"Twelve jumps don't match the third sentence."
"Your knowledge reserve is still not enough!"
When I arrived at the door, the little elf princess called me again.
Hearing my criticism of her knowledge reserve, the little girl was obviously a little angry: "Then I will give you the questions and you will solve them. Is that okay?"
"I'm going to report to your father."
"My dad is on his lunch break. You have an hour and a half."
I definitely would not be fooled by the little girl, so I just walked away.
As soon as one foot left the kitchen, the little girl spoke softly: "You are afraid that you can't figure it out. Lose to me. Lose your share."
The other foot stepped out of the kitchen, leaving only half of his body around the corner: "Your father even lost to me, there is no way I can lose to you."
The little girl stood up immediately and shouted: "Fly!"
"Fly up to the nine heavens and sing a song, and the twenty-five-year-old man blows the pipe to chase you away."
"Shrikes fly in the east and swallows fly in the west. We meet at the time of Huang Gu and the Weaver Girl."
One jump to two, two to three, three to four, four to eleven!
The little elf princess looked down and was suddenly stunned.
"wet!"
"Is it wetness or is it the master's master?"
"Master's teacher!"
"Baitu! The master sighed heavily after hearing this. The war has been raging for many years and the nine regions have been in flames."
"Turn to black. In front of Huangshi Pagoda, the river is east, and the spring light is lazy and leaning on the breeze."...
"Turn the red picture. Jump three."
"Return to the pornographic picture. Jump eight!"
"Add five to this!"
The little elf princess opened her mouth and stared blankly at half of me, her moist eyes filled with confusion.
After only three seconds, the little elf princess screamed: "Isn't that the Five Elements Picture? It's the Bagua Picture!"
I paused for a moment, then heyed secretly.
"The female is the Nine Palaces, how can it be explained by the river diagram?"
I twitched the corners of my mouth fiercely, closed my eyes and shook my head.
The little girl has a very high level of understanding, but there are some...
Be smart!
I spoke softly: "Five characters can be surrounded, folded, and spread out; seven characters can jump, fold, and fly!"
"Xuanji is in my heart, Beidou will follow!"
Xiao Bingshan suddenly opened his small mouth, and his divine eyes bloomed with infinite light: "Wait a minute..."
This time, I stopped responding to her and left decisively.
The little elf princess' father, the roc, is indeed taking a nap.
Having someone interrupt my beautiful lunch break puts me in a bad mood.
However, it was no one else who disturbed his lunch break.
It's him!
At noon today, Dapeng had just had lunch with an extremely important guest and drank a lot.
The person who can let the roc bird accompany the wine must be a relative of Tathagata Buddha.
Or, it's the equivalent Luo Tianxian on the other side of heaven.
When he entered the room, Dapeng was still drinking yogurt and sobering tea.
Although the windows were still open, the room was filled with the aroma of fifteen-year-old Maotai wine, which made people drunk from the smell.
Um!
And the smell of red wine.
This bird is fighting for its life today.
The opponent was definitely Daluo Jinxian, who was one level higher than himself.
As usual, I lit a cigarette and sat down first, and waited until Dapeng had finished his tea and his eyes became clearer before talking to me.
"Went to see Uncle Gu?"
Uncle Gu understood everything. That is our own people.
"Didn't see it."
Dapeng shook off the ashes: "Why did Uncle Gu ask you to catch snakes that day?"
"can not say."
Wang Peng and I can be regarded as people who have lived together and died together, so there is no need to mince words.
The roc's red eyes stared at me, a little strange. ap..
"What rumors did Mr. Peng hear?"
Wang Junpeng blinked, chuckled twice, and drank the yogurt.
"I am Mr. Gu
Son or grandson? "
Wang Peng coughed and curled his lips, and continued to drink yogurt. After a few seconds, I looked a little embarrassed, and then I spoke softly: "Uncle Gu has no queen, you..."
I responded indifferently: "At the memorial service for Mr. Shi, Mr. Zhang asked me to register with him in the household register."
Wang Junpeng hissed, exclaimed out of nowhere, and then started drinking yogurt again.
After a while, Wang Junpeng spoke softly again: "Have you heard about the Feng family?"
"Which Maple family?"
"You don't know normal."
Wang Junpeng said loudly: "Their home is very low-key. It is similar to our home, of course. Except for one place, it is a little worse than our home. Everything else is okay."
I lowered the corner of my mouth and decisively picked up the tea cup.
The roc bird said that there was only one thing that was close, and that was all bragging.
If this place is worse than you, there must be other places that are better than you!
Do you really think that the Tathagata Buddha has only you as your nephew?
You are just a nephew!
Nephew, please understand!
Wang Junpeng's own low-key words alone are enough to prove that this Feng family is by no means simple.
At first, what the roc said was normal, but what he said next was completely off the mark!
All in all, I kept talking for a long time, but it didn’t get to the point.
While walking around in circles with me, Dapeng would also ask me from time to time: "Did any relatives visit you when you were in the youth class?"
"How did Uncle Gu meet you that day?"
"Has Mr. Xia ever told you about your parents?"
At the beginning, Dapeng maintained restraint and tried to use artistic language.
At the end of the day, I guess my brain changed so much that I stopped pretending.
"The calligraphy that Uncle Gu asked Zhou Chenglong to show you, I see there are many inscriptions and inscriptions. Who wrote them?"
"What did Mr. Zhang tell you?"
"Your former brother-in-law, what, Zhong Xiaojing, are you okay now? How are you going to arrange it?"
I don't understand these words at all.
I'm so familiar with the roc that I don't even bother to guess.
Since you, the Dapeng, are so direct, I will also give you direct...
As soon as the briefcase opened, the latest Bluetooth headset was pulled out, and he slowly adjusted it. He put on one first, and then prepared to put on the other one...
The roc stretched out its neck, and after confirming that it was a Bluetooth headset, it immediately knocked on the table. .
Seeing that I didn't respond, the roc bird immediately stood up and came over, grabbed the Bluetooth headset, glared at me fiercely, and let out a long wine burp, which filled the air with stench!
"Uncle Feng has taken a liking to you. He wants you to be his wife and son-in-law."
