"Mei Erniu! You unfilial son! You actually helped the third child's family to separate the family?! Do you think your mother and your father are dead?"
"If you and dad are really dead, it will be even more logical for me to separate our families!"
"Mei Erniu, what you said is to curse me and your father to die early, right? You and Mei Sanma are going to break up just because of such a loser?!"
"Mom, what you are saying is that there is only one girl in the third family's family, and there is only one girl in my family. What do you mean by a loser? My wife risked her life to give birth to her. Who would be willing to treat me so badly, mother?"
The sound of a man and a woman arguing in Mayberry's ears was far and near.
She tried her best to open her eyes, and what she saw was the cobwebs mixed with floating dust on the dilapidated beams. She forced herself to sit up and her eyes were still going dark.
Huh!
Mei Berry couldn't help complaining that this body was too weak.
"Berry, are you awake?"
A soft female voice came from the side. It took Meiberry a long time to turn her head and see clearly that the person who came was her mother. However, her mother's sudden change from a charter woman's afro to an ancient woman's bun still made her a little confused for a moment. Discomfort.
But no matter how uncomfortable she was, she couldn't care less at this moment. Looking at her mother's outstretched hand, she grabbed it with the last bit of strength in her body and said urgently, "I want to go out," before her mother could say anything else.
"Why are you in such a hurry? Honey, drink this brown sugar water first. I don't know if you are anemic or hypoglycemic. You fainted not long after you came here. When your dad hugged you just now, you were so light. It’s like it’s just bones...Berry, dear, your dad is taking care of you outside.”
Wei Meili ignored Mei Li's struggle and handed the chipped earthen porcelain bowl that she had washed in advance to Mei Li's mouth.
Seeing that she couldn't resist her mother, Mei Qian could only drink the brown sugar water in the bowl quickly.
"Mom, let's go out."
After drinking, Mayberry became more and more insistent on getting out quickly.
Listening to the increasingly noisy sounds outside the house, Mei Mei knew that the scene she wanted to see was about to happen. Upon seeing this, Wei Meili carefully helped the weak Mei Mei out of bed and walked out of the door.
As soon as they opened the door, they saw seven or eight people, men, women, old and young, standing in the small courtyard.
Among them, the old woman who was standing under the eaves of the main room with her waist pinched, her face red, and her voice shrill and shrill, was her grandmother, Mrs. Zhang.
Behind her breasts stood a slightly younger woman with a sharp mouth and a mean face. That person was none other than her eldest aunt, Mrs. Jiang.
At this time, Ms. Jiang was holding her breasts, looking like a fox pretending to be a tiger. When she heard the movement on Mei Bei's side, she also glanced here, and her sharp lips bumped up and down without knowing what she was mumbling in Mrs. Zhang's ear.
She didn't need to listen, just looked at the disgusting look the other party gave her, and Mei Berry knew that she couldn't say anything good to him.
Then Mayberry turned to look at a girl standing at the door of the yard.
The figure of the other party is about the same as mine, thin as paper, with a sallow face, but the astonishing brilliance bursting out of his eyes is extraordinary at first glance.
You can tell she's the heroine just by looking at her!
"Hey, what are you doing here? Aren't you here with me?"
Standing in front of the door of the room where Mei Pei came out, Mei Youqian, who had been quarreling with Mr. Zhang just now, turned around when he heard the noise, his face full of distress.
"Daddy."
In front of outsiders, Mei Berry called her dad very obediently, and then followed Mei's mother to stand half a step behind him.
Just like the heroine Mei You at this moment, her parents are standing behind their daughter, silently supporting her.
But Mei Bei couldn't help but shake her head in her heart when she saw the two uncles and his wife who had been scolded by Zhang before and were now huddled behind Mei You like quails.
This is exactly the reason why she specifically told her father to help the heroine separate her family before she fainted due to malnutrition when she traveled through time.
…
That's right, Mayberry and his family traveled through time.
He traveled to a time-travel farming novel that Meiberry had read before but had not seen the end of. It was also accidentally bound to a "famous scene check-in system".
In the original world, their family died in an accident while traveling. In order to survive, the family could only obediently complete the tasks issued by this system.
Among them, the main task is to witness the "children of destiny" in the world of this novel, that is, famous scenes where important characters do important things.
If you successfully check in, you can get relevant rewards, including life span.
Because according to the plot of the original work, after the heroine made a big break, all the disasters that the heroine's family suffered were passed on to their second wife.
Due to her young age and long-term malnutrition, the second daughter was driven into the mountains by Mrs. Zhang hungry one morning to hunt pigweed, and then she lost her footing and fell to death.
However, the place where he fell to death was very remote, and the body was never found. The second wife, Mrs. Wei, cried blindly because of her daughter's "disappearance".
Later, when Mei Erniu went to town to work part-time, Mrs. Zhang disliked the Wei family for blindly wasting food and secretly found someone to sell her.
As for Mei Erniu, later there was a flood here. Because he was injured on the way to escape, Mei Erniu was abandoned by the old Mei family in the wilderness.
To put it simply, according to the original plot, the "longest" member of their family of three only lived one more year.
This unfortunate family of cannon fodder!
When their family first came here, it happened that the original grandfather took advantage of Mei Sanma to go to work in the town and found a black man Yazi to partner up and secretly sell his daughter.
That is, the heroine who came through the soul.
The heroine is a boss who tore apart zombies in a certain apocalyptic era. She just came back from time travel and directly attacked the murderer Yazi. When Mei Sanma came back, she made a big fuss and planned to separate the family.
Therefore, the system hidden in Meiberry's mind issued the first task - [Please check in the host for the heroine's family separation scene 1, and you can get fifteen days of life and five kilograms of wheat flour. 】
"What if the punch-in fails?"
[If the host fails, with your current physical condition, you will only have half a month left to live. 】
When Mayberry heard the system's words, her face became very serious.
Also, with her malnourished body, even if she hadn't had the accident on the mountain, she might not be able to argue one day when she closed her eyes.
Therefore, this check-in matter is very important for Mayberry!
Who knows when the next check-in will be?
The system couldn't even guarantee her that every reward would directly increase lifespan.
…
"Mom, don't look at my wife. We are going to separate our families. The third child and I are going to separate our families today."
With his wife and children behind him, Mei Youqian continued the topic.
The temporarily quiet atmosphere in the yard was broken by Mei Youqian just now because of Mei Berry's appearance.
Mrs. Zhang was so angry that she pointed at him and cursed again: "You unfilial son! I can understand the separation of the third family, but what kind of family do you want to divide? Have your father and I ever treated you badly?"
"Aren't you treating me unfairly? Although my third brother and I are named one 'ox' and the other 'horse', I bet you really treat us as cows and horses! Everyone knows how you treat your elder brother and how you treat your third brother and me. !”
When talking about this, Mei Youqian became even more enthusiastic. Today he had to explain clearly the grievances of the original person and his family:
"It's hot and my eldest brother won't go down to the ground. Mother, please let me and my third brother go down. The scorching sun is shining so high that we don't even know how many layers of skin have fallen off our bodies."
"It's cold and my eldest brother doesn't go out. You asked my third brother to go out to the mountains to collect firewood. His hands, feet and face are all covered with frostbite."
"Also, your eldest grandson is a human being and cannot miss an egg every day. When it comes to your granddaughter, she can eat bran and swallow vegetables and sell them if she wants. So this time the third family will be divided, and our family will not be divided. I can't decide. Mom, if you are short of money, sell my daughter!"
"You fart! Mei Erniu!"
I don't know if Mei Youqian revealed her secret, but Mrs. Zhang was already blushing.
"Oh, by the way. As the saying goes, 'the eldest grandson, the youngest son, the lifeblood of the old lady'.
The eldest brother had the opportunity to learn his craft from a famous carpenter in the town;
The fourth child could memorize two poems when he was a child, but for so many years, the third child and I had to work very hard for him to study. The people who read it were still children in their twenties, and they couldn’t carry their hands or shoulders, so what? Do you plan to let me and the third child support him for the rest of his life? "
Mei Youqian didn't care whether the old lady Zhang would be angry to death, he was going to tell all the grievances the original body and Mei Sanma had suffered over the years.
From his perspective, looking at Mei Sanma who said "I want to separate the family" from beginning to end and then stopped talking, does he want to separate the family now?
Moreover, he has never read the novel and does not understand what it means that the heroine's halo is omnipotent. It is difficult to think about how to separate the family by relying on a little girl like Mei You.
Otherwise, why would his daughter help herself?
Shouldn't he help?
Mei Youqian, who is very self-informed, occupies the absolute main force in this family separation battle.
"Lao Si's husband said that Lao Si will definitely become a scholar in the next two years because of his accumulated experience. You still insist on dividing the family?"
At this time, old man Mei didn't just watch. He took a puff of dry cigarette and then said this slowly. His cloudy eyes looked at his son who was completely different from his usual reticent ones, with complex expressions in his eyes.
Of course Mei Youqian knew how good the scholar was in this world, but this could not shake Mei Youqian's mind.
"Split it."
The system’s mission still comes first.
Besides, even if there is no system, he still gets points just by watching the whole family act disgustingly.
When he spoke, he didn't notice the gloomy gaze of old man Mei, nor the surprised expression of the heroine who also looked over.
The second child, who had always been honest and silent in the eyes of everyone, had such a violent outburst!
Mei Youqian didn't care what others thought, he just kept saying: "Dad, look at how thin my wife and children are, and the third child's family will fall down if the wind blows. If this continues, our two families may not be able to wait." The scholar in Lao Si Middle School will starve to death."
"You! You are such an unfilial son. You keep talking about 'die' and 'die' all day long. You really want to make me and your father angry to death! If you dare to separate the family, I will go to the village right away. The chief will accuse you of being unfilial!"
Unable to wait for old man Mei to ask questions slowly and slowly, Mrs. Zhang looked at Mei Lao Er and became determined to separate the family. One of them couldn't hold back and cursed again.
"Ha! I'll stop talking today. If we don't split up our families honestly today, why should we sue the village chief? I'll take the daughter of the third family and go directly to the county magistrate to file a complaint!
What if the grandma sells her granddaughter? If this matter gets serious, the fourth child will no longer need to take the imperial examination. After all, there is an old lady with a criminal record, and he will fail in the exam! "
"belch!"
After being threatened and intimidated by Mei Youqian, Mrs. Zhang and Mr. Mei rolled their eyes and almost fainted, and the scene suddenly became chaotic again.
"Mother (grandma)!"
Before Mei Mei could say anything, Mei You, who had been watching Mei Youqian "killing everyone", finally stood up.
"Second uncle."
"Eh?"
"Since grandpa has fainted, we won't be able to separate our homes for a while. Let's go to the county to find the county magistrate first. It's still early in the day, so we should be able to leave."
"Wait a minute——"
Just as Mei You finished speaking, Mrs. Zhang, who had closed her eyes over there, suddenly opened her eyes and dragged out the "slowly" with a long breath in her throat.
The cadence and enunciation of the words are clear, and I am afraid that people will run out without hearing me.
Plumberry: Pfft~
It turns out it was all pretend.
