Chapter 282: Who blew up the toilet!

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At this moment, the entire solar system is as lively as the New Year.

No, it’s more lively than the Chinese New Year. It happens once a year during the Chinese New Year, but something like the Pollux exercise only happens once every 50 years.

For a time, various grand celebration ceremonies were held one after another, and everyone in the entire solar system was in high spirits. Han Yang even personally came forward to host the celebration and award ceremony, pushing this joy to the highest level.

The celebration and award ceremony was held via remote video. Soldiers from the Pollux system sat in the human base. On the big screen, various art groups from the solar system presented wonderful performances.

At the end, Han Liang came forward and remotely awarded awards to outstanding soldiers, as well as outstanding engineers, scientists, labor models, and workers in the past few years.

This scene was not only watched by the human drill personnel and logistics personnel of the Pollux system, but also the third batch of drill fleet commanders who had already set off for Pollux but would take more than forty years to arrive. They were also watched simultaneously. As a result, there was a mountain of pressure. And it came to them.

The performance of the first batch of exercise fleets was at the bottom, with a score difference of more than 20 points. The second batch of exercise fleets now narrowed the score difference to less than 10 points.

Then it was our own turn to join the battle. If you can't achieve better results, how can you explain to civilization?

After an emergency meeting, the third batch of fleet commanders quickly reached a consensus.

Go all out for third place! We must achieve the bottom breakthrough in our own hands! Even if we can't get third place, the point difference with third place must be narrowed to within two points!

Otherwise, I would really have no words to face Jiang Dong’s elders.

After the ceremony, the Beihe Three human base held a celebration ceremony on its own, temporarily letting go of the management of the soldiers. Except for the personnel on duty, there was an unlimited supply of wine and food, and they had a good celebration.

This scene was also seen by the other three major civilization fleets in the Pollux system.

Looking at the celebration ceremony held on the human planet, the faces of the three fleet commanders were full of disdain.

But I can’t say what I’m thinking.

Commander Yuan Shan may be really disdainful, but the words of the fleet commanders of Motan Civilization and Fix Civilization had a bit of a sour taste: "Isn't it just a fourth place that is worthy of celebration?"

"That's right, we didn't celebrate even though we came in second place. This human being really has such a face."

"You're so thick-skinned."

After some sarcasm, the commander of the Motan fleet finally couldn't sit still.

"It would be better for me to have a phone call with the commander of the next fleet. If the next exercise really falls behind humans, there is really no way to explain..."

It’s time to ridicule, it’s time to be sarcastic, but the threat posed by the human fleet to our own Motan fleet and the Fix fleet is real...

The Yuanshan civilization has a transcendent status and can not care about it, but it cannot care about itself.

The two messages were transmitted to the vast space through long-distance communication technology, and were among the two fleets that were quickly heading to the Pollux system.

After receiving the information, the commanders of the two fleets felt even more solemn.

"Go all out, do your best to suppress the human fleet! We must not let the human fleet get high scores and run in front of us!"

"It's just that... looking at the battle data sent by the last fleet, the strategies and tactics of the human fleet have improved rapidly, and the performance of the warships has also made a huge leap. Calculated based on this improvement rate, we are really not sure that we can win the human race in this exercise fleet……"

This is a heavy reality.

Although I don’t know how the human fleet managed to improve so quickly, now is not the time to investigate. The only thing we can do is to face it.

The strength of the human fleet has increased rapidly. Although we have a certain degree of certainty, we are not sure. If the results are at the bottom and humans are ahead, civilization will face tremendous pressure...

All kinds of things were swirling in the mind of Commander Motan. After thinking for a long time, he finally made up his mind.

"An exercise is a war, and the exercise ground is a battlefield. Since it is a battlefield, we must use all possible means. Human beings, don't blame us for being cruel."

Time passed quickly, and the third batch of human fleets finally arrived in the Pollux system. After the initial meeting, acclimatization training begins quickly. As before, the top leaders of the four fleets met frequently and held various activities to enhance mutual trust and friendship between civilizations. At the same time, trade between civilizations also took advantage of this rare opportunity to expand.

The human fleet commander Lu Xinghe could clearly feel that compared to his two seniors, he, the human commander, obviously received more attention from the commanders of the other three fleets.

The exercise officially begins. After the completion of the first five subject exercises, just like the previous exercises, Yuanshan Civilization's score still topped the list, but what was different from the past was that the scores of the next three civilizations did not open up a big gap.

76.2, 75.8, 73.9.

Although human civilization is still at the bottom, even compared with the second-ranked Motan Fleet, the point difference is less than three points.

The Fix civilization was caught in the middle and felt tremendous pressure.

"Obviously, the strength of the human fleet has improved again... In this case, special means can only be used."

Fleet Commander Fix made up his mind.

After some slight modifications, a new subject exercise began.

In the vast space, artillery fire rumbled. The human fleet, from commander Lu Xinghe to front-line soldiers, are all high-spirited and well-trained.

"In this battle for the planet in a strong radiation environment, after comprehensive research and judgment, the staff believes that as long as we do the following points, we have a good chance of getting second place. The key points are..."

In the command room, a senior staff officer was quickly reporting something to Lu Xinghe. But at this moment, a burst of chaotic noise suddenly came from the combat channel.

Lu Xinghe frowned, feeling angry in his heart.

"What's going on? Why the noise!"

"Stinky, so stinky!"

"Who's in the cabin?"

"Did the toilet explode?"

"Commander! Emergency, emergency. A strong odor suddenly appeared in the cabin of my ship. The source is currently being investigated!"

"So does my ship!"

"So are we!"

Lu Xinghe was furious: "Isn't it just a bit of a stink? Hold it back! Keep pushing forward, don't affect the tactics! There are strong winds and waves coming, and you are still afraid of a bit of a stink? How can you be the captain!"

"Yes Yes!"

The captain had no choice but to agree loudly.

But the next moment, a soldier couldn't bear it anymore and vomited in the cabin. For a while, a sour, stinky smell filled the entire cabin, causing more people to vomit.

Some warriors held their breath and insisted on executing the original tactics, but it was obvious that there was a coordination error with the other warships. Under this situation, the originally good situation was instantly overturned by the rival Fix civilization, and in the end the human fleet was completely defeated.

Seeing the good results of second place flying away and his team falling to fourth place again, Lu Xinghe's heart was filled with anger.

"Check it for me, check it carefully, what's going on with this smell!"

"yes!"

The fleet engineers were equally depressed.

According to preliminary statistics, the total number of warships with severe odors in their cabins reached 196. Engineers investigated carefully and finally identified the source of the odor.

"It's the battleship circulating coolant! We have detected a certain amount of skatole and ammonia compounds in it. At this level, it will not affect the performance of the battleship, but after being heated, the smell will permeate the air."

"The battleship circulating coolant we use is supplied by Fix Civilization!"

The investigation has now revealed the truth.

Damn it, the damn Fix fleet, in order to win the exercise, actually used such despicable methods!

For a time, the human fleet was excited. Several deputy commanders took the lead and even asked to complain to the director's department.

Lu Xinghe suppressed the anger in his heart, thought carefully for a moment, and then shook his head.

"It's useless to complain. We have also tested the circulating coolant supplied by Fix Fleet, and all parameters are up to standard. Even if there are some extra skatole and ammonia compounds, it does not affect the performance indicators and cannot be punished. them."

The deputy commanders thought for a while and finally admitted that this was indeed the case.

The director's department only stipulates performance parameters, and our parameters actually meet the standards. The director's department also doesn't stipulate that skatole is not allowed to be added? What can you humans say?

"but……"

A sneer appeared on Lu Xinghe's face: "They can start with the circulating coolant, and we humans also have supplies to supply their Fix fleet, so we can also start with it!"

After some research, human engineers quickly came up with a plan.

A chemical agent was secretly added to a batch of detergent supplied to Fix's fleet at the human base.

This chemical agent will also not affect the performance of the detergent, fully meets the director's standards, and will not cause any harm to the body of Fixers.

Its only effect is that once the Phix people inhale this chemical agent, certain desires in their hearts will be stimulated.

Desire to procreate.

In the Phix civilization, this chemical agent is usually used to make aphrodisiacs...

Ten days later, the confrontation exercise subject of gas giant planets in a strong magnetic field environment officially began.

At the beginning, the human fleet and the Fix fleet were inseparable. Commander Fix's fleet looked solemn, and the entire command headquarters was operating quickly.

But suddenly, there was a certain hesitation in the movement of a warship, and it failed to immediately execute the command's order.

The commander was furious: "What's going on!"

"Report to the commander, full power propulsion requires the captain's authorization, the captain has gone to the toilet!"

"Does it take 10 minutes to go to the toilet? What's going on? Go to the toilet to find him!"

The battleship staff had no choice but to bring communication equipment to the toilet. Before knocking on the door, I heard a strange sound coming from the toilet.

The battleship staff was stunned, and the commanders in the headquarters were also stunned. (End of chapter)