"I just found this Phoenix Tail Zun, but there is only one missing piece."
The vendor looked calm and said softly: "Is your ancestor female?"
"Yeah."
"My Phoenix Tail Master is a top-notch one. It's no match for yours."
Huang Guanyang suddenly chuckled, his smile did not diminish, and he rambled in an attempt to cover up.
Yun Xiaosha was unhappy and shouted: "Whether it's a good match or not, that's my business. At worst, I'll cut this one off. They can make a good pair."
Huang Guanyang's hands behind his back pinched his veins fiercely, his eyes filled with despair.
If it were another stall owner or any front-end owner of Panjiayuan, as soon as he heard this sentence, he would immediately hold the things in his hands and decisively close the stall and leave or close down.
I sneered coldly in my heart and immediately chose to turn around. .
Needless to say, it was a blast!
Some water!
Just by looking at the vendor's alertness and the items on display, you can tell that he is a seasoned veteran.
Don’t expect to see this Phoenix Tail Master again in the world.
Yun Xiaosi, this stupid pig is even stupider than stupid!
Shame on Xia Binghai!
However, what surprised me was that the vendor didn’t react at all after listening to Yun Xiaosi’s words. Instead, he buried his head and opened the suitcase, took out the phone and answered the call.
The moment the suitcase was opened, my eyelids twitched, my pupils tightened, and I couldn't help but shudder.
It’s over!
Want bad things!
Taking advantage of the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity when the vendor answered the phone, Huang Guanyang struck decisively, shouting and talking to the vendor to disrupt his train of thought. Give Yun Xiao a dumbfounded warning again. He squatted down and raised his hand to hold Fengweizun in his hand.
This series of remedial measures can score 90%.
However, what Huang Guanyang didn't know was that he had already fallen into a trap.
When the vendor answered the phone and pretended not to hear Huang Guanyang's follow-up, he was just digging a hole!
When the vendor put down the phone, he placed a stack of picture albums on the colorful striped cloth and took the initiative to hand over the ponytail: "The floor is dirty, don't get it wet."
This move is called throwing yourself into your arms!
Huang Guanyang didn't notice it at all. Instead, he regarded the vendor's embrace as a shortcut to success and jumped into the trap willingly.
Anyone who has done business knows that the biggest fear is not the price, but the other party's failure to accept the offer.
Once the conversation opens, half the story is done.
Next, Huang Guanyang played very well, making excuses while making excuses, and then making gestures. We discussed the price in a very pleasant atmosphere.
Seeing that a business deal was about to be concluded, Yun Xiaosha came out again and grabbed the picture album and started flipping through it.
Then, Yun Xiaosha unleashed a shocking move: "Ouch, Bada!"
"It seems real!"
When these words came out, the surrounding Tibetan vendors stopped and looked back.
The fairies and monsters who hang out in Panjiayuan every day with nothing to do are also attracted!
Huang Guanyang's eyes darkened and he was so angry that he almost fell to the ground.
Fortunately, the Tibetan friends and vendors just looked at it casually and stopped paying attention, allowing Yun Xiaosha to escape the murder again.
"Huang Guanyang..."
"Brother, do you think this is Bada's?"
Huang Guanyang's hands trembled and he almost dropped the Phoenix Tail Zun.
"What are the eight and nine majors? Why do you have so many things in one day?"
Yun Xiaosha actually called Huang Guanyang by his real name in front of everyone. There was no one like him.
What's even more bizarre is that Huang Guanyang is still immersed in the routine of picking up leaks and can't help himself, with no intention of leaving.
He scolded Yun Xiaosha fiercely: "How can this be Bada's painting? The real Bada's painting costs tens of millions."
Yun Xiaosha glared at Huang Guanyang bitterly, turned to the side while holding back his anger, and cursed softly in dissatisfaction.
"Little sister, do you also know Bada?"
"Of course I know. What you said is really funny. I even have Badashan
No one knows, then I..."
"I have memorized Bada Shanren's poems and read Bada Shanren's poems..."
After Yun Xiaosha's machine gun words were spoken, Huang Guanyang almost fainted from anger. But he had no choice but to quickly smooth things over and try to reverse the situation and turn the tide.
At this point, Huang Guanyang was completely hopeless!
The vendor just smiled at Huang Guanyang, and turned all his attention to Yun Xiaosha, talking to Yun Xiaosha with a smile.
"Bada, you have to look at his signature. Xiaozhi is the best example. Bada's signature is very artistic."
"There are also Bada and Ivy Madman who are both cynical people. When looking at their paintings, just look at the intention."
The vendor smiled silently and nodded frequently, then suddenly said: "Then do you think my painting of the Eight Great Masters is real or fake?"
Yun Xiaosha, who was talking endlessly, was at a loss for words. After a while, he said, "I can't be sure. Master said that when you look at a painting, just look at the intention, and the rest..."
The vendor became interested and asked in a gentle voice: "Miss, do you still have a master? Who is your master? I think your master must be a great expert. Otherwise he wouldn't be able to teach such a talented woman like you."
Throwing out this tall hat, paired with the vendor's deep face, quiet eyes, and warm words, Yun Xiaosha suddenly beamed with joy and blurted out without hesitation: "My master's name is..."
Huang Guanyang next to him was so frightened that he desperately resorted to self-mutilation. He sat down on the ground, screamed in pain, and forced himself to interrupt Yun Xiaosha's follow-up.
I'm sure that if Yun Xiaosha hadn't been Huang Guanyang's little sister-in-law, Huang Guanyang would have strangled her to death.
Not to mention Huang Guanyang wants to strangle Yun Xiaosi to death, even I want to do that!
The two prostitutes were picked up so much that they were exposed, and their old foundation was revealed. Even Xia Binghai was almost defrauded!
What a damn dog!
Fortunately, Xia Binghai is still a veteran of the Republic of China. If he teaches a disciple, he will be an idiot!
When it comes to picking up missing pieces, it has actually been completely exposed.
