If it weren't for the fact that this great master had no background and no intention of becoming famous, then his name would definitely be included in the competition for general counsel this time.
After seeing this dragon-patterned plate, the master commented: "This was made by Gu Baozhai in the late Qing Dynasty. It has been lost. The weight of the plate is only half a liang less than the one from Gubo."
"This thing can fool experts. If it gets out, it will kill many people. It can be smashed."
One result can be drawn from the words of this national treasure master.
That is this dragon pattern plate...
Long Laogou can’t tell!
That night, the Lin'an local government and the Yicheng Ten Treasures column team jointly issued an announcement.
Because Master Long Yao suffered a fracture due to a sudden car accident, the Lin'an treasure hunt has been postponed!
Jinling Station was disturbed by me.
At Gusu Station, the heavy rain made it impossible to stop.
Lin'an Station is completely out of business.
The treasure hunting in several of the most important ancient cities in Jiangnan has been postponed indefinitely, which only proves one point.
Longyao.
Scared of being beaten by me.
But I didn’t make up my mind to let him go!
Afraid?
I'm not going to scare him!
I want to beat Long Yao to death!
If you don't beat him to death, you won't understand the hatred in my heart.
The second thing for Long Yao is being made by working overtime.
During the rush to produce large quantities of goods, I was not idle either.
With a big wave of his hand, he first sent a pair of flower baskets to Long Yao.
Ah, weren't you in a car accident?
I will use the excuse of the car accident to express my condolences to you!
Accompanying the flower basket was a pair of crutches.
"I wish the pride of the country, Mr. Long Yaolong, a speedy recovery. I will turn around Taihu Lake and climb to the top of the Western Mountains to enjoy the beautiful scenery of the Western Mountains as the sun sets."
In view of the fact that the old dog was unable to use a crutch at first, I sent another wheelchair over. XiuShu.com
Purely manual!
Postscript: "From now on, the dragon falls and I spend the rest of my life in a wheelchair!"
Long Yao, who was wearing a fake plaster, collected these things and became so angry that he broke the glass with his crutches and threw them off the thirteenth floor. The wheelchair was broken into several pieces.
The next day, when the things I wanted were in place, I immediately put down what I was doing and took a luxury car to deliver them to Long Yao.
This time, I was stopped at the door by a guard carrying a gun and refused to let me in.
The reason why I was not allowed in was that the patient did not welcome me to visit!
Without saying a word, the dog tag was displayed, the accelerator was full, and he rushed into the general hospital amidst the salutes of several people on duty.
"Long Yao. I've brought you something good again."
"You have never used this thing in your life."
"You can play with it first and then use it, or you can play with it and use it at the same time!"
The moment the thing was revealed, the dozen or so people in the entire reception room were all stunned and dumbfounded.
Um.
The special high-end ward where Long Yao lived was the kind with a reception room.
As luck would have it, when I broke into the reception room, there were several familiar faces there.
The first familiar face is the new Tianjian Zhengyang Yutong, the second is Ning Cheng, and the third is Ma Zhongchao.
Wu Jiukan, Zhong Xiaoqi, who submitted his resignation, and Guo Haiqiang, who was on leave from me, were immediately shocked.
The second thing I gave to Long Yao is called a sitting post!
This is no ordinary pouf.
But it is an extraordinary sitting post.
It is shorter than the ordinary pouf, and has a square sealed porcelain basin on the pouf. XiuShu.com
The center of the porcelain basin is designed with a groove, and the groove is three centimeters wide.
In the middle of the trough is an oval funnel that is wide at the top and narrow at the bottom.
The funnel is connected to the square slot at the bottom and can be pushed and pulled.
Um!
This pouf is made of blue and white. The square porcelain basin below is decorated with lotus flowers. The oval funnel above is decorated with two lotus flowers.
When Long Yao saw this, he was so angry that the three corpse gods came out of his body, but he didn't dare to jump.
This thing has a very nice name.
Clean the vessel!
To put it bluntly, it’s called a chamber pot!
But this chamber pot is not for men, but for women.
Should you give a woman's chamber pot to a man, or should you give a woman's chamber pot to a master-level national treasure master like Long Yao...
The meaning is naturally self-evident.
That's right.
When I gave this woman a chamber pot to Long Yao, I was just mocking her for sitting around peeing!
No guts!
"Master Long Yaolong, I would like to remind you that this is a second-level national treasure that I spent a lot of money to get back from abroad."
"She is a national treasure, and you are also a national treasure. They are a perfect match."
"Don't mess it up, Master Long. It is everyone's responsibility to protect the national treasure."
Holding the funnel chamber pot, he swaggered into the back room, opened the high-end quilt, placed the funnel chamber pot in the middle of the dragon bed, then looked back at Long Yao's height, and adjusted the position of the funnel chamber pot.
Finally, he took out Master Quan's same red pen and drew a few circles on the white sheets.
"Okay! That's it!"
"Master Long has worked hard with his broken leg. Just lie down in the position I drew for you and take good care of yourself.".Ь.
"If you want convenience, use this."
"Remember to pull the funnel to the position I marked before using it."
He clapped his hands, turned around and strode away, leaving many people behind.
Also that afternoon, Long Yao smashed the funnel chamber pot.
Because he invited the national treasure master to see the chamber pot again.
This chamber pot is a fake!
The real thing is in Jinling Museum.
Speaking of chamber pots, we have to talk about the cleanliness of the palace.
During the Manchu and Qing dynasties, the rules of the Ming Dynasty were still continued. At a fixed time every day, eunuchs and maidens would collect the feces and urine of the emperor, queen, prince, princess, concubines, and ministers, put them on a dung truck, and transport them outside the palace for dumping.
Business opportunities can be found and money can be made in any industry.
The same goes for the business of shitting and pissing.
The eunuchs and maids responsible for transporting feces and urine are the most despicable ants, but ants also have their own ways of making money.
Feces and urine are their money-making tools.
To advanced people, feces and urine are the most disgusting things, but in the eyes of ordinary people, these are the precious things of the heavenly family.
Therefore, selling Tianjia's excrement has become a hugely profitable business.
The excrement of ministers is of little value.
The same goes for concubines.
The concubine's can be sold for money.
The prince and princess are on another level.
The Queen's is expensive.
At least it costs ten taels of silver to start.
Emperor's……
Then you have to spend more money to grab it!
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