, the zombies are going to bite your butts~"
The second before they were overtaken, Li Cang and Lao Wang rolled into the bottom of a car and were dragged out from the other end by Qi Ba's hands.
Shasha, who claimed to join them if she couldn't beat them, held a narrow blade ground out of truck spring steel with one hand, and twisted Li Cang's butt hard with her other hand.
"You're so handsome, when did you come in? My sister loves you~"
Li Cang's whole body was agitated——
Where did this bitch come from?
Lao Wang was possessed by the drama queen and pushed her to the point of staggering fiercely.
"Assume that I don't exist, right? Where can I touch my slutty paws?"
With inhuman agility, a zombie climbed onto the barn fence from outside the defense line of large trucks and jumped into the trailer. It was smashed to pieces by two young men with colorful hair holding sledgehammers as soon as it landed.
There were people and walking corpses fighting face to face all over the entire embankment, with smelly blood splattering everywhere.
No one was seen retreating at all, and everyone's face was filled with distorted excitement and madness.
"Oh, they really are a couple."
"Mad is so perverted, but I like it~"
"Sasha is finally going to miss it."
Shasha picked up a sharp spring steel knife and nailed the zombie that crawled under the car to the ground. She let it howl and twitch miserably, but made no next move. Instead, she looked at Old Wang up and down, and rolled her eyes with a coquettish look.
"Do you mind having multiple girlfriends? I have been practicing yoga for ten years~"
With that red and fruity look in his eyes, Lao Wang felt as if his pants had been stripped off in public, and he felt a chill.
“Bah, yoga practitioners are all washboards!”
The people around were stunned for a moment, and then laughed like crazy.
"Where did the stupid green come from? It's over. Sister Shasha is angry."
"Sasha's heart will always be painful."
"Shasha, getting married is not a business, how about you consider me~"
"Get out!" Sha Sha cursed with a dark face, and looked deeply at Lao Wang and Li Cang, "I remember you, just wait for me!"
