Wen Yu blinked at the emperor: "Of course I have a wonderful method. If the emperor wants to hear it, I will prepare a plate of melon seeds for the emperor. I will chat with you today. It will be absolutely wonderful."
emperor:……
"No, it's okay, Sister Huang, just keep it to yourself."
Wen Yu shook her head: "Okay, then, my dear brother, you are not lucky enough to hear this."
After saying that, she thought of something again and said, "By the way, my dear brother, I also made a shocking discovery that I almost forgot to mention!"
"Um?"
"He is obviously a man, but he still looks like a woman when he pretends to be a woman. He must have used his bone-shrinking skills and disguise. I suspect that he has something to do with that Xili man. How about it? Is it a shocking discovery?"
emperor:……
The obvious thing.
He was speechless, and then he imitated Wen Yu's usual boastful tone and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, sister Huang is really a genius!"
"Of course!" Wen Yu nodded, very satisfied, "After all, I am your biological sister, the emperor's brother. The brains of a compatriot are not much different. I am probably on the same level as you."
emperor:……
"Sister Huang, what you said makes perfect sense."
Then he sighed and said: "Actually, to be honest with you, the Diving Fish Guard has already reported this matter to the imperial sister. Although the imperial sister knows about it, she should pretend not to know. Don't alert the snake. I want to take a long-term approach to catch big fish. Find out who is behind the scenes in Shengjing City."
Wen Yu blinked.
The emperor saw this and said with some suspicion: "Sister Huang, you can pretend not to know, right?"
Wen Yu continued to blink.
emperor:……
Wen Yu chuckled: "Of course we can do it. After all, this princess is your sister, the emperor's brother, and she is a genius!"
But the emperor already didn't believe that she could do it.
"My dear brother, believe me. I can do it. When I found out yesterday that he was a man and very handsome, I immediately pulled him into my bed to sleep with me."
emperor:?
"I kissed him so hard that he couldn't find his way around. He was completely confused, like a frightened quail. It was so fun."
emperor:……
Unexpectedly, Diyuwei would also focus on key points during his report.
The imperial sister's behavior was explained with the words "The eldest princess slept well last night."
The emperor's face became a little serious: "Sister Huang, you like beautiful men. If the emperor likes all the beauties in the world, and they are in love with each other, I will let you use them as you wish without any obstruction."
"But that person is a spy. Sister Huang, you must not have true feelings for him. I'm afraid he will use you to hurt you..."
Before the emperor finished speaking, Wen Yu opened her mouth in surprise: "Huh? It's just for fun, what's the real love? Can it be used as food, or can it be used as money?"
emperor:……
"Brother Huang, do you, sister Huang, and I look like the kind of woman who would disregard the entire Dasheng for a man? You can insult my IQ, but you cannot insult my personality!"
emperor:……
"After all, there are countless beautiful men. Without him, there would still be many, many more, such as Lu Ren, Jiang Qi..."
emperor:……
"Stop, stop, stop! Sister Huang, you really are still obsessed with Lu Ren! Haven't you already promised me not to touch a hair of Lu Ren? Why are you still counting Lu Ren in this? Kick me out immediately, don't even think about it. Don’t think about it!”
This time it's Wen Yu's turn:...
"Hey, it was a slip of the tongue. I said I was used to it." Wen Yu waved her hand, "By the way, I heard that he is going back to Shengjing?"
"It's just a matter of these few days. After Lu Ren comes back, I will give him a marriage. Sister Huang, please promise and don't bother him."
Wen Yu was surprised: "A marriage? Why a marriage?"
The emperor said: "Before the expedition, Lu Ren came to me and begged me. After returning from victory, he did not want any reward, but only an imperial edict granting marriage."
"Oh. Who is the target?"
"Of course he is his sweetheart."
"Oh. Emperor brother, do you know who Lu Ren's sweetheart is?"
"I don't know, since Lu Ren came to ask for the imperial edict, they must be in love with each other. I take it as my own responsibility."
"Oh oh oh."
The emperor was slightly puzzled: "Sister, what?"
"Brother Huang, I know I shouldn't laugh." Wen Yu covered her mouth, "But I still want to laugh a little bit. You won't blame me, right?"
"What are you laughing at?"
"Royal brother, can I tell you another secret?" Wen Yu came closer and said softly, "Actually, Lu Ren's sweetheart is me."
emperor:?
"Really, Lu Ren's sweetheart is me."
"Sister, you?"
Wen Yu nodded: "Yes, your imperial sister and me."
The emperor was stunned for a moment, and then he clasped his hands and laughed loudly: "Sister Huang, General Huo Huolu, don't think of such outrageous reasons. It's too easy to be exposed."
Wen Yu sighed: "I have no reason."
"These words will be broken when Lu Ren returns to the capital. Why does the emperor need to say such things to me?"
Wen Yu sighed again: "But I am telling the truth."
These days, no one believes the truth anymore.
The emperor's brother actually thought she was joking, so he put his hand in his crotch, and the more he played with it, the bigger he got...
"Royal brother, I really am telling the truth. Lu Ren's sweetheart is really your imperial sister and me. I am as good as I am."
"Okay, okay, Lu Ren's sweetheart is the emperor's sister. She is the emperor's sister. Are you satisfied with the emperor's sister? Can you promise me not to mess with Lu Ren?"
When Wen Yu saw that the emperor didn't believe what she said, she couldn't help but smile politely.
Then he gave a thumbs up: "Of course I agree. Not only do I agree, I also have some ideas. I'm looking forward to it."
Although the emperor was a little confused, seeing Wen Yu agreeing, he finally felt at peace and would not break his promise to his ministers.
When Lu Nin's army returns, they will marry her immediately, just in case the emperor's sister is still thinking about her, and things will change later.
Seeing the emperor's relieved look, Wen Yu couldn't help but be speechless: "Emperor brother, what do you think of me?"
"Huh? Why did the emperor say this?"
"This is a naked double standard. Why can't Lu Ren's sweetheart be me? Why am I Huo Huo Lu Ren?"
The emperor raised his eyebrows: "Sister, you fall in love with everyone you meet. What is it if it's not Huo Huo?"
Wen Yu crossed her arms and said unconvinced: "I just want to give all the beautiful men a home. What's wrong with that?"
emperor:……
