Wen Yu thought for a moment and said, "Which word is the most perverted in the world?"
"..."
Cui Xin originally thought it was a question about love, and had even made up her mind to answer it like a ruthless person to show that he was not a so-called love brain.
But Wen Yu turned a corner and suddenly asked an irrelevant question.
This made him frown for a moment.
Which word is the most perverted?
He wasn't sure what kind of answer Wen Yu wanted, so he fell silent for a while.
Seeing that he never answered, Wen Yu asked Liu Chun: "What do you think of Liu Chun? Which word is the most perverted?"
Liu Chun coughed and whispered with some embarrassment: "Princess, please forgive me for being incompetent. I feel that every word is not as perverted as princess..."
Especially when he could have escaped directly, but he let them wait outside while he played a stripping game with the spies, and still enjoyed it.
Wen Yu:......
What kind of truth are you talking about? Did she have the word pervert stamped on her forehead?
Cui Xin, who was kneeling:...
It has to be said that the eldest princess treats the maid she has been serving very favorably. If he can do this, it will be a good move.
Firstly, as the eldest princess, it would be easier for him to gain her trust. Secondly, who would be suspicious of the maid next to the eldest princess?
At this time, Wen Yu's somewhat impatient voice sounded above his head: "Have you thought about it yet?"
Cui Xin replied: "I guess it's the word abuse."
Wen Yu chuckled softly: "The answer is not correct, Liudong, drag it down and bury it."
Cui Xin argued for herself: "Princess, I'm brave, this question has nothing to do with love, so how can you tell if I'm a love brain?"
"Who said it has nothing to do with love?"
"Then princess, can you tell me the correct answer?"
Wen Yu held her chin and looked down at her: "Of course, the word is love, the love of love."
As soon as these words came out, not only Cui Xin, but also Liu Chun Liu Dong looked confused.
Wen Yu was not in a hurry and said slowly: "Look, the first half of "love" is taken from the "becoming" of perversion, and the second half is taken from the "state of perversion". Combining the two characters of "pervert" into one, isn't it the most perverted word in the world?"
Then he concluded with great certainty: "So it can be seen that the love brain is particularly abnormal."
Cui Xin:......
Liu Chun Liu Dong: "The princess is so right!"
Wen Yu waved her hand: "Okay, okay, she didn't answer, she must be a love brain, drag her out and bury her."
Cuixin was silent for a moment and said aggrievedly: "But Aunt Liuchun didn't answer either..."
"How can you compare with Liu Chun? Your face is so big."
Cui Xin:......
Cui Xin had tears in her eyes when she heard this, and bowed deeply: "If the princess doesn't like the slave, just say so. The slave will commit suicide on her own, and it doesn't bother the princess. There is no need for the princess to find a reason to send the slave away."
Wen Yu snorted: "Then you can commit suicide and save yourself the trouble of digging a hole to bury you."
Cuixin's body lying on the ground froze for a moment.
Wen Yu added: "How do you want to commit suicide? Poisoned wine? Bai Ling? Dagger? Or dig your own pit, jump and bury it yourself?"
Cui Xin didn't respond and knelt motionless at Wen Yu's feet.
For a long time, there was no movement in the room, and only the sound of Wen Yu cracking melon seeds could be heard.
Cui Xin was hesitant in his heart. After thinking about it for a while, he boldly raised his head and met Wen Yu's teasing gaze.
Three points of sarcasm, three points of coolness, and four points of insouciance.
Cui Xin:......
"Princess, I don't understand. Since the princess doesn't like the slave and is tired of the slave, why should the slave be transferred to the inner courtyard for duty? The slave originally wanted to learn how to serve the princess from Aunt Liudong, but now..."
Cui Xin said and bowed deeply again: "This slave has asked for suicide. I will not stain Aunt Liudong's hands."
It happened to be that he could use today's incident to fake his own death and escape, which was what he had planned from the beginning.
After all, if you can't be trusted like Liu Chun in this inner courtyard, you will be restricted in everything and have difficulty moving.
When he was thinking about how to fake death and escape without being suspected, a Wen Yu chuckle suddenly came from above his head.
"No way? You don't take it seriously, do you? It's just a joke, I see you are scared."
Cui Xin raised her head, Wen Yu was supporting her chin and looking at him with a smile.
"Okay, okay, I've had enough fun, princess. You go and wait outside. I want to take a nap."
Cui Xin:......
Play?
Cuixin held her breath and turned around to go out.
Wen Yu looked at Liu Chun's back and touched her chin.
Suspicious, very suspicious, could it be another cross-dressing boss? But it looks like there is nothing wrong with it, so how can you determine whether it is true or not?
The next second, Wen Yu thought of Lance, and her body shape and appearance had changed. Only that part was still huge and did not match the body shape at all.
After all, top-level defenses such as the Golden Bell Cover and the Iron Cloth Shirt cannot be equipped there. What shrinks is the bones, not the cavernous body.
It is necessary to find opportunities to explore and investigate.
At night, Cuixin received Wen Yu's reward during the day and was responsible for keeping vigil. Liu Dong still accompanied him.
After getting everything ready for bed, Wen Yu leisurely retreated into bed after taking a bath.
"Good night, Ryudong Baka."
"Good night, Princess Bigu."
Cuixin:?
Is this a secret code?
Liu Dong glanced at him and led him to the side hall again with a calm expression.
"Old rules, you sleep over there."
"Okay, Aunt Liudong."
Liudong did not embroider any more this time. He seemed very sleepy and yawned several times. Then he rested his chin on one hand and fell asleep leaning on the small couch.
Cuixin lay on her side, staring at Liu Dong with a vague gaze.
After a long while, he opened the quilt and sat up, took out a thin bamboo tube from his arms and placed it under Liu Dong's nose.
Just in case she woke up halfway, she still had to faint.
The next second, Liu Dong's arms were so weak that he couldn't hold himself up and lay down on the small couch, falling asleep.
Cui Xin came out of the side hall and was about to take steps.
Wen Yu's lazy voice sounded not far away: "Why are you going?"
Cui Xin paused and turned around slowly.
However, he found that Wen Yu's figure in the tent did not move at all. After another long moment of silence, he realized that she might be talking in her sleep.
Cui Xin breathed a sigh of relief. Just as he was about to take steps again, Wen Yu's voice came again: "Why are you going?"
Cui Xin frowned, thinking that she would faint if she didn't let her go. She would say something in her sleep from time to time, which was quite a test of one's mentality.
Turning around again, he found that Wen Yu had sat up at some point and opened the tent.
Under the dim candlelight, she was looking at him sleepily.
"Ask you, why are you going?"
Cui Xin:......
