As a result, he sent Yu Xiaoshi to come close to me and find out if I had a secret penetrating mirror.
dog***!
Use one hand to play the gift, and the other hand to play the backstab!
Duplicitous old pig and dog!
It seems that he must know something?
Or perhaps, the pig predicted that his time had come and he would not live to celebrate the New Year, so he also wanted to make a last-ditch struggle.
This mascot also wants to play chess?
hehe!
A pig that has been raised for eight years also wants to be a chess player? !
Tired of living!
When I got up on Saturday, Yu Xiaoshi had already been gone for fifteen minutes.
He selected two night watchmen who perfectly matched the evil spirits of today's lunar calendar, and then called on the catering team. Fat Dun packed his bags and set out with his army, climbed over the wall and went out, heading straight for Yandu Line 3.
That's right!
The four of us climbed over the wall to go out.
After climbing over the wall, we landed in the courtyard of the Imperial College Office.
Today, an important distinguished guest is coming to the Imperial College, and a group of top officials from the Imperial College are guarding the courtyard.
Witnessing us climbing over the wall, the supervisor of the Imperial College just stared at me blankly, surprised and puzzled but did not dare to ask.
If you call out to the prison supervisor, he will instinctively respond early.
Before I had taken two steps, I stepped back and spoke softly to the supervisor: "Do you know why I want to climb over the wall?"
The honest supervisor shook his head.
"I was asked to open up the Fangzhou Museum. I thought, you have a lot of open space, so I came here to take a look."
"Your courtyard looks just right to me."
All of a sudden, everyone in the Imperial Academy went crazy.
They swaggered out of the Imperial Academy. According to my instructions, one night watchman rode a bicycle to the west, another night watchman rode a car to the south, and I took Pangdun from the cooking team there on foot. Read the book
Today, the ominous god of the lunar calendar clashes with me, and the direction is north.
You can't go north, but Line 3 is in the north.
Along the way, we walked through tunnels, overpasses, and alleys, avoiding the evil spirits and evil places, and successfully arrived at the Line 3 site with seven twists and turns.
When I was taken underground by Huang Shihui to meet Te Laoyi, Te Laoyi was also shocked by my dress.
"Is it raining outside?"
"No! The big sun!"
"Are you going out wearing this?"
"otherwise?"
I responded indifferently and took off my bright red raincoat and blood-red rain boots.
Suddenly, Te Laoyi was stunned again: "No, what do you mean by wearing a cassock?"
I touched my bald head and responded loudly: "Temporarily become a monk!"
Poof!
Huang Shihui laughed out loud with joy. Deng Zhuonan, the team leader of the special institute who once accompanied me on the armillary sphere mission, laughed and shook his head.
But the next second, when I opened my cassock and threw the thing to Deng Zhuonan, he stopped laughing.
"What's this?"
"Buddha's relics!"
All of a sudden, Deng Zhuonan was hit hard by high-voltage electricity, which almost caused the gold and silver coffins containing the Buddha's relics to fall to the ground.
"You even brought out the Buddha's relics?"
I glanced at Te Laoyi coldly: "Otherwise I will become a monk temporarily?"
Te Laoyi's face was dull, his brain was foggy, his mouth was open but he could not speak.
"Children's Team. Suolongjing is a local product of our country. Wouldn't it be acclimated to your request for Buddha to support the battle?"
"It's possible! Tell me your suggestions, Huahuahuai."
"Guaguaiguai" is Huang Shihui's code. If you pronounce it quickly, you will be obedient.
Even in the dark underground, a bright and swaying cloud appeared on Huang Shihui's face.
"I heard Mr. Peng say that people who lock dragon wells are afraid of Taoist priests, because it was Taoist priests who put the dragon chain in the first place!"
"That makes sense!"
"Yao Guangxiao was either a demon monk or a demon Taoist back then!"
I responded softly, be kind enough
Liu tore off his cassock and took off his monk's robe!
In an instant, everyone was stunned again.
"You really are wearing Taoist robes!"
"Of course. Buddha is just my appearance, Taoist is my true self."
Te Laoyi's eyes widened, and Deng Zhuonan's eyelids twitched fiercely.
Huang Shihui covered her mouth, chuckled and bent over.
"***. Purple robe!"
In the dusk, Deng Zhuonan hissed: "No way. Boy team. Are you actually wearing a fairy cave robe?"
Huang Shihuiteng's lower body was stunned on the spot, full of horror, and her brain was running out of energy: "Tong Duan, you, can't you be the Great Master of Foundation Establishment, right?"
"What foundation building? I am Nascent Soul!"
Deng Zhuonan's voice trembled and he stammered, "Tong Duan, are you really the Nascent Soul?"
"Do you believe it?"
Deng Zhuonan nodded vigorously: "I believe it!"
"***!"
I swore coldly, untied my robe and returned to the original position, and started doing warm-up exercises on the spot, completely ignoring everyone in the special institute.
At this moment, Te Lao Yi heard a deep sigh from beside him: "Qi Men Dun Jia!"
Huang Shihui, Deng Zhuonan and others didn't know why. I just smiled at Mr. Te and said loudly: "You know the stuff!"
After I finished my warm-up exercise, I started taking inventory of my equipment.
Every geological team member will have his or her own equipment.
The same is true for earth masters.
I am an exception.
In the past, I needed to use a compass and various Feng Shui tools and instruments to identify directions and bad luck on the earth, but when I was seventeen, I gave up all auxiliary tools.
Because that year, I discovered Jiang Zhong’s practice place.
Only now, I can't help but fuck someone.
Naturally, the older and more familiar the equipment used by the earth masters is, the better. The ones I use are the waste products left by the predecessors of the earth mirror dragon-slaying masters.
All kinds of strange and weird things were taken out, which was incredible to everyone in the special institute.
If they didn't know my details, a group of people would have made a fuss.
These guys, it's not an exaggeration to call them rags.
Iron chains, copper rods, iron swords, copper nails, iron nails, all kinds of objects were so rusty that no trace of their true colors could be seen.
There were also several stone eggs and stone mills, which also shocked everyone's jaws.
The special institute originally studied special functions. After repeated studies, it finally targeted aliens.
The technical term is the study of extraterrestrial civilizations.
