"But Lu Jin's crime is not just for prostitution. Otherwise, I wouldn't have let Lu Ren kneel outside for so long."
The emperor didn't know what he was thinking of. He frowned and snorted coldly: "I didn't directly order Lu Jin's head to be chopped off, which is already a reward for Lu Ren's kindness. Asking him to kneel down is just a small punishment."
It seemed that Lu Jin was the name of Lu Ren's younger brother. Wen Yu asked, "Then what other crimes has he committed?"
The emperor was obviously a little angry when he said this, "Lu Jin was drunk with a prostitute, and he threw a glass of wine and insulted me in public. How brave he is!"
Wen Yu:......
"What did he scold you for?"
The emperor's expression froze slightly and he said, "It's not enough for outsiders."
When Wen Yu saw the emperor hiding him, she must have been unable to say anything.
She raised her eyebrows slightly, pretending to be angry: "What? So he not only cheated on you, but also scolded you? Damn it! How dare you scold you? I am your imperial sister, and I have never scolded you! How dare that brat Lu Jin scold you? You? I will go to the sky jail and beat him up now, then pull out his head and behead him..."
As he spoke, he slammed the table aggressively, and then walked away quickly, as if he wanted to kill Lu Jinxiang with his own hands.
When the emperor saw this, he grabbed her and said, "Sister Huang, you don't have to be like this. In fact, I have some doubts about this matter."
Wen Yu's chest heaved with anger: "Why doesn't it have to be like this? Not only do you want to be a prostitute, but you also dare to insult the pilgrim. Although I don't know what I'm scolding you for, and you don't want to say it, it doesn't matter! It's definitely not a good thing anyway!"
emperor:……
Wen Yu continued: "In my opinion, beheading is too easy. How about cutting the body into pieces? I'm going to the prison now. Don't stop me. I must go! Don't stop me! Don't stop me." I!"
emperor:……
"Sister Huang, your play is a bit fake."
Wen Yu:......
Wen Yu coughed lightly: "Just let me check. I already promised Lu Ren."
When the emperor heard this, he couldn't say anything: "Sister Huang, I am not telling you, you are the only one whose mind is full of men. What can you find out?"
Wen Yu:?
Wen Yu didn't like hearing this and retorted: "Everyone loves beauty. Emperor brother, you have a lot of beauties in your harem. As the emperor's sister, I am looking up to you. Brother, don't look down on me." Brother, we are evenly matched."
emperor:……
The two stared at each other, and the emperor found it a bit funny, so he compromised and said, "Sister Huang, you really worked hard for your new love, and you even said something like investigating the case."
"In this case, I will help the emperor's sister. I will give you seven days to find out the matter. I want to see what flowers you can find out." The emperor picked up the pen and ink, "My ugly words are ahead. If you can't find it out, don't come here to fool around."
When Wen Yu heard this, she immediately beamed with joy. She clenched her little fist and beat the emperor's back. She said with a smile: "I know you are the best, brother emperor. Didn't you say it yourself? You think this matter is suspicious. Check it out. I don't think so." What’s the loss?”
The emperor threw the written imperial edict into Wen Yu's arms and sighed: "Take it."
Wen Yu unfolded it and took a look. What beautiful traditional Chinese characters there were. The characters were written in random patterns, but it was a pity that they were so sloppy that she couldn't read them. She could only vaguely make out a few characters.
She had the confused feeling of looking at authentic works in a museum.
If she hadn't studied Chinese painting for several years, she probably wouldn't have been able to recognize these words.
Wen Yu couldn't help but ask: "If your imperial edict is written like this, can the person who declares it recognize it?"
The emperor was speechless and choked: "Sister Huang, only you can ask such a question."
Good guy, she is indeed illiterate.
"Sister Qing of Dali Temple can be called upon at any time." The emperor added, "I know that you are just for male sex. To investigate the matter, you can just send him."
Wen Yu coughed softly when she heard this: "What's wrong with men and women? It's vulgar, really vulgar, vulgarity is unbearable! Let me talk about that Dali Temple minister when I can be useful. Lu Ren and I can handle the case."
The emperor looked like he could see everything clearly, and he just wanted to use this incident to make the two of them have some fun.
His eyes were a little helpless, and he warned: "That Lu Ren has a bad temper and a strong backbone. The Prime Minister is a decent man, so he will save your face at least, so that the scene will not be too ugly. But that kid Lu Ren will not be brutally beaten when the time comes." I rejected you hard, but don’t come to me crying."
Wen Yu took the imperial edict and thought of Lu Ren's frightened expression outside the palace just now. She folded her arms and chuckled: "Emperor brother, it's not certain who will cry when the time comes. Lu Ren will cry when the time comes. , you have to stand by my side."
emperor:……
After the matter was settled, Wen Yu left the hall leisurely with the imperial edict.
From a distance, she caught sight of Lu Ren, who was still kneeling at the foot of the steps, his posture upright.
Wen Yu came closer, stepping on the crunching snow, and the toes of her shoes with pearls caught Lu Ren's eyes.
Just as he was about to raise his head, Wen Yu squatted down again, faced him face to face, waved the imperial edict in her hand, and smiled brightly: "I got it, don't forget the conditions you promised me."
The two were so close that Lu Ren was a little dazed by the smile. He lowered his eyes and said, "Thank you, Princess."
Wen Yu stood up with satisfaction and held the umbrella above his head, "Let's go, Lu Ren, investigate the case."
Lu Ren put his palms on the ground and stood up slowly.
"The emperor's brother said, let me investigate this case within seven days. Since it is your brother's case, you can follow me and help."
Lu Ren frowned slightly when he heard this: "What? Are you checking? It should be handed over to Dali Temple..."
Wen Yu put the umbrella into his hand, took two steps back, put her hands behind her back, and tilted her head to look at her: "Which one do you choose, whether I check or not?"
Lu Ren pursed his lips and finally said: "But it's up to the princess to send me."
When Wen Yu saw him looking like he was being forced to compromise, she knew that he was not convinced of her, but it was understandable that the original owner had such a bad reputation.
She didn't bother to talk nonsense and took Lu Ren away directly. Regardless of what he said about male and female precautions, she forced him into the carriage.
The last carriage made a scene like going up Liangshan.
"You are so stubborn. You can't do it unless you bring your brother out."
Seeing that he remained silent and looked like a chaste and fierce man, Wen Yu smiled and said, "Why are you acting like this? We obviously negotiated good terms, but it makes me feel like I'm taking you back to my house to show you your head by force. You touch it Your conscience says, I don’t seem to have touched you, right?”
Lu Ren:......
"That's not how the hands are used."
"……Oh, is it so?"
"Yes, the meaning of playing tricks is to play tricks and collude to cheat."
Wen Yu:......
Yes, yes, you understand, you understand the king.
Wen Yu didn't care that she was ugly because she couldn't get home. She stuffed a piece of pastry into her mouth to fill her stomach, and drank a cup of tea leisurely, feeling very comfortable.
The carriage moved forward smoothly and quietly.
Lu Ren suddenly asked: "Where will the eldest princess take Wei Chen?"
Wen Yu put down the tea cup, looked at Lu Ren with a leisurely look, and said with a smile: "You are really good at holding back. I thought you wouldn't ask."
Seeing that he stopped talking again, Wen Yu said: "Of course I'm going to Tianlao. I also want to meet your prostitute brother."
Lu Ren:......
"Lu Jin doesn't know how to pick up prostitutes."
"Knowing people, knowing faces, but not knowing hearts. If you are an older brother, you may not necessarily know your younger brother."
Lu Ren seemed to not allow anyone to say anything bad about his brother, and was a little annoyed: "Lu Jin has a pure character and will never be a prostitute!"
"Okay, okay, I'm just talking nonsense, right? I'm still angry." Wen Yu touched her nose, "If you don't have sex with prostitutes, then you don't have sex with prostitutes. Anyway, it's not just sex with prostitutes."
"What do you mean?" Lu Ren's expression changed, and he really had something hidden, "Eldest Princess, please make it clear!"
