My teeth started to itch when I heard Yun Shiyi's snoring voice. Not wanting to talk nonsense to her at all, he raised a finger with his backhand.
If you talk nonsense, you will be deducted 10,000 yuan!
The next second, Yun Shiyi covered his mouth and tiptoed behind me, bending down.
I immediately became angry and kicked back without looking back.
Immediately, Yun Shiyi fell to the ground with an ouch. Then, Yun Shiyi cried out: "Your coat was on fire. I helped you put out the fire, but you hit me again..."
I hummed, looked back, and the corners of my mouth twitched fiercely.
The cotton coat I bought on the road burned to my buttocks.
With a straight face, I took off my cotton coat and poured water on the fire to put out the fire. Looking at Yun Shiyi who was squatting on the ground, hugging him alone and crying, I took out two chocolates with my backhand and threw them over to coax the puppy: "No more ten thousand dollars."
"I won't eat your food! I don't repay your kindness!"
"The dog bit Lu Dongbin, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, you are the puppy..."
Shouting, Yun Shiyi grabbed the chocolate and was about to throw it away.
I shouted coldly: "Ten thousand will be deducted if you don't eat."
Immediately, Yun Shiyi stuffed the chocolate into his mouth without peeling it off. Looking at me full of hatred and resentment, he kept chewing chocolate.
"Look after your home. I, Lu Dongbin, will come as soon as I go."
After hearing this, Yun Shiyi immediately ran into a rage, raised his hands from the air and grabbed me frantically.
I cast a sideways glance at Tang Ling in the corner, and threw two pieces of chocolate in front of Tang Ling: "Your father-in-law can't die. Stay calm and wait for dawn."
"How do you know he can't die?"
"If he dies, Guduan will become the most polluted city in the world!"
"At least a week!"
Immediately, Yun Shiyi jumped up and scolded me fiercely: "Bronze Lion, you dare to curse Master as a source of pollution, you are dead. I will sue Master and spank you!"
I yelled "ten thousand bucks" coldly, threw my coat on Yun Shishi's head, and blended into the night.
"Second sister-in-law, you heard it too. This rebellious Bronze Lion is lawless. Let's go see Master at dawn and ask Master to expel him from the Xia family."
"you shut up."
"The teacher is talking about firecrackers!"
"What firecrackers?"
"What are you talking about firecrackers? Idiot!"
Three or four in the morning is the coldest time, especially the first ten minutes after leaving the warm fire and entering the wilderness. The biting cold wind almost triggers hypothermia.
Soon, my body began to move and my speed gradually increased.
Half an hour later, my state was adjusted to its strongest level. I could get to one place in three minutes and reach the next place in eighteen minutes.
At 5:30 in the morning, layers of gray appeared in the gray east. With Phoenix Mouth as the center, there was movement within a radius of ten kilometers.
At six o'clock, the first group of teams passed by with great fanfare under my nose, heading towards the foot of Fenghuangzui Mountain.
At 6:20, the second wave of teams passed me and headed for the southern mausoleum of Queen Mother Bo.
The third wave, the fourth wave...
The time had just reached seven o'clock, and the core area of Phoenix Mouth came alive.
The morning wind blows, pulling up the colorful flags all over the sky, and the whistle is loud, breaking through the morning fog.
The sky is getting brighter and the sun is shining through. On the long and large plain, you can only see people like ant colonies and worker bees, distributed in different areas, either running hard or working intensively.
Amid the roar of the wind, I could vaguely hear the workers from the last century shouting and shouting with strength.
After a while, the shouting became louder.
"Work together to find Emperor Wen. Unite as one and strive for first place!"
"Salute to Mr. Long Yao Long!"
"Victory belongs to us!"
"Learn from Mr. Chen Hongpin and Chen!"
"The mausoleum will never be returned until it is destroyed!"
"Let's follow the example of Mr. Shang Yu!"
"Solve the eternal mystery and create glory in China!"
"Friendship comes first, competition comes second. Serang Seal Society pays tribute to all the general counsels.
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"The eternal riddle, let me decipher it!"
"Xia Ding wishes all colleagues and friends good results."
The loudspeakers in each block are louder than the other, and the slogans are more exciting than the last. There is harmony, enthusiasm, and indescribable hypocrisy.
At this time, the sound of pop pop pop pop came from far to near.
A dilapidated walking tractor carrying cargo as high as a hill jolted slowly and slowly as it approached.
I don’t know where the walking tractor was scrapped from. It was swaying like a drunken man on the bumpy dirt road.
The huge roar of the walking tractor silenced all the whistles in seconds.
Billowing black smoke spewed out of the tractor's chimney, and in an instant it dispersed in the east, flooding the entire place.
Choking coughs came one after another, and the walking tractor got stuck in a small pit.
Even if the accelerator is pushed to the maximum, the walking tractor cannot get up.
The heavy throttle brought up thick black smoke, and the entire archaeological site was shrouded in black smoke, turning it into a black prison.
Unable to bear it, people in the areas most affected by pollution rushed out of the black smoke and shouted at the tractor driver.
The tractor driver ignored the other party at all and got out of the car and opened the truck.
What caught everyone's eyes was a series of n-hand diesel generators.
There was a whirring sound, and next to the diesel generator, two 1.5-meter-tall loudspeakers exploded.
Sizzling——
The ear-piercing roar of the speakers tore through the sky, and everyone immediately covered their ears with unbearable pain on their faces.
In the next second, a strange roar suddenly came from the loudspeaker. Read the book
"Fifteen days of hard work to defeat Purple Mountain!
"Fifteen days of hard work to defeat this mean old man!"
"Punch Tianyi's tangerine peel, kick it and it will become stronger!"
"Today Jie Yuanhong gets out, and tomorrow Long Laogou goes home!"
Although the sound of the diesel generator exceeds 60 decibels and the sound of the tractor exceeds 80 decibels, in front of the two big speakers, it is completely like a younger brother.
The moment the well-spoken slogan suddenly came out, all the archaeologists around were stunned, and then became furious.
However, as a tractor driver, I calmly turned the speakers to the maximum, slowly turned around, and dominated the audience.
In an instant, everyone gasped and screamed as if they had seen a ghost.
