"Mr. Tong, it's your choice."
With these words, I lit the cigarette and gently shook the ashes.
At this moment, although I can't see it, I can imagine the expressions of Wu Jiukan and the others.
Either he is sneering, or he is waiting to see my jokes, waiting for me to make a fool of myself, waiting for me to fail miserably.
After just two puffs of cigarette, I spoke again: "Madam, can you provide information about your parents?"
The other party immediately responded: "My parents died young, and I don't know their birth dates."
"As for the names of their two elders, it is not convenient to reveal them."
Another sap hit me squarely in the head, making my eyes spin like stars.
This woman...
It is simply n without women!
And it was this naughty woman who really stumped me.
I can get rid of the only remaining Nilong in Yandu, kill the evil village dragon, and figure out the kneeling statue of Qin Yi with my eyes closed...
Today, I was hacked to death by an extremely small baby question!
What a shame!
However, I am not discouraged, nor am I discouraged in any way.
There is another most direct, simple and effective way to calculate whether a woman has a child.
Start the hexagram!
It only takes six tosses of three coins and I can figure it out.
But as long as I throw a coin, I will definitely be seen by Wu Jiukan and his gang touching the front and back of the coin.
As a result, my blindness will be exposed.
The three-money hexagram must not be used!
If it doesn’t work, then find other methods!
I turned my brain speed to its maximum and recalled all the books I had read in my life.
For thousands of years, the fortune books left by our ancestors are as numerous as stars, and there is always a book or page where the corresponding solution can be found.
In an instant, I found the book!
There is such a book that records the most special physiognomy!
This kind of physiognomy is called sound physiognomy!
Sound!
As the name suggests, fortune telling is done by listening to sounds!
This kind of fortune-telling is equivalent to the most advanced skill among doctors, the hanging silk pulse diagnosis!
this!
It's Zeng Guofan's Bingjian.
"The upper phase examines the voice, the middle phase examines the color, and the lower phase examines the bones."
"Human voice is like the air of heaven and earth, light and clear rising up, heavy and turbid falling down. It starts from the Dantian in the throat, turns the tongue, distinguishes the teeth, and comes out of the lips. It actually matches the five tones. It is a family of its own, and there is no need to tune them one by one. I miss each other when I hear the sound. , this person is here, I would rather see the hero in person."
There are also male and female voices.
The woman's voice is clear, gentle, gentle and melodious, which is a superior and noble sound.
To distinguish sounds, we must first distinguish joy, anger, sorrow and joy.
If a woman is considered a baby, she naturally has joy mixed with bitterness, and bitterness mixed with sadness.
This is also the sign of great nobility.
enough!
Sound is enough!
If you have a voice, you can go to Qimen Dunjia!
The father is Goddess and the mother is Kun, and the sound comes from heaven and earth!
Start!
In fact, just based on what the woman said about her mask and sunglasses, I could start the game with Qi Men Dun Jia.
But I can’t determine the color of the woman’s mask and sunglasses.
Most masks are blue, and most sunglasses are black.
But there is always a chance.
If I make a mistake in judgment, the game I start will also be ruined. ap.
Time passed by, and I remained silent.
"Mr. Tong, do you have anything else to ask?"
Finally, Long Yao's disciples couldn't hold back and spoke.
The speaker was Yu Xiujie.
"This little problem shouldn't trouble Mr. Tong, right?"
"Don't disturb Mr. Tong, he is still arranging the dishes."
"Really? Why has Mr. Tong been waiting for so long?"
"If not, just go to the computer. Mr. Tong.
This is faster. "
"It's okay to let Mr. Tong calculate more. The longer he calculates, the more capable Mr. Tong is."
"After all, Mr. Tong is the one who wants to count Qimen Dunjia into the Qimen of Time."
"Mr. Tong, why don't you ask this lady any other questions. This will make the calculation faster."
"No, can I give you some more tips?"
The three of them, Yu Xiujie, Guo Haixia, Wu Jiukan, and I chatted briskly, and their words were full of sarcasm and sarcasm towards me.
"Huh? There seems to be something wrong with Mr. Tong..."
"Last time I asked Mr. Tong to calculate the kneeling statue of Qin Shi. It seems that Mr. Tong didn't calculate it for so long?"
"Mr. Tong, are you asleep?"
"Um?"
"Mr. Tong, your eyes seem..."
"Mr. Tong, please smoke!"
As he was talking, Guo Haiqiang suddenly took a step forward and reached me, raising his hand to grab my sunglasses.
At this moment, I raised my right hand, and the cigarette butt hit Guo Haiqiang's palm accurately.
Hiss!
Guo Haiqiang hissed and instinctively withdrew his hand.
Suddenly, I reached out with my left hand and pressed Guo Haiqiang's left wrist. I pressed my thumb on Guo Haiqiang's pulse gate and pinched it hard.
Guo Haiqiang couldn't bear the pain and groaned.
Then, I took off my sunglasses, raised my eyes and pointed directly at Guo Haiqiang, and shouted in a deep voice: "Seeking death!"
For an instant, Guo Haiqiang's breathing was no longer heard from the other side.
Without even thinking about it, Guo Haiqiang was frightened by my violent eye sword.
The next second, I grabbed the myopia glasses next to me and put them on indifferently!
Soaring.
I pressed down on the recliner and stood up. My head was like a rusty turret, slowly rotating mechanically, and my eyes shot over one by one.
Even if I am blind, I will scare them to death with my blind eyes!
Sure enough, I did it!
From the sound of breathing in the air, I knew that everyone in Wu Jiukan was quite frightened by my ferocious eyes.
I retracted my left hand, gently raised the cigarette case I snatched from Guo Haiqiang's hand, and threw it at Guo Haiqiang expressionlessly: "Long Yao won't pay you a salary? Can you smoke even a dog?"
Guo Haiqiang snorted coldly but did not dare to respond.
"Wu Jiukan. Is your Long family so poor that you can't open the pot? Are you still using tiger date lotion to treat your injuries? Can't you even afford a piece of tilapia skin?"
"And you, Yu Xiujie. Did you dig the Tang Tomb in Guanzhong? Did you come out before the glutinous rice mud was washed under your feet? Aren't you afraid that the female corpse will come to play with you at night?"
After a few words came out, the breathing of several people quickly became heavier.
