Even Wang Peng was not qualified to intervene.
Fangzhou's inner treasury is special in opening this procedure.
Because the petitioner is a specialist appointed by the Wujia Joint Office.
As for why the Fifth League Joint Office was involved, it goes back to eight years ago.
It is extremely rare for an invitee to be late.
But the less the invitees come, the happier I feel.
The longer it takes, the better it is for me!
I can't beat you bunch of corrupt old ***!
With a snap of his fingers, Ye Buyi immediately brought a chair. As soon as he sat down and put a cigarette in his mouth, Ye Buyi's lighter was brought to him.
Apart from me, the only people who are qualified to sit in such a big scene are Zhuang Chihua, Han Baofeng, Fei Ying, Mr. Xie, Bao Guoxing and the Three Musketeers of the Hanlin Academy.
Everyone else was punished by me.
Including Xia Wuzhu!
Including old mean!
Pu Ziheng of Nanzhu Station did not believe in the evil, so he picked up a stool and offered a treasure to the good old man Lu Linxi.
When Pu Ziheng arrived in front of me, I kicked him over and tripped him up.
He stood up and deliberately stepped on the numbness in Pu Ziheng's thigh. He grabbed a stool and threw it heavily in front of me. He put his feet on the stool and leaned back.
Pu Ziheng was furious and jumped up to fight with me.
"Whoever dares to sit on my chair and stool in Fangzhou will swallow the key."
"Everyone go back to your house to find your mother."
"See you in three months."
After saying these words, Pu Ziheng's complexion changed suddenly, his eyes were cracked, he gritted his teeth and retreated abruptly.
The others were so angry at my crazy and arrogant words that they gnashed their teeth and sneered, but no one dared to jump out and confront me.
"Rabbit tail!"
"Grasshopper after autumn!"
"Let him be crazy. He won't be crazy for a few more days."
"How many days? That's a compliment to him."
"As soon as today is over, he will leave tomorrow, or at most the day after tomorrow."
"So what if someone is covering you? You don't have to go anywhere."
"That's right. Don't forget that this poodle is still in the period of serving a crime. In the future, he either wanders in Hoh Xil and continues to play balloons, or he swims on the white reef sandbank and continues to be the owner of the island..."
"I still don't believe that the people who protected him can still punish him."
"If you really dare to cancel his punishment, I will be the first to go to the Wujia Joint Office to file a complaint."
"Yes! Complain!"
In the blink of an eye, less than half an hour has passed.
The much-anticipated invitee was still missing.
The *** who came early to enjoy the feast could not bear to stand for too long.
As for me, I was leaning on the chair and reading the newspaper leisurely.
There was steaming foam on the stool on the left, and cigarettes on the stool on the right.
At this time, many tea geeks have already drunk the tea they brought with them, but they just don’t dare to come over and add water.
Watching me and a few big guys drinking tea helplessly, but my own tea cup has reached the bottom, the feeling is as uncomfortable as it can be.
As for those old smokers, it's even harder.
As soon as the good old man Lu Linxi took out a cigarette and lit it, I immediately slapped the sign prohibiting fireworks on him.
To capture the thief, capture the king first.
Get rid of Lu Linxi, an old man sitting on the fence, and the others will immediately convert to the law.
I then asked Ye Buyi to pick up the snakeskin bags and pack them away one by one, confiscating all the lighters.
Anyone who dares to hide a lighter will be banned from entering the hospital.
Are you kidding? This is a courtyard house with a civil structure, and it is also an immovable cultural relic.
Fireworks are strictly prohibited, that's gay!
No matter you are Old Despicable or Tu Bensen, no matter you are Xia Wuzhu or Xiao Longzi, hand over your lighter without any discussion.
This move wiped everyone out.
Soon, the snakeskin bag was at my feet.
So, in front of everyone, I lit up a cigarette and smoked it.
With the boom, the scene immediately started to boil!
"President Tong, you took away our lighters, but you lit them yourself. What do you mean?"
Swish next.
I raised my finger and ordered Ye Buyi to record: "The child teacher violated the ban on smoking. He will be fined 500 and put into the small treasury."
After saying that, I took out five hundred yuan from my briefcase, poured it into my right hand and threw it back into the briefcase.
Everyone was dumbfounded when this wave of tricks came out.
"You're so cruel to that damn poodle. I'm going to buy a lighter."
"Before the invitees of the Fifth Class Joint Office are in place, whoever dares to leave the Second Hospital will be suspected of collaborating with the enemy."
When these words come out again, everyone goes crazy.
The bottoming out of the tea made everyone's throats go dry, but this was still bearable.
But if they don't smoke, it will kill them.
When they think that today's inventory will continue until tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, everyone's mentality explodes into popcorn.
At this moment, I spoke loudly: "Just now I violated the ban and fined myself 500 yuan. Now I declare that anyone who wants to smoke must pay a 500 fine. This sword holder will make an exception and set up a smoking area in the corridor."
When these words came out, countless people exploded on the spot, and I felt like killing me.
Suddenly, a heavy cold snort came out.
I saw a fool jump out and throw 500 yuan and hit me hard. He grabbed a lighter and lit the cigarette. He took out half of the cigarette in one breath and blew out angry smoke of revenge at me.
His naive behavior aroused the contempt of countless people, and also attracted countless people's eagerness to act.
I waved my hand to Ye Buyi to collect the money, then lit up a second cigarette and said in a sweet voice, "I'll smoke another one and I'll be fined another five hundred."
Suddenly, the lungs of those who were ready to pay the fine were filled with anger!
The fine of 500 for smoking a cigarette is acceptable, after all, smoking addiction will kill you.
However, smoking two is equivalent to a thousand. This is not smoking, but smoking your life.
"The Iron Masked King. Do you care about this matter?"
"This is Fangzhou's own rule, I can't control it."
"Report to Mr. Chen, I am reporting the child teacher's left hand to his right hand with real name. Please make your decision. Check Fangzhou's small treasury."
