Chapter 55 Belly button fart

Style: Girl Author: what did i do todayWords: 1968Update Time: 24/01/10 10:09:49
Although she has a brittle body, Wen Yu said that the resilience of her soul that was beaten by society is still there, and she will not compromise so easily.

She glanced at Lin Yuzhi and then at Liu Chun, full of fighting spirit.

"Liu Chun, I want to teach you something today, nothing is difficult in the world, as long as there are people who are willing!"

Liu Chun was puzzled: "Didn't you say last time that nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up?"

Lin Yuzhi:...

Wen Yu blinked: "Yes?"

"Yes, at that time Master Qing Jiang of Dali Temple asked you to get up every hour to read the law..."

Wen Yu coughed and waved her hand to interrupt her: "Then I will teach you something again today. Don't feel guilty for sleeping in, because even if I get up, I can't create much value, and it can reduce your workload. Isn’t it beautiful?”

Liu Chun was thoughtful when he heard this. Since the princess slept until midnight every day, the small kitchen no longer prepared breakfast.

The maids really don't need to tighten their heads to work in the morning, and they all have time to pick up and take care of things while they are on duty.

Liu Chun suddenly realized: "The maids have been a little sloppy in recent times, so it's for this reason. When I go back, give them a tight skin, one or two of them are indecent!"

Wen Yu:......

No, why don’t you take in the oil and salt? Did she mean it?

Lin Yuzhi saw the confused look on Wen Yu's face, slightly raised her lips, and suggested: "In that case, the princess will come alternately. When she is tired from riding, she will sit on the carriage for a while. When she feels uncomfortable, she will change to the horse. She will faint in the middle. I can also walk with the princess."

Wen Yu's eyes darkened when she heard this. What are the top ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty!

But this seems to be probably the best way.

Wen Yu gritted her teeth and climbed on the horse again: "It's time to come!"

Such a philosophical sentence has a wide range of uses, including but not limited to climbing halfway up the mountain, halfway bungee jumping, halfway parachuting, and eating bugs halfway. After all, it’s all here!

During the subsequent journey, Wen Yu frequently switched back and forth between riding a horse, riding a car, and walking, leaving the envoy stunned for a moment.

Lin Yuzhi was also tortured a lot, but he still stood by and worked hard without complaining. Wen Yu felt that she was an out-and-out capitalist.

At noon, her trip was delayed due to her physical discomfort, so she did not arrive at the inn in time as planned and had to camp in the wild for one night.

Wen Yu apologized slightly, then jumped off the horse and huddled into the carriage.

It was really hard for my heart, liver, spleen, lungs, buttocks, and soles of my feet.

Liuchun thoughtfully melted the snow into water, and set up a bonfire to boil the water so that Wen Yu could take a good soak in her feet.

Wen Yu felt the comfort coming from the soles of her feet, her eyes filled with tears, and she hugged Liu Chun: "Chunzi! How can I live without you!"

Liu Chun's cheeks had a rare blush, and her eyes were a little moist when she was hugged. She choked and said: "The princess has broken the slave. This is what a slave should do."

Wen Yu was stunned when she heard the crying voice, then let go of Liu Chun and looked at her seriously, with a look of surprise on her face: "Are you crying?"

"It's okay, I'm not crying." Liu Chun hurriedly wiped his eyes with his sleeves, "I'm going to boil some hot water for you."

Wen Yu smiled and said, "You're not crying? Your eyes are red."

Hearing this, Liu Chun covered his eyes and hurriedly got out of the car.

She came back after a while and said, "Princess, the Prime Minister said dinner is ready. Please go down and have a meal."

Then he wiped Wen Yu's feet dry and put on socks.

At this time, her face had returned to calmness, and there was no sign that she had shed tears just now, but her cheeks were still a little red.

When the two of them arrived at the place where they were eating, it was actually a group of people gathered around a bonfire. It was just that the others had a bonfire, and Wen Yu and Lin Yuzhi had a bonfire.

Those who knew it were because of her noble status, but those who didn't knew thought she was isolated.

Liu Chun picked up the bowl and started working around it. Wen Yu said that she would do it by herself and asked her to sit down and eat together.

"Lin Yuzhi, do you mind?"

Lin Yuzhi shook his head: "Of course not."

Wen Yu sipped the hot soup, tilted her head slightly, and found that Liu Chun's eyelashes were still a little wet under the firelight, and said helplessly: "Are you stupid? How can I live my life and be touched by you just by leaving you?"

Liu Chun nodded sheepishly.

"Then if I chase after the carriage, crying while chasing, crying until my nose is full of tears, falling down and getting up to continue chasing, shouting how can I live without you, will you be more moved?"

Lin Yuzhi on the side:...

Liu Chun was shocked: "How could I let you chase after the carriage?"

Wen Yu nodded: "Then how moved are you? Are you very moved, very moved, very moved, or particularly moved? Still not the most moved, only more moved?"

Liuchun:......

"Princess, please stop teasing Liu Chun."

Wen Yu pinched Liu Chun's chin, looked left and right, and counted with her fingers, "I judge your appearance, and you may be deceived into losing your pants in the future."

Liu Chun smiled and said: "I am the person around you, so I am not so easily deceived."

"Those who are close to vermillion are red and those who are close to ink are black. I am a straw bag, and you are not much smarter either."

Liuchun:......

She couldn't answer the question for a moment.

"You said you won't be cheated, so let me ask you a classic question."

"You asked."

"A man who can only make three guan of money a month but spends all three guan on you, or a man who can make three taels a month but only spends three guan on you, which one do you choose?"

Liu Chun was stunned for a moment, what does this mean?

But she still thought about it seriously and replied: "Back to princess, I think this slave will choose the one in front."

Hearing this answer, Wen Yu slapped her thigh and said, "Navel fart, what do you think?"

Even Lin Yuzhi, who had always been calm and composed, took another look at Liu Chun when he heard this.

Liu Chun felt aggrieved and said with some uncertainty: "Then... choose the latter one?"

"Choose a big-headed guy! Let me ask you, how much is your monthly salary as my personal maid?"

"Twenty taels."

"Does the Emperor's brother look familiar to you?"

"yes."

"So!" Wen Yu poked Liu Chun's forehead, "You are the eldest princess's personal maid, with a monthly salary of twenty taels. Even the supreme leader, the emperor, looks at you differently. You are still earning three guans a month and three taels a month. Among the two men, are you seriously considering which one to choose? Do you even need to think about it?"