Since I entered Fangzhou, in this family building, I have never seen lights on in other dormitories!
My strong curiosity made me stop in the corridor on the third floor and slowly approach 301.
However, the next second, a voice came from behind me: "Uncle Tong. What a liar!"
My body was shaken and I turned around quickly, screaming in a trembling voice: "Hao Xing. Why are you here?"
"This is my home."
"301!"
The person standing in front of me was Hao Xing, a talkative little demon who is an expert at soliciting customers from the Institute of Hydrology.
"I waited for you at the airport for two hours and didn't see you."
"Did you forget about me? I made me take the bus back by myself. And I met the bus monster, who tricked me into seeing goldfish."
"They also lied to me and said they would take me to travel to western Guangdong. I suspected they were human traffickers."
My heart suddenly tightened, and I said in a deep voice, filled with endless guilt, "Where is he?"
"I told you to run away."
Little Hao Xing pushed me away and entered the dormitory nonchalantly: "They said I talked too much. I couldn't sell it at a high price. Let me go."
Looking at little Hao Xing's innocent and childish face, I felt even more guilty.
"Uncle Tong. Do I talk a lot? I only chatted with them for ten stops from the airport to here, and they couldn't stand it anymore and got off the bus."
"A grown man of several decades actually vomited after getting out of the car. Really, I have never seen such a person."
"Uncle Tong. Do I talk a lot?"
I frowned and shook my head: "Have you eaten?"
"I haven't eaten yet. I'll do it when you come back. You just left me the money for the air ticket. I'm going to evade the fare by taking the bus. It's so cold in Yandu, it's really cold."
"Uncle Tong, why did you call me back to Yandu? I'm not going to study. I know how to hit people. I hit people in school, don't blame me..."
"Also, Uncle Tong. I saw the bird's nest today. Can you take me there?"
I took little Hao Xing to the dormitory on the fifth floor, picked up the good ones and took them out.
After a while, I couldn’t stand little Hao Xing’s chatterbox!
This little girl has a mature mind and a smart brain, but...
It’s scary to talk too much!
From the time she met me until 1:30 in the morning, except for five or six minutes of eating and resting, her mouth never stopped for the rest of the time.
And this little girl is very energetic.
Several times I deliberately ignored her and let her scream. But she walked right up to me and kept calling me Uncle Tong. Until she asked me to agree, she started chatting with me and bragging about the Dragon Gate Formation!
"Uncle Tong. Why did you call me to Yandu?"
"Uncle Tong. I miss Ma Zhao a little. Do you miss my Ma Zhao? Ma Zhao said you are a good person."
"Uncle Tong. I want to go out and build a snowman. You go with me. I'm scared to be alone."
"Uncle Tong...why did you wear Ma Zhao's dress that day? Ma Zhao said you really look like a beauty in women's clothes. You look so stunning from behind."
"Uncle Tong, who was that fierce man that day? He was so handsome. What did you talk to him about when you went in? When he came out, his face was so red. Was it you who kissed him? No, was he bitten? "
"Uncle Tong..."
I had a headache, so I dealt with it casually and took little Hao Xing downstairs to sleep.
But little Hao Xing was determined not to do it.
"Uncle Tong, let me tell you. It is impossible for me to sleep alone. You must accompany me."
"Also, there has been a death here and it is haunted. It is in our house, and the person who died was the wild man my mother was looking for..."
"Do you want to hear how that wild man died? I saw it with my own eyes..."
My temples were beating hard and my head was feeling dizzy, so I took little Hao Xing back to the dormitory on the fifth floor and let her sleep in the inner room while I slept on the sofa in the living room outside.
Even after going to bed, little Hao Xing's nagging didn't stop. It wasn't until she fell asleep that the whole world finally became peaceful.
This night, I stayed up all night.
At around four o'clock in the morning, I
I was awakened by little Hao Xing's murmuring, and hearing her squeaky laughter made me completely lose my temper.
This little girl can't even sleep well!
I regretted calling her back to Yandu.
We've only been together for less than half a day, and I don't know how much torture I'll get from her in the future.
As it turns out, my concerns were correct.
Before seven o'clock, little Hao Xing got up on time like a robot.
Then, the first thing he did was to go to the living room and shout to me: "Uncle Tong, get up, don't sleep, the sun is shining on your butt!"
Seeing that I ignored her, little Hao Xing's stubborn temper immediately rose, and he shouted loudly in my ear. Only after he asked me to agree did he go to the kitchen to brush his teeth and wash his face.
Then, a new round of torture begins!
"Uncle Tong. I'm going to cook. What do you want to eat? Egg noodles, milk bread..."
"Uncle Tong. You might as well eat the milk first, I think it's going to expire."
"Uncle Tong, it's better not to eat milk. I want to eat these noodles..."
"Uncle Tong, your noodles are so high-end. They only cost fifteen yuan a bag, which is only half a catty. It's so luxurious..."
"Uncle Tong, you go to sleep first, I'll make some noodles for you..."
"Uncle Tong, I can't use your gas stove, please teach me..."
"Ah ah ah, Uncle Tong, Uncle Tong, I'm poisoned by gas. I can't breathe and I'm going to die. Help, help..."
I had not slept well and was forced to get up. I endured my temper and taught little Hao Xing patiently, got dressed and took her out in the dark.
The Corrosion Plan is officially launched!
Entering the twelfth lunar month, the dawn time in Yandu has also been postponed to eight o'clock. I took little Hao Xing to several breakfast restaurants and finally found a place that satisfied the chatty star.
Um!
KFC is open all night!
Today's weekend, and the next day's Sunday, I will take Chatterbox Star around to travel here and there, and no matter what she wants to do, play, eat or eat, I will be satisfied with everything.
After two days of extravagant and lustful fun, the little chatterbox turned into a happy little queen here.
Although Yandu is cold, compared to the boring career of soliciting customers, this place is paradise!
Taking advantage of the time, I tentatively asked the chatty boy if he wanted to go back to the island to become a pimp. The answer was naturally to play more.
The sugar-coated bullets and fine food successfully corroded the little chatterbox and dragged him into the abyss.
A slap in the face plan that is more important than the Sun God Needle Plan has taken the most critical step towards a decisive victory!
On Sunday afternoon, the ever-conquering little chatterbox also experienced the biggest setback in his life!
