Fortunately, he was thick-skinned and dark-skinned, otherwise the slap in the face would have ruined the whole drama.
"Haha, I just saw this painting?"
"Why don't I remember? Did you remember it wrong? Teacher Luo, have you seen this painting?"
Chen Huan, who was pretending to be dumbfounded, quickly handed the ball to Luo Ji. The other party immediately picked up the scene: "I saw it. Old man, you remembered the wrong person."
"This painting seems to me to be a fake from the Republic of China. I'm not wrong either."
"I'm just talking nonsense about you."
The coal generation chattered in a dialect that even I couldn't understand. He patted me and said, "This is the same guy who saw Hungry's paintings and said he would help Hungry wash the paintings."
"He also said he wanted to buy hungry paintings after washing out."
"Otherwise, I wouldn't have let him wash it. He would have washed my paintings like this."
As soon as they heard the word "buy", the three cheap customers opposite could not help but shrink their necks and stretch their waists.
Lin Hongbin, who had been holding the knife, quietly took his hand out of his trouser pocket at this moment.
"Say hungry, Brother Fang. Does what you said still count?"
"If you don't buy Hungry's paintings, then give Hungry 10,000 yuan, you said so yourself."
really!
The acting skills of Generation Coal, which owns more than a billion coal mountains, are several steps better than those of Generation Three Coal.
Good looks and passable acting skills.
When they heard the 10,000 yuan, all the three cheap customers became uneasy. Their eyes quietly fell on me, and their eyes were full of blazing volcanic flames.
"Cough cough cough..."
I continued to cough, veins on my brows bulged, and said in a hissing voice: "Can you... be cheaper? I don't have enough money... five thousand..."
Upon hearing this, the three cheap guests were immediately shocked.
The coal generation is outrageous: "You agreed to 10,000 yuan, why did you regret it? You are a piece of shit, you are a weakling, and you are talking like a fart..."
"You pay for my hungry paintings."
The acting prodigy of the coal generation gave me a hard shove, and kept shouting in unintelligible dialect, with a hint of panic in his eyes.
This is a sign that the performance will not continue.
At that moment, I coughed and said: "Uncle, I know you are anxious, but the most I can get is 5,500. If you want 10,000, you can only wait until tomorrow..."
"Although this Hanbo picture is a fake, I really like it, just because of the money..."
"If you don't have money, buy a widower."
With my help, the coal generation took advantage of the situation and continued: "I won't sell it for less than 10,000 yuan. I can't afford it, I'm hungry, I'm hungry."
"I'll take it to Pan Yuan's house."
"Get the hungry painting done and clean."
"Or I'll kill you."
I coughed several times: "Just wait until the painting is dry. Master, please be less..."
The coal generation pushed me aside again with a sullen face and went to get the painting.
At this time, Luo Ji, Chen Huan, and Lin Hongbin all took action: "Master, don't move."
"Can't move."
"Wait."
The three cheap guests joined forces to prove that they were already in desperate need.
However, as a master respected by everyone, Sanjianke still maintained the most basic qualities.
The friendly Yan Yuese popularized the knowledge of painting washing to the coal generation, and took advantage of the opportunity to strike up a conversation with the coal generation. Chen Huan was responsible for bragging and spanking me, and then telling me about my background.
After the basic operation was completed, the three cheap customers took the coal generation away with them on the pretext of helping them wash their paintings.
At the same time, Luo Ji waved his hand secretly, and the scout dog immediately magically appeared and came with two guards, pointing at me and telling me to get out immediately.
When things get to this point, even a blind person can guess what will happen next.
As long as I, the only person who has ever seen Han Bo Tu, are driven away, there will be no witnesses!
Then the coal generation will be taken to a small room somewhere by the three cheap guests. After that, they will attack the coal generation and take the Hanbo picture for the 10,000 yuan that the coal generation wants.
Eat the elixir!
At this time, my goal has been achieved
Yes, you can completely close the net.
but!
Closing the net now will only ruin the reputation of the three lowly customers at most.
I want more than this!
Immediately, I gave the code to Generation Coal.
Being able to infiltrate one of the top ten private coal bosses in the country, the coal generation has almost figured out the opponent's tactics.
The current coal generation pushed Luo Ji, who was clinging to him, and shouted angrily: "Whatever you want to say, just say it here. I'm busy catching the train back. If you want to buy it, give me 10,000 yuan. If you don't want to buy it, get out." "And you, Brother Fang, do you want to buy it? If you want to buy it, go find the money."
This move forced a counter-attack, which directly disrupted all the follow-up plans of San Jian Ke, and also directly forced San Jian Ke to the point of no retreat.
Luo Ji was the first to lose his composure and started to say yes. But Lin Hongbin stopped him in time.
It was only then that Lin Hongbin officially drew his sword for the first time: "Uncle, why do you have to ask for 10,000 yuan? Can't it be less?"
"Don't give me any nonsense."
The coal-generation generation got angry and scolded fiercely: "I will sell it to anyone who is hungry for 10,000 yuan. If you don't buy it, don't talk to me about it."
"go away."
Lin Hongbin was beaten dumb and smiled awkwardly. He turned around, opened the thermos cup and took a sip. Issue the signal for a general attack.
"Okay, sir. I bought this painting."
Luo Ji, who had already gone crazy with anxiety, ignored the rules, put one hand on the axis of the Han Botu, and said loudly: "This painting can be regarded as a lesson to me. I bought it and hung it at home. I will read it every day to warn me at any time."
Mr. Mei glanced at Luo Ji, then suddenly turned to me and said, "Brother, you help Hungry wash paintings, so I decided to give you a chance."
"Can I raise ten thousand? If I can, I'll sell it to you. If I can't, I'll sell it to them."
At this moment, I have climbed over the most dangerous snow-capped mountains. I feel excited in my heart, but I calmly shake my head: "I can only give you five thousand and five thousand today, but tomorrow..."
"Tomorrow's ball situation."
The corners of the coal generation's mouth turned up, making a pun: "Tomorrow you will wait to drink the northwest wind."
Turning around, Mr. Mei slammed the table and shouted loudly: "I'm selling you! Pay for it!"
These words are like the sound of nature. The three humble guests are like Feng Lunyin.
Although his face was calm and calm, his eyes were full of excitement, ecstatic and elated!
I’m taking Shiquan Dabu Pills!
Take the elixir!
Take the elixir!
I’ve taken the elixir!
The moment the contract that had been prepared long ago was laid out, Luo Ji couldn't help but beam with excitement!
When Chen Huan took out the pen, he was so happy that he almost couldn't hold himself tight!
