The sound of heavy footsteps followed by Brother Gui.
I slowly went downstairs and met your brother on the second floor!
Now that your brother has been fitted with prosthetic limbs, he is still in the adaptation period and has trouble moving.
"Tongshuo. Come and see."
After taking the object handed over by your brother, I couldn't help but hum.
This is a bracelet for stringing Shibazi!
The material is small leaf rosewood!
It seems that since the middle of last month, Panjiayuan’s wood products stall has added a new species!
Bracelets!
In less than half a month, bracelets became popular in Yandu. In various stalls of Panjiayuan, bracelets have also begun to be placed in stalls of various sizes.
Panjiayuan has always been a benchmark for flea markets throughout China and even this continent.
The emergence of bracelets also allowed me to see the infinite future!
Especially after those vendors in wolf's clothing classified bracelets as cultural toys, I expected that this kind of thing would become the main body of cultural toys in the future.
Spring River Plumbing Duck Prophet!
As a legal person of Panjiayuan's three gangster hegemony appraisal agencies, I spend an hour every day shopping around Panjiayuan, so I know these things very well!
Therefore, after seeing tourists and street vendors in Panjiayuan holding one or even dozens of bracelets, I immediately ordered the addition of a long-term and long-lasting new project of bracelet identification!
When I started this huge profit project, the neighboring State Inspection and Quarantine Bureau was still struggling to rest on their laurels with their jade and jewelry.
Since I am the first top appraisal institution in China to launch a bracelet appraisal project, I set the bracelet appraisal fee at 20 yuan per bracelet.
Just the base price!
Now is the time for bracelets to spark a prairie fire, and their prices are more than ten times higher than those of southern red, green pine and jadeite and field jade!
The shipping price is high, and the appraisal fee will naturally not be low!
Even though I set the appraisal price at a sky-high price of 20 yuan, the actual situation surprised me.
From the day the bracelet identification sign was put up, the entire Fangzhou threshold was trampled and trampled by players, collectors and countless stall owners.
Not only that, I also asked your brother to formulate procedures and related standards for bracelet identification.
This is also the first time Fangzhou has set a record!
The appraisal center is making money and bleeding. Naturally, the two leading officials from the Mainland China and the National Inspection Bureau couldn’t stand it, and they were even more unhappy.
The envious and jealous National Inspection Bureau and the pink-eyed Dida immediately jointly filed a letter to the Quality Supervision Headquarters to file a lawsuit against me!
First, sue me for unfair competition, secondly, sue me for monopoly, and thirdly, sue me for insufficient qualifications!
Finally, the two leaders unanimously requested the Quality Supervision Headquarters to severely punish me!
I don’t know about this matter. Your brother received the notice and Tu Laoliang will handle it after all! .
Afterwards, I heard what your brother said, and Tu Laoliang went to the fourth hospital, pulled a cart of documents and certificates, and drove my Rolls-Royce Phantom to the quality supervision headquarters.
At noon that day, Li Ge was the driver, Chen Zhang was the secretary, and Tu Laoliang drove directly from the east gate to the appraisal center in a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
And then, the National Inspection and Quarantine Bureau completely shut up!
Among the information Tu Laoliang gave to the Quality Supervision Headquarters, there were not only qualification certificates for identifying wood, but also qualification certificates for identifying Martian meteorites, and even qualification certificates for identifying all items on the market.
When I came back and found out about this, I immediately rushed into the ground and walked directly to the two leaders who were drinking tea, smoking and bragging and sat down.
Then, I took out my phone, dialed the reporting hotline of the Quality Supervision Headquarters in front of the two responsible persons, and reported it to the National Inspection and Quarantine Bureau under my real name!
There were a total of five reported charges!
Operating an identification bracelet project without a license!
Incomplete qualifications to participate in the appraisal bracelet project.
Arbitrary charges disrupt market order!
Without establishing relevant standards, the identification standards are arbitrarily changed!
The last one is a counterclaim and false accusation!
After making the call, I slowly put the cigarette butt into the bowl of the person in charge of the National Inspection and Quarantine Bureau to keep it warm.
in the cup.
This is not the end.
Then I wrote a report letter and report form in front of the two persons in charge, and went out coolly, got on the Rolls-Royce Phantom and went straight out of the east gate.
The next morning, someone came from the Quality Supervision Headquarters. An hour later, the two faucets put up red signs saying they would no longer accept bracelet appraisals.
We are all public servants, no one is afraid of whom!
If you dare to sue me, don't be afraid that I will slap you in the face!
In terms of strength, Fangzhou is bigger than the national inspection area!
The National Inspection and Quarantine Bureau is just an inspection center, let alone a small Karimi like Dida!
Fangzhou!
What is the full name of Fangzhou?
Natural Science Society!
Back then, Fangzhou existed on par with the Academy of Sciences!
The fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth sword holders in Fangzhou, no matter where they are, are equal to the boss of the Academy of Sciences!
Now Fangzhou, although his tendons were removed, his skin was peeled off, his blood was sucked dry, and his bones were broken...
But there is something else inside the broken bone!
marrow! ! !
This bone marrow is Fangzhou’s spirit!
After receiving this slap from me, the two leaders became completely honest.
However, I was honest for only one week!
Three days ago, Mr. Hai came over and gave me a document signed by Ma Zhongchao. The content was roughly nonsense orders such as peaceful coexistence.
Not long after, the two leading men next door came over to me carrying large and small bags of things and shook hands with me.
I just stepped down and asked my brother to throw the prepared standard procedures for bracelet identification to the other party and tell him one thing.
From now on, I will appraise the bracelet according to the custom-made standards of my brother and me!
This bracelet standard formulated by my brother and I has been jointly certified by the three parties in Dafangzhou, the State Inspection and Quarantine Bureau, and has been promoted across the country. It also kicked off the bracelet appraisal in China!
Other follow-up appraisal agencies, whether public or private, will all implement this standard!
The monopoly industry is so awesome!
Fangzhou is so awesome!
I, just, am so awesome!
"I didn't see something right about this bracelet. But I couldn't put my finger on it. When I said put it on the machine, the sender exploded."
"The National Inspection and Quarantine Department has issued orders."
I held this 2.0 small-leaf rosewood bracelet in my hand. I weighed it first, then brought it to my nose to smell it carefully, and helped my brother downstairs.
"Are your Fangzhou Appraisal Center just eating shit? We at the Timber Museum all believe that this is red sandalwood, and you insist on saying otherwise."
"Even the National Inspection and Quarantine Bureau has issued a certificate, but you can't."
