"Yes, this princess likes to play games with beautiful men the most! Seeing them embarrassed by my play, with their faces turning red and their whole bodies trembling, is so exciting!"
emperor:……
The emperor's brother was silent for a moment, as if he was trying his best to understand Wen Yu's bad taste.
The last sentence came out: "Beautiful man? So the appearance of Xili people is considered beautiful in the eyes of the emperor? After all, the people in Xiquan Pass call them Xili ghosts."
"It has a different taste. If you are used to eating sumptuous dishes, it is great to change your appetite by eating Xili dishes."
Speaking of this, Wen Yu's tone became a little disappointed: "But last time I went to Xili, there was not a single good-looking one. They were all crooked melons and cracked jujubes with no eyes. They are dead!"
emperor:……
"By the way, my dear brother, do you know how I subdued that spy?"
Wen Yu's face was full of pride, and she started talking: "This has to talk about my magical skill, the black tiger's crotch pick. No man can bear that one blow. If there is any, just take two blows. If there is still more, just three blows. , if there is another one, it will be a heavenly eunuch, and it is definitely not a problem of my magical power."
emperor:……
"In fact, my dear brother, you should also learn this magical skill of mine. You can defeat the enemy with one move. It will be of great use at critical moments..."
emperor:……
The corners of his mouth twitched. Although the words the emperor's sister said before were out of tune, they could still be heard as a joke, but the words just now really gave him a headache.
The emperor did not want to continue this topic, otherwise the emperor's sister might make even more shocking remarks.
So he casually said, "Xili has already signed the surrender agreement, but a spy disguised his identity and sneaked into Shengjing City. What does the emperor think of this?"
When Wen Yu heard this, she was stunned for a moment. Then she pointed at her nose and widened her eyes in disbelief: "Me? Emperor brother, are you asking me? Did I hear you right? Are you asking me?"
emperor:……
"But since you asked, my dear brother, let me tell you." Wen Yu crossed her arms and thought for a while.
Seeing her serious look, the emperor was a little interested and wanted to hear what Wen Yu had to say. Maybe he could really analyze it for the first time.
At this time, Wen Yu spoke, and she said with great certainty: "I, the princess, have thought carefully about what they did. There must be a conspiracy, a big conspiracy, and they want to do bad things, big bad things."
emperor:……
He was overthinking and placing such high hopes on the Queen. From another perspective, wasn't he torturing the Queen's brain?
After all, the last time I studied law, I immediately fell ill and was bedridden for so many days...
Thinking of this, the emperor was helpless and amused with a touch of doting: "What the emperor said is very reasonable, she is worthy of being the emperor."
Then he said with a smile: "Sister Huang, please go back to your home and take good care of the wound on your neck... No, I am not worried about the wound on Sister Huang's neck. I will ask the imperial doctor to come over and have a look and re-bandage it."
Wen Yu:......
She subconsciously touched the neck that was mummified by Liu Chun.
"...I don't need it anymore, Emperor brother, it's already healed."
The emperor frowned, thinking that Wen Yu didn't want him to worry, "How could such a serious injury happen so quickly? I'm afraid it's very serious, but the emperor and I are still trying to shirk it? Come here, send the imperial doctor!"
Wen Yu stood up and was about to leave the hall. As she was retreating, she said, "It's really healed. There's no need to call the imperial doctor. I'll retreat first. This retreat will last a lifetime."
The emperor disagreed and said: "Sister, please don't retreat until the imperial doctor comes."
Wen Yu:......
Seeing that the emperor's attitude was very serious, Wen Yu couldn't help but choked up speechlessly, "The spring is flowing, the spring is flowing, look at the good things you have done."
She quickly walked up to the emperor, grabbed his hand, and then looked at him very sincerely: "Emperor brother, please look at me carefully."
emperor:?
He glanced at the grabbed hand, a little confused.
Wen Yu raised her hand, took off the bandage on her neck, and then took it off in circles.
But he didn't expect that the emperor would hold him down as soon as he found the bandage head.
He said: "Sister Huang, I know you are anxious, but don't be anxious. Wait until the imperial doctor comes to remove it."
Wen Yu:......
"Emperor brother, you have become evil." Wen Yu put the bandage head into the emperor's hand and turned it around a few times. All the bandages fell off, and then exposed the smooth and slender neck. Vampires would have to take a bite before they could rest in peace.
She turned her head and showed her neck 360 degrees, "Is it healed?"
The emperor grabbed the bandage:...
He glanced down, then threw it on the ground as if nothing had happened, and asked, "Since it's healed, why does the emperor still have so many bandages on it?"
Wen Yu had no choice but to say, "That girl Liuchun, she must not leave any scars. She has to be wrapped with gold wound medicine a few times."
At this time, the imperial doctor suddenly ran in.
"The humble minister pays homage to your Majesty, the eldest princess."
The imperial doctor was breathing heavily and was very flustered.
"I heard from the palace people that the eldest princess's neck was seriously injured. I will take the eldest princess's place now..."
As the imperial doctor was talking, he saw Wen Yu and looked confused.
Um? Didn't it mean that he was injured so badly that his neck was torn apart?
He hurriedly and slowly managed to get here, fearing that he would be late and the Holy One would be buried with him in anger.
In the end, isn’t this a good thing for the eldest princess? The neck is not separated either...
Wen Yu saw him and waved her hand: "Take a breath and go back after you have fully breathed. This princess is fine."
Then he looked at the emperor, as if looking at a disobedient child asking for sweets.
The tone was doting: "Brother Huang, why don't you believe what Sister Huang said? Do I still lie to you? It's true that I was injured, but it has healed!"
emperor:……
He was silent for a moment and said word by word: "Sister Huang, go back. I'm tired."
Wen Yu nodded, picked up the bandage and wrapped it around his neck casually, "Brother, don't tell me, I'm used to it being bandaged. It's weird if I don't get used to it after taking it off."
Then he patted the emperor on the back of his hand and walked away.
emperor:……
He was overthinking it and actually thought it was the imperial sister who was afraid of him worrying.
The imperial sister is still the same imperial sister.
He recognized his royal sister.
