"ah--"
A scream came from where Mrs. Zhang was lying.
"mother!"
Upon seeing this, Mei Dahu quickly stepped forward to help his wife up, and then a yellow particle popped out of Mrs. Zhang's mouth in full view of everyone.
It rolled twice on the ground with a grunt.
Ah, what big yellow teeth!
Mayberry stared at the tooth and sighed silently in her heart.
Then she looked up and saw Ms. Zhang being helped up with a ferocious face and tears in her eyes.
Mrs. Zhang: “Ah~~~~”
Everyone:...
Mei Sanma also came up to care about her mother, but she saw that Mrs. Zhang was sobbing and grinning with a front tooth missing.
It was just that Mei Sanma was still unable to open or pick up any of the pots, and exclaimed: "My dear mother, your teeth are gone!"
I have to say that her third uncle has some talent for comedy.
A honestly funny book.
"Get out of here! Ooooh, my teeth!"
Mrs. Zhang was trembling as she was supported by her eldest son. She stretched out her hand and didn't know whether she wanted to hit Mei Sanma first to vent her anger or to touch her own mouth first.
Zhang: Ah——! (Marmot roaring.jpg)
Old Mei, who was pretending to be asleep in the back room, heard the noise outside the house and became increasingly suspicious. He quickly sat up and walked out of the back room.
He was shocked when he saw Zhang's mouth full of blood: "Old woman, what's wrong with you?"
"Dad, Mom accidentally fell down just now and her tooth chipped."
Seeing that old man Mei looked like he was going to be frightened by his mother's appearance, Mei Dahu quickly explained, "Others are not much of a problem."
"call--"
After hearing this, Old Man Mei breathed a sigh of relief, and his face gradually darkened.
Before he could raise his troops to question him, old man Mei heard a voice coming from his ear: "Oh, it turns out I accidentally fell down. I was wondering why my mother suddenly wanted to kowtow to me!"
"ah!!"
After Wei Meili said the last word, she leaned back tactically, and the back of her head directly hit Jiang's forehead behind her.
Jiang was caught off guard and was knocked down, letting out a scream, and then Wei Meili suddenly bent down and stepped heavily on Jiang's foot, which was hugging her, and broke free from the restraints.
"Ah!"
Jiang's scream made everyone tremble again.
In just one minute, her mother got mad at old Mei and beat her sister-in-law so hard that Meiberry would scream 666 when she saw this.
Seeing this wave of flipping operations, Meiyou couldn't help but turned her face and asked Meibei in a low voice: "Has your mother practiced before?"
"Well... that's right."
Practicing square dancing is also a practice, and competing with other aunts for dance territory is also a practice.
"You, you guys!"
Old man Mei took a deep breath when he saw this situation!
He glared at Wei Meimei angrily and at the same time glanced at the eldest daughter-in-law who was hunched over and hugging her feet. Thinking about the words he heard in the room earlier, he scolded: "You, you are a house disturber! I W-I want my dick to divorce you!!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuah!"
Mrs. Zhang was also pointing at Wei Meimei with um, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ahh, or ah, ah, ah, ah, making it clear that she was also cursing.
"Grandpa, you look in good health. You're pretty good at scolding people~"
Just when the people in Lao Mei's family were whining and swearing, Mei You's voice in the corner floated to everyone's ears.
Like a basin of cold water, the hot scene instantly cooled down.
The beautiful old man Mei, who had been scolding Wei in a loud voice just now, and the embarrassed Zhang family suddenly stiffened their expressions.
"Dad...I heard from my sister-in-law that you are not feeling well. Now you..."
Mei Sanma's eyes kept falling on Old Man Mei's face. The worries just now gradually disappeared, and a touch of disappointment and doubt inevitably arose in his heart.
"Ahem, I've rested for a while, I feel a lot better..."
Old Man Mei also wanted to save face. He suddenly rushed out just now and was questioned again and again. Naturally, he couldn't save face, but fortunately he could still make up for it.
Who can say that he really wasn't feeling uncomfortable before?
"Dad, why didn't you tell your mother and sister-in-law because you were tired? Your sister-in-law came to tell us that you were dying, but it frightened us!"
"You fart! When did I say that daddy was dying?"
Mrs. Jiang was grinning in pain, but the second son next to her began to frame her, and she was so anxious that she shouted out before she even had time to take a breath.
"Then when I ask your father what's going on, you don't tell me, and you say it's useless to go to the doctor. Why is it useless to go to the doctor? Isn't he going to die soon?"
"No...I didn't..."
"Okay, sister-in-law, please stop talking. I understand. You are also afraid of taking responsibility, so you deny everything. I understand."
Jiang:? ? You know a der!
When Mei Bei saw her mother's various ideas, Jiang could not think about what she was talking about.
Then she heard her mother say: "But fortunately, our head of the family has already gone to see a doctor for my father-in-law. The doctor still has the final say on what happens, so we can feel at ease, right?"
Wei Meili suddenly mentioned the whereabouts of the person who was not on the scene, and everyone was startled.
"What the hell, Kang Shen Mo is leading you?"
As soon as the front tooth fell out, Mrs. Zhang's words were leaked. Listening to what she said, everyone couldn't help but guess what she wanted to ask.
"Although it has nothing to do with us that father-in-law is affected, after all, we still have to pay attention to our father's health, right?"
When Mei Bei heard what her mother said, the sinister uncle next door turned dark in an instant, and her mother even picked it out of her own house.
"Second son's family, what are you talking about? Why does it have nothing to do with your father's physical and mental injuries? Oh, if the family is separated, he is no longer his father's child? Although the head of my family is willing to go to the fields with my father, doesn't that mean there is insufficient manpower? You are a hands-off shopkeeper and you still have the nerve to say that?"
Before Jiang could get out of the trap that Wei Meili had just gotten into, she said that her father-in-law was about to die, but she heard that the other party was about to cover her head with a shit basin.
How can I hold back this?
As soon as she shouted, Mrs. Zhang also cheered beside her.
"That's right, it's all your fault, Shao Baxin!"
Wei Meimei was not the only one who was scolded by Zhang. She also scolded Mei Bei and Mei You who were standing in the corner.
"A broom star? It's rare for a broom star to show off his power after his family is divided!"
Mei Qianqian didn't say much before, mainly following Mei Qian's mother to "check for leaks and fill in the gaps."
Now that she was being pointed at the nose again, Mei You didn't give any face at all and said bluntly: "Why didn't I know I had this ability? Maybe the bad guy is in the old house!"
"Yes, instead of doubting that we are all separated, it is better to think about whether we are members of the family. For example, mother, oh, and sister-in-law. Why, you are not considered human beings and are not waiting for selection?"
As Wei Meili said this, she turned around and reached out to grab Jiang and pulled her directly to the front.
That strong one, if Mei Dahu hadn't been quick to help him with his quick eyes and hands, his wife would have been able to jump to the ground like his mother.
Throwing Mr. Jiang into Mei Dahu's arms, Wei Meili couldn't stop talking: "It's a joke to say there are not enough manpower! Are your eldest brother-in-law and brother-in-law not human? Or... it's not okay?"
As Wei Meili said this, she glanced at Mei Dahu with her disgusting eyes.
Although nothing was said during the whole process, the last smacking sound still amused Mei Pei and made Mei Dahu feel bad.
"Isn't it? Isn't it? There are so many fields in the house, so you really have to rely on dad to work alone? Oh my god, it's really true. Dad, if you think the fields at home are too busy, tell me earlier!"
Mei You took the opportunity to add: "Yes, if you can't deal with it, you might as well give our two families a few more acres to help grandpa share the burden when we separate."
"I'm here! I'm bored and dreaming!" Madam Zhang was so angry that she jumped in front of Wei Meili and said, "The fields are all given to Ni Meng, what can we eat in the nest?!"
Mei Bei wanted to reply with a certain emoji from a certain king, but then she saw her mother's face change instantly, and she was so angry: "Mom! Are you talking human language?"
"Mom, you have such a big family and you only expect my father to eat and drink? Ah! Oh my god! Do you really think that your father-in-law is a cow or a horse? He eats grass and milks him! Oh my god~"
As she spoke, her mother also made the classic exaggerated expression of a certain cross talk actor covering her mouth and rolling her eyes around.
Meiyou: "Pfft~"
This time, the heroine, who usually has a higher point of laughter, really couldn't help it!
As expected, her second uncle and second aunt were not members of the same family.
Thinking about it, Mei You even looked forward to what Mei Berry next to her would look like in the future...
