Obviously, my shocking results have attracted close attention from the competition committee.
For a time, wherever I went from the entrance of Daliushu to Waiji, the high-definition surveillance above my head would adjust its position to accompany me all the way.
Countless people got out of various vehicles on both sides of the street, touching the button cameras on their chests and looking at me silently.
very good!
He finally became the center of attention.
This is the effect you want.
Orphan dogs, look at me clearly, old despicable man, look at me for real, watch me sing a one-man show for you with seven in and seven out!
You are destined to be the witnesses of my rise to fame!
bring it on!
Let me show you what a true genius is!
Four minutes later!
The 28 big pole carried me out of the big willow tree and drove me straight to a stall in the roadside market.
This is also a stall selling medicinal materials.
Different from the Miao aunt's stall, this bearded stall also has an additional cultural toy.
As always, his right foot is resting on the street edge, and his right arm is stretched out diagonally!
Snap!
I smashed the bottle on the ground and let the bear bone wine flow all over the floor.
The bearded stall owner was frightened by my actions and looked at me curiously.
I bent down, picked up the bear bone from the broken glass and hung it in the air: "Boss, do you want to keep it?"
The bearded stall owner glanced at me sideways, then looked at the object: "What is this?"
"Good stuff! Only one thousand!"
Having learned the lesson from the last time I met the medal stall owner, I made a direct offer this time without giving the stall owner any chance to make any remarks.
Not even giving the old scholar Yuan Jiacheng and his gang of troublemakers a chance to intervene.
Hearing my quotation, the bearded stall owner was very happy: "Young man, you have fun. Do you think I want a thousand for this broken bone? Is this a dragon bone or a panda bone?"
I looked calm and whispered: "I guarantee you five times the profit!"
The bearded stall owner looked very excited and immediately let out a Spongebob Squarepants cry of joy: "My dear friend, you are not happy with this. What kind of bone is worth a thousand yuan? Are you going to guarantee me five times the profit?"
I laughed like a pig, and the stall owner took the initiative to hand me a cigarette and affectionately called my eldest brother: "Stop playing here. Your dean asked you to go back and take medicine."
"This child is possessed by a demon!"
Dabaicai old scholar Yuan Jiacheng, Liu Yuxi and his gang have just arrived.
Hearing the bearded stall owner's teasing, many people burst into laughter, clapped their legs, stamped their feet, and leaned forward and backward with laughter.
"Brother, I'm afraid your number is not 250?"
"Brother, how long have you been lying in bed No. 250? How dare you sell a single bone for a thousand?"
"Hahahaha, I'm so happy..."
The many contestants who were bored and waiting to die were laughing their heads off, and they all made sarcastic comments and insults to me.
In their eyes, the way I look now is like a complete failure of Fan Jin!
I sat on the 28 big bar chair, with my feet on the edge of the street, and looked down at the bear bone the size of a lighter in my hand.
He casually weighed the bear bones and threw them lightly on the sidewalk.
The bear bones fell to the ground with a muffled sound!
The next second, a half-grown husky followed the smell of bear bones and slowly moved forward with its nose clenched!
Just when the husky's nose was about to hit the bear bone, the husky's hair suddenly exploded, and the dog let out the most miserable and long cry from the dog's mouth, and quickly retreated!
This pitiful cry directly suppressed the laughter and slaps of a bunch of soy sauce gangsters.
Just when everyone was shocked and confused, the half-grown husky suddenly lay down on the cold ground, wailing the most miserable sorrow from its mouth.
A cry of sorrow is better than a cry of sorrow!
Its body was shaking uncontrollably, and its body was covered with smelly urine!
At this moment, in Husky's eyes, it seemed as if he saw
When it comes to the most terrifying natural enemy, the way he is so scared that he dare not run makes countless people at the scene stunned and subverts all three views.
"hiss!"
"Huh?"
Suddenly, a buyer who was looking for items in front of the medicinal materials stall raised his head and slowly picked up a bear bone not far away.
The buyer took the bear bone and smelled it first, then looked at the grease-like solidification at the broken joints. He pressed his thumbs on both sides of the bone and rubbed it back and forth, and then smelled it again.
While smelling, the buyer suddenly stretched out his tongue and gently licked the broken part of the bear's bone. Read the book
Under the gaze of many disgusted and puzzled eyes, the buyer directly bit off a small piece of congealed substance and chewed it back and forth in his mouth.
Then, the buyer approached the husky with another bone.
At this time, the husky was completely frightened and turned into mud.
When he smelled the bone smell again, the husky made a low moan from his mouth, and his feces spurted out.
When this absolutely impossible scene came out, everyone in the headquarters was so frightened that they even forgot about the stench of the husky.
The bearded stall owner took a breath, his eyes shrank to the size of a pinhole, and Lightning raised his hand to grab the bear bone.
He is fast, and the buyer opposite is faster.
Oh no!
The elderly buyer, who was over seventy years old, stuffed the bear bones into his sleeves, grabbed the cufflinks tightly, and grinned at the bearded stall owner: "I'm sorry, I was here first."
In a moment, the stall owner turned into an ice puppet as if he had been struck by lightning. A red face turned pale in an instant, revealing the most painful regret.
A smile uglier than crying appeared on her face, and she looked at me pitifully with her head held high. She cried with pleading voice: "My dear friend, is it too late for me to regret now?"
The ancient old man tilted his head and said to the stall owner with a smile: "My dear friend, you don't want to break the rules."
Immediately the stall owner burst into tears, his face filled with pain that made his intestines turn green.
The ancient old man stood up slowly, nodded at me with a deep smile, and said in the most fluent and authentic Lao Yandu dialect: "Man, let me give you a hand."
As soon as the jargon came out, the bearded stall owner felt as if he had been hit with a sap. He slumped down on the cold sidewalk bricks, his face was gray and blue, his facial features were clenched and painful, and he was in pain.
The next second, in front of everyone, the stall owner slapped himself hard and firm.
Some of the soy sauce gangsters watching nearby were scratching their heads, some bared their teeth, some were covering their noses, and some were frowning.
However, the scene was extremely quiet. No more attacks, taunts or laughter could be heard.
