My temples swelled so much: "How much do you owe?"
Haiye blew the charcoal fire fiercely without raising his head, and raised a gesture.
My eyelids twitched fiercely: "Seven hundred thousand?"
Hai Ye said: "Seven years!"
My blood pressure spiked.
Haiye said something even more shocking: "The heating in the family area is also cut off. Remember to buy a heater when you go back. Don't freeze to death, I won't collect your body."
My forehead was filled with blood: "Can I install the air conditioner myself?"
With a bang, Haiye's head popped out of the billowing smoke: "Of course you can. I also packed up the Sanjingyuan along the way. There are ice caves in the winter and stoves in the summer, so it's very hard."
If I want to put heating on in Fangzhou, I definitely can't do it.
Because Fangzhou owed the heating company a total of more than one million yuan in heating bills for seven years.
Um.
Not counting the late payment fee of three thousandths per month.
In addition to heating bills, there are also utility bills that are owed.
Um.
It's seven years in arrears.
Sometimes, I have to admire Ma Zhongchao, this idiot.
Except for the heating company and telecommunications company, the water company and the State Grid did not dare to stop water and electricity in Fangzhou.
Fangzhou, Lao Laihui, the name *** is not wrong at all.
Ma Laolai is truly worthy of his name.
The old-fashioned heater is a winter artifact for the poor, but it has a fatal flaw: it must be ventilated.
Every year, in the north, whether in rural or urban areas, tragedies of poisoning and death from old-fashioned heaters occur.
Installing air conditioning is the only feasible solution at present.
I can't afford the heating bill, but I still have money for the air conditioner.
I have one here and one in the Haiye mailroom. Two of them are enough power.
The third courtyard has a large area. It should be almost enough to get four cabinets.
However, my decision was opposed by Mr. Hai as soon as it came out.
"The load of six air conditioners is too heavy. There will probably be a thunderstorm over there at the Imperial College."
"Let me think of a way to do it."
I was stunned, completely unable to believe my ears, and stood up immediately: "Did the electricity be stolen from the Imperial College?"
Haiye rolled his eyes at me and said seriously: "Borrow it!"
"Borrow electricity from my brother's unit. What do you mean by stealing? Can you speak?"
Instead of being angry, I smiled: "What about the water? I borrowed it too?"
Hai Ye raised his voice and whispered softly without blushing, "This is stolen."
I couldn't take a breath while drinking tea, and vomited all the tea!
Hai Ye's words subverted my three views again.
The water is indeed stolen!
That year, the Guozijian Street pipe network was renovated, and the main gate was relocated to Fangzhou Alley.
One night, when no one was paying attention, Hai Ye took Li Ge Chen Zhang to the battle in person and privately connected a water pipe.
Um.
Ma Laolai personally supervises the battle and looks after the enemy!
I froze on the spot. Even though I was wearing thermal underwear, my body was feeling cold. "Then... where is the landline? The phone line was also stolen?"
"Ahem...you can't steal this."
Haiye kept coughing, raised his head high, rubbed his eyes, and said in a high-pitched voice: "Fangzhou's landline fee will be fully reimbursed by the headquarters."
After saying that, Haiye laughed loudly, his face trembling with anger, full of excitement that he had taken advantage of the situation, and his voice was high-pitched and exciting: "If the headquarters dares not to reimburse the landline fee, then we dare to stop the business."
"The headquarters is panicking."
As he said that, Haiye brought the heater in, pointed at me while covering his newly swollen face, and laughed loudly: "Boy, learn from it. This trick is called...Broken Pot Breaking. I invented it, Haiye."
"Quack!"
I sat on the wicker chair and stared blankly at the ceiling, completely speechless.
After a while, Haiye’s plan for Fangzhou circuit expansion and transformation was released and handed to me like a treasure.
I threw the plan back to Mr. Hai, took a sip of tea and walked away angrily.
At this moment, a piercing roar exploded into the Imperial College Street.
Three red, yellow, and black racing cars suddenly turned into Fangzhou's alley, lined up in a row, and rushed over at top speed.
Hai Ye was so frightened that he shouted and rushed out: "Be careful, Teacher Tong. Get out of the way."
I stood motionless at the gate, not even blinking an eyelid.
Two of the three Saimo slowed down, but the red Kawasaki in the middle accelerated suddenly, flew straight two steps in front of me, and stopped leisurely.
Zhi!
A huge sound of friction resounded through the sky. The front of the Kawasaki Saimo was raised high and hovered in the air for a second and a half. The front wheel scraped the tip of my nose and hit the ground hard.
"How do you drive? How amazing is it to have a man with two wheels? This is the Fangzhou Academy of Sciences. This is not a place for you to run wild."
Haiye covered his swollen face and cursed at the three wild horses: "Do you have a license plate? Do you have any documents? If not, I will sue you."
"We are from Nanzhu."
A Nomo on the other side spoke.
"What about those in Nanzhu? Are Pu Ziheng's soldiers so lawless? That's how the bastard grandson went out through this door. He didn't even want his mother's family?"
The red Kawasaki didn't even look at Haiye. He put his feet on the ground and slowly opened the top-of-the-line motorcycle helmet with the Isle of Man TT race participation logo printed on it with his right hand.
A face squeezed and deformed by the lining of the helmet was revealed.
"Tong, long time no see!"
Inside the helmet, the familiar yet sinister pair of deformed faces looked at me coldly, revealing the viciousness of a poisonous wolf.
This person is surprisingly Huang Shengyang, who was slapped in the face by me that night in Daliu Shu.
"Who are you? What do you want to do?"
I stretched out my hand to stop Haiye and looked at Huang Shengyang coldly: "You want something from me?"
"It's no big deal."
Huang Shengyang spoke the most authentic Yandu dialect, staring at me with his deformed eyes, and said in a cold voice: "I didn't expect that I would lose to a timid old man from Fangzhou who just entered the city."
Cowardly old man, in Yandu dialect, means country bumpkin.
"You lost to a bumpkin like me. Are you not convinced?"
I asked indifferently, which immediately aroused the dissatisfaction of the two Saimo across from me.
"Don't be so fucking crazy. You brat. You caused us Nanshu to lose the annual omission assessment. You have to pay back this debt this month."
I curled my lips and said loudly: "I am crazy, I have the ability to be crazy. You are crazy too, but you are barking."
"You failed the annual omission assessment because you have no ability."
"So, there's one more thing to add to your barking."
"Barking with incompetence!"
The two Saimo suddenly became furious, slapped down their tripods, took off their helmets and walked towards me.
I didn't panic, took off the snow cap with both hands, and put it straight on.
"You two little scumbags who are not even qualified to participate in the Bird's Nest Conference, how dare you bark in front of me?"
"The courage Pu Ziheng gave you?"
The black helmet on the left was furious, pointing at me and yelling: "The smell of pig farms..."
Snapped!
