In an instant, the whole place was silent.
After a while, the whole experimental greenhouse started to erupt with loud curses.
A big-headed alien with mud all over his body and his face covered in mud held a solid golden bamboo stick as thick as his thumb and slapped the butt of a senior brother who dared to kill his master.
The senior brother who was so awesome in front of me was lying in the soft mud of Beiman Mountain, biting the wooden tenon in his mouth, carrying the aliens violently, and letting out the most miserable howl from his mouth and nose.
The group of junior brothers and sisters next to them squatted on the spot, holding their ears with their hands and closing their eyes tightly, as if Xiao Haitong had been punished.
After spanking the elder brother more than ten times in a row, the alien, still angry, turned around with a thick golden bamboo stick and walked past each other. Each student was rewarded with a piece of bamboo stick for fried meat.
Finally, the alien came to me, picked up a golden bamboo stick and threw it on my butt without saying anything.
I blocked with my backhand wooden box.
"Huh? How dare you fight back!!!"
The alien was furious, picked up the golden bamboo stick and wanted to beat him again!
"Teacher Tenma, I am not your student."
The alien blinked, came closer to me, and wiped the mud from his beer bottle-thick glasses: "Nonsense. I remember you've been here for half a year."
I was stunned: "I just came today."
"Really? That's still my student. Just follow the instructions."
With that said, the alien raised the golden bamboo stick again.
I was speechless and said coldly: "I just saved you. And your students were used as spies."
The alien blinked, wiped his face and eyes with a towel, moved half a foot closer, and looked me up and down: "You saved me? How did you know where I was buried alive?"
"Simple. The wooden planks you use are used to support the roof. Water will seep out from the walls of the pit. The color of the water in the collapse is different from that of the water in the pit."
The alien hissed and immediately tilted his head: "That's right. Use wooden boards as supports..."
"That's not right. If you don't get on the board, what can you use as a support?"
"Drill holes in the wooden planks, let the seepage water flow down the holes, and then dig drainage channels in the channels to let the water drain away. Wouldn't this solve the problem of water seepage?"
Snapped!
The alien slapped his thigh hard and laughed wildly: "I'm a qualified tomb robber. This is a method that that bumpkin, Boss Xia, would never have thought of."
"It's stable. It's done. It's broken this time."
"Tomorrow, no, today, I will go to Beiman Mountain to open up the quicksand. I will beat them hard for touching Captain Jin's face."
Seeing the alien laughing wildly, I couldn't help but say, "Beimang Mountain is now a key monitoring area. You pull the cart up on the plank. Isn't it true that there is no three hundred taels of silver here? I haven't waited for you to see the tomb." Got pressed."
The alien's smile paused and he was unconvinced and said, "Can't I just chop down trees and make planks on the spot?"
"Then you have to prepare a generator first. Then prepare sound insulation cotton. Otherwise, when the engine sounds at night, it can be heard ten miles away. You still have to be caught."
The alien was a little confused. He clenched his fists and shouted unyieldingly, "I'll chop down trees during the day."
"Not only are there forest patrols during the day, but there are also mountain guards."
The alien became anxious: "Then I won't bring a generator, I'll chop with an axe."
"You can chop with an axe, but you have to turn the tree into a plank."
The alien said triumphantly: "I saw with my hand, hey, you can't catch me this time."
Of course I knew that the big-headed alien standing in front of me was a Hanlin bachelor, maybe a bachelor of Wenhua Palace or Wenyuan Pavilion.
But I still decided to slap him in the face.
"A twenty-meter passage requires at least twenty-four planks of wood, and at least six large trees with a height of more than six meters need to be cut down. It also requires at least seventy-two support logs. Where do these come from?"
"How long are you going to stay in Beimang Mountain? Can you guarantee that no one will notice you cutting down trees? As time goes by, you will still be caught."
The alien glared at me and growled in a low voice: "You are making a point, aren't you? I will slowly chop down the tree, slowly saw, and slowly find the support wood."
"I brought enough food and drink
Yes, I will bring two hundred steamed buns and steamed buns, plus two hundred packs of instant noodles. I will fight a protracted war. You can't catch me this time. "
I have some doubts about the IQ of the alien Hanlin bachelor in front of me. It must have been short-circuited by the traitor just now.
"There are no such big trees on Beimang Mountain."
In an instant, the alien stood frozen on the spot.
"The places with such big trees are either in scenic spots or in villages. If you cut down a tree, you will still be arrested."
The alien looked at me blankly and said angrily: "Why do you like gangsters so much? I am a tomb robber. Am I still afraid of being caught for cutting down trees?"
I said quietly: "You are a tomb robber. What you drive is the highest level of dirt in China. You cannot be caught. If you are caught, you will start indefinitely and there will be no ceiling."
As I said that, I pointed my pistol at the alien and raised it slightly.
The alien trembled involuntarily, and his whole body was deflated and the eggplant was beaten by frost. It looked like he was caught by the Wenbo Anti-Smuggling Team while committing a tomb robbing crime.
It’s funny, funny and a little pathetic.
I pursed my lips and said softly: "How about... let's skip the problem of wooden planks and go straight to tunnel digging and attack the sky from the bottom.
The alien who had already fallen into the trap instinctively nodded and said yes.
But I said with a straight face: "Drilling the drainage holes by hand will weaken the stress on the wooden boards. Can they bear the weight of the entire main tomb?"
In an instant, the alien's smile condensed, and he looked at me with horror on his face, his mouth bulged, and his eyes flashed.
"The entire tomb tunnel collapsed, and your son and younger brother were buried inside. You are the leader of the tomb robbers. Do you want to save him or run away?"
When these words came out, the alien's eyes fell out, and he said nonchalantly: "I, I, I..."
Suddenly the alien went berserk, pointed at me and shouted: "There is no such thing as a coincidence, right? It's not such an unlucky thing. Your setting is too unscientific, unscientific and unscientific. According to probability, This is something that can’t happen.”
I bluntly criticized the alien: "Then let's go back to the problem of wooden planks."
In an instant, the alien was dumbfounded again. He pointed at his chest and stabbed it twice: "I will either be caught or be exiled, right?"
I nodded silently: "Also. My son and younger brother are both dead. Your sect is extinct."
