While talking, an old woman rushed in carrying a hoe. ..
When she saw the old man, the old woman was furious: "Okay. So you, an old guy, are actually hiding here?"
"No wonder I couldn't catch you."
I was confused and was about to speak, but the old woman pointed at the old man and screamed: "Old gangster! What a pervert! Where do you think you are going?"
I couldn't help but be shocked: "Old gangster! What a pervert?"
"Old man?!"
"I'm not a gangster, no. You misunderstood."
The old man waved his hands and explained loudly, but his expression was extremely embarrassing.
"You are the old gangster! You peeked at me going to the toilet!"
"Damn pervert!"
When these words came out, thunder rolled from the sky!
The old man looked embarrassed and shouted over and over again: "Honey, hooman, I went to catch snakes in the toilet. I didn't mean to..."
However, the old woman in her 60s didn't listen to the old man's explanation at all. She yelled at him fiercely and angrily: "Sprinkle pepper on the grave. You are a fool!"
"Damn pervert! Let's go!"
"Come to the office with me and tell me clearly!"
The old woman screamed loudly and rushed up to grab the old man's clothes without any explanation.
The old man looked embarrassed and anxious and was about to explain, but the old woman tore up the old man's vest and slapped him.
Seeing that the old woman was still going to be cruel, I shouted in a deep voice: "Watch out for the poisonous snakes!"
The old woman looked down and saw several cauliflower snakes under her feet. She was so frightened that she jumped three feet high, tap danced on the spot, and screamed.
The next second, a half-meter-long cauliflower snake naughtily got into the old woman's pants.
ah!
After a sharp and short scream, the old woman leaned forward and fell straight down.
Seeing that the back of the old woman's head was about to hit the sharp hoe, the old man looked stern: "Be careful!"
He stepped out and kicked the hoe away. He struggled but groaned, his face showed severe pain, and he sat back down. Just as the old man kicked the hoe away, I immediately stepped forward and hugged the old woman.
Snap!
The old woman fell down on me, knocked over the bamboo table, and pinned me down.
The old woman opened her eyes and tilted her head to look at me. She was about to struggle to get up, but when she saw the cauliflower snake emerging from her clothes, she immediately froze her eyes and fainted without even making a sound, turning into mud.
"fine!?"
"Are you talking about me or her?"
"she!"
He struggled to crawl out from under the old woman and put her down: "It should be fine. Are you really spying on someone going to the toilet?"
The old man changed his face in surprise: "No! Absolutely not!"
I shouted coldly with a bluffing face: "There is a legend in Bashu that if you peek at someone going to the toilet, you will get eye sores!"
The old man's face was stagnant, he was helpless and helpless, and he even felt guilty: "Well, you can help me cover up..."
I stared at the old guy coldly and said in a deep voice, "Really?"
The old man firmly denied it: "I definitely didn't look at it. I got eye sores after looking at it."
"Lying to your face!"
I couldn't help but said happily: "Get more rest. Your ankle is not swollen yet. When I wake up..."
The old man glanced at me and shouted sternly: "No rest. I have to prepare dinner. Many people will wait until I start dinner, otherwise they won't have anything to eat."
"I'm late to start the party, so I'll be punished."
"You must remain innocent in this world!"
At this point, the old man coughed and said, "I'll leave this to you! Hold your position! Be careful to treat the prisoners well!"
He straightened his calves and stood up with difficulty, holding his hoe to leave.
Suddenly, the old man looked up at me, holding a broken kettle in his hand, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. He smiled and shouted cheerfully: "Let's discuss it. How about we exchange kettles?"
"No change!"
The old man immediately said with a sullen face: "What? You still think that my kettle is not enough?"
big? "
"I have no comradeship with you! We can't change it!"
The old man chuckled and looked directly at me, with a weird chuckle again: "My kettle, as a clerk, is probably a bit too small for you."
Reluctantly, he put the broken kettle back in its place, stared at the broken kettle for three seconds, and choked with sobs, "I haven't seen this kettle in years."
"This life is worth it."
Not long after the old man left, the old woman who had arrested the old gangster and pervert slowly woke up, but she held on to me and asked me to tell me the whereabouts of the old man.
The result is of course bankruptcy and disaster avoidance!
The old woman looked down upon the one hundred yuan compensation, but her attitude changed a lot after two hundred yuan. When three hundred yuan was handed over, the old woman suddenly smiled and danced.
Five hundred yuan was given to the old lady. She was very happy and enthusiastically wanted to introduce me to my girlfriend.
Not long after the old woman left, the sound of hurried and heavy footsteps reached my ears.
In the blink of an eye, there was a group of people in the teahouse.
It was completely different from what I expected. This group of people were not here to catch the old guy, but a group of familiar faces.
The first ones to come in were Chen Pi and Ma Wenjin from the Academy of Sciences.
Then came the Tianjian Zheng Yao Enyu, the special boss, Tang Anjun from the headquarters, Xiong Guangzhi, the vice president in charge of scientific research of the Tianjia Army, the boss of the prefectural bureau, the two former bosses of the new geological survey, and Liao Zaiguo who was about to reach the top...
I was first noticed by Ma Wenjin sitting in the teahouse, but he just smiled politely at me and regarded it as hello.
Old Chen Pi was pushed in by his secretary in a wheelchair.
Seeing me unexpectedly, Old Chen Pi only hesitated for two seconds before pushing his wheelchair over: "You brat. Are you coming to the meeting too?"
Before I could speak, Tang Anjun shouted: "Of course I am qualified to come to the meeting."
Old Chen Pi looked at me and said softly: "Bingglai, you saved me. I owe you my life."
The accident on the Shambala Glacier. The reason why Old Chenpi survived was all because of my hard work. ..
When he dug out the old tangerine peel, he only had one-tenth of his health bar left.
