"Really? I don't know! No wonder so many cars are avoiding me along the way!"
My blood pressure suddenly rose, my head felt dizzy, and I yelled at Yun Shiyi: "Get off the bus, I'm going to get off the elevated highway immediately!"
With my voice mutated, I jumped out of the highway fence and was so angry that my temples almost exploded.
Blacklist!
Blacklist! ! !
Two crazy people in the Xia family!
What the hell!
It's really unlucky for me to meet them!
One was driving in the wrong direction and couldn't recognize the gas tank, and the other actually ran to rob the road!
If you tell me this, who the hell will believe it?
Two crazy women, one is hopelessly stupid and the other is insane!
commit a sin!
What a sin! What a sin!
Blacklist!
As long as I find Ba Ling, I will block Yun Shiyi and Tang Ling!
Don’t even think about entering a courtyard house in this life!
Jumped off the eight-meter-high elevated road and rushed towards the Yellow River.
The Yang Hua in Yun Shiyi's mouth means walking south, going up the line is the main road, and jumping on the road means crossing the river.
Needless to say, Tang Ling, this crazy guy, was robbing the road by the river!
I ran to the river in one breath, but before I could catch my breath, I immediately ran along the river again.
Within ten minutes, I found Tang Ling.
Tang Ling was indeed robbing Tao.
And they also robbed sand mining boats in the Yellow River.
The sand mining boatman was forced by Tang Ling to kneel on the deck to pump oil.
His accomplice next to him knelt straight with his head in his hands, his crotch already soaked.
I had already put on a mask and sunglasses and jumped on the boat. I immediately threw out a wad of money, said sorry, grabbed Tang Ling and turned around to leave.
"child……"
I had long expected that Tang Ling would call my name, so I quickly reached out and covered Tang Ling's mouth.
Without waiting for Tang Ling to call out again, he held Tang Ling's slender waist with his right hand and swung it on his shoulder, quickly jumped off the sand mining boat and ran away.
"let me go!"
"Master Tong. I tell you to let me go!"
Tang Ling's sharp voice was filled with anxious trembling, and his whole body was shaking like an electric shock, like a frightened bird: "Did you hear that?"...
"Let me go!"
I slapped Tang Ling on the buttocks three times with my backhand: "Shut up, I'm crazy!"
"That's fucking diesel!"
"You're stealing diesel for a purpose!"
"Your car is burning gasoline! Gasoline! Gasoline!"
Tang Ling shouted: "What's the difference? Can't they both run away?"
"Run away, uncle!"
"You only have Xia Yuzhou as a man in your life, so you used it well. Now you want to rob another man again? Have you ever considered your eldest husband's feelings?"
Tang Ling's struggle on his shoulder suddenly stopped and he let me hold him and run wildly.
Suddenly, Tang Ling's sharp scream sounded again: "You bastard! You are teasing me!"
"let me go."
"If you don't let go, I'll beat you!"
I snorted coldly, shook my right hand mercilessly, and put down Tang Ling.
Thousands of blue hairs are flying in the air, falling down my face like dust. The scent of orchid and musk fills the nostrils.
Tang Linggai stood there with her head covered in black hair, like a witch.
The green trench coat moved without any wind, and its whole body was shaking so violently that it looked like a frightened deer.
Suddenly, Tang Lingyu twisted her neck, her black hair exploded, and Chixia, whose face was on fire, gave me the most indignant look. In that look, all the shame, anger, and hatred were directed at me, and it seemed that they were all suppressed in her heart.
"Don't say you hugged me!"
"Otherwise, I'll kill you!"
At this moment, Yun Shiyi suddenly burst out from the bushes, his mouth wide open: "Second sister-in-law. Did the bronze lion spank you just now?"
"It seems like he hit you harder than he hit me. Does your butt hurt, second sister-in-law?"
All of a sudden, Tang Ling exploded and shouted: "Shut up! He didn't spank me! You saw it wrong!"
"I do not……"
Tang Ling screamed: "You just saw it wrong! Shut up! If you talk again, I will tear your mouth apart!"
Yun Shiyi immediately stopped talking and lowered his head, silently walked towards me and whispered: "Bronze Lion, what should I do now?"
I raised my hand and pointed at Yun Shiyi: "Shut up!"
"oh!"
"Bronze Lion, I just learned to read the fuel tank gauge. I just need a charging cable for my mobile phone..."
"Shut up!"
"I know, I know. Shut up, just shut up."
"That's right. Second sister-in-law. I found a problem. You went out for the third time this year, which is a record. You went out all three times for the bronze lion..."
"Shut up! I didn't do it for him. Not for him."
"I know, Second Sister-in-law."
"By the way, second sister-in-law, why didn't you grab the oil just now?"
"Yun Shiyi, if you speak again, I will tear your mouth apart."
"I understand, Second Sister-in-law. I won't say the last sentence."
"Second sister-in-law, I just heard Bronze Lion say that you robbed diesel fuel. Let me tell you, second sister-in-law, your Mercedes-Benz does not have diesel fuel, so it needs to be burned..."
"Shut up!"
"Second sister-in-law, are you cold?"
"Second sister-in-law, are you thirsty?"
"Second sister-in-law, are you afraid that it's so dark?"
"There seems to be a tomb in front of me, and I seem to see a will-o'-the-wisp. Are you afraid of ghosts?"
It is now one o'clock in the morning, a full seven hours have passed since we left Yandu.
Walking on the lonely county road, I couldn't see a passing car.
It was pitch black all around, without any light.
I walked for half an hour in the dark to the national highway. When I arrived in town, I knocked hard on the only car dealership in town that offered repairs and sales.
Without any unnecessary nonsense, I spent a bunch of money to buy a Dayang 125, filled up the fuel tank, took two tow bottles, one large and one small, and hit the road quickly.
To be honest, if Xia Binghai hadn't been injured, even if Yun Shiyi and Tang Ling knelt down to beg me, I wouldn't have gone to Bailuyuan!
Yun Shiyi, who is just a road-crazy idiot, already gives me a headache. Add in the crazy and insane Tang Ling...
I don’t know how Xia Binghai came here all these years?
Especially Xia Yuzhou, how could he tolerate his psychotic wife?
Braving the north wind all night, I rode continuously until dawn. When I arrived at the next town market, the two fools behind me had frozen into ice.
