If Uncle Su can't tell us anything, we'll basically start from Myanmar. He said there are several options, such as Laos, Vietnam, etc., which are all bordering on us.
However, Laos is not close to the sea, and the success rate of illegal immigrants from Vietnam is very low. In addition, due to the war with Vietnam in the past few years, the Vietnamese are not necessarily friendly to us, and Myanmar is naturally the most suitable.
I said that place is the Golden Triangle. Will it be safe if we go there? He said that his friend will introduce him to a local guide. As long as we abide by the local order and rules, there will generally be nothing wrong.
As he said that, Uncle Su asked me with a smile: "What's wrong? I'm not afraid of evil ghosts anymore, but now I'm afraid of people?"
I smiled bitterly and said that sometimes this person is scarier than a ghost. Uncle Su said that was true. Just because the security situation in Myanmar was worrying, he did not approve of any women following us this time. Needless to say, Xiaoye , she had said before that she would not follow us on our next trip after returning from Tibet.
Although Sister Yuan expressed that she wanted to see the sea, when Uncle Su said this, it was obvious that he did not want Sister Yuan to go.
Sure enough, Uncle Su then said to me: "Go back and talk to your sister Yuan, and just ask her not to follow. If we smuggle into Myanmar, it will be inconvenient to have a woman with us. What if she gets raped?" Drug lords and the like take a liking to her, which is also a problem."
I said I would go find her later and talk to her. After that, I asked her where Liu Xuanxuan was.
Uncle Su said that Liu Xuanxuan didn't matter. The purpose of taking her out was to kill her. If she was taken away by a drug lord or warlord, it would be easier for us.
"Then do we still need to bring a lot of tools to smuggle out this time?" I continued to ask.
Uncle Su said: "No need to bring it with you. We are going to work at sea this time. It is different from our traditional tomb robbing. Tools such as Luoyang shovel, oil lamp or steel drill are not used at sea. There are special tools for sea work. After we go abroad, we can just buy or rent the tools directly from southern Myanmar."
I thought it would be better if this was the case. When I cross the border illegally, I only need to bring some water and food, not too many things.
Afterwards, I chatted with Uncle Su for a while. I said that I would try my best to deceive Liu Xuanxuan. Once I succeeded in deceiving her, we would immediately set off for Kunming.
After hanging up the phone, I called Zhao Hu first and told him about our plan to smuggle across from Myanmar. Zhao Hu became very interested and said that he had heard of the Golden Triangle and wanted to experience it. Experience, and say that that is where real men should stay. If you become famous there, you will be valuable.
I said people there kill people without batting an eyelid. Don’t think that being tall will give you an advantage. The bigger you are, the bolder you will be, and you may be more likely to be shot. No matter how powerful you are, can you be more powerful than bullets?
What I meant by saying this was that I hoped that he would not be too arrogant and calm down, so that he would not get into trouble by being too arrogant. But Zhao Hu said indifferently: "That's just me playing with a gun." Don’t be afraid, it’s not like I can’t play, and besides, I didn’t say that it’s just because I’m big.”
I asked him to stop inking on me and quickly make an appointment to meet and have a good chat. I also called Sister Yuan and Xiao Zhuizi.
Zhao Hu said: "I'm afraid I won't be able to live with it for a while. I plan to cheat on my ex-girlfriend later."
"Fool her? What are you doing to fool her?" I asked.
"Of course it's a good thing. Do you even need to ask?" Zhao Hu said with a smirk.
I said why the hell are you still thinking about her? Zhao Hu said that before we went to Shanghai last time, he wanted to sleep with his ex-girlfriend. At that time, her ex-girlfriend was kicked by the earring man and she was feeling uncomfortable. Zhao Hu I thought it would be easy to take advantage of the situation and make a few shots.
However, because the woman had just had an abortion and her body had not yet recovered, he had no choice but to give up.
Now that so much time has passed, his ex-girlfriend's physical condition has probably recovered, so Zhao Hu naturally has another idea.
I said that your ex-girlfriend is not particularly pretty, and you are not short of money now. If you want to have fun, there are no women in the brothels, so why do you insist on sleeping with her?
Zhao Hu said: "You know what the heck, this is called desire for revenge, do you know? She cuckolded me back then, and now I want to sleep with her several times. You don't understand the psychological pleasure."
I said that I really didn’t understand. After I finished, I still thought about Zhang Yao and me. Zhang Yao also betrayed me. Why didn’t I have the desire to sleep with her as revenge on her as Zhao Hu said? ? I even imagined the scene in my mind of us rolling on the bed.
I'm going to fucking spit it out.
I asked Zhao Hu: "When will you finish your work? It will be nice to meet you then."
Zhao Hu said we could have dinner together in the evening, so I said that would be fine.
After calling Zhao Hu, I originally thought about going to see Sister Yuan and telling her that I wouldn’t take her with me on this trip to sea. But I thought I’d better meet and talk together in the evening. What surprised me was that, About twenty minutes later, Zhao Hu suddenly called me and asked me where I was, saying that we were looking for Sister Yuan and Xiaobianzi together.
I chuckled and said, "Are you desperate? It's all over so soon? It would have taken you about ten minutes to find your ex-girlfriend, and then a minute or two to take off your clothes. It doesn't mean you have to do things one after another." Just a few points..."
As soon as I said this, Zhao Hu scolded: "Stop fucking blindly, I didn't sleep with her at all. Don't you fucking know how strong my kung fu is?"
I said I’ve never slept with you, how do I know? Then he cursed a few more times and said he wanted to chop his ex-girlfriend alive. I asked him what was wrong, and he said his ex-girlfriend had been with him again. A brother hooked up together.
He said that he once helped this brother in a fight and was stabbed in the head. Who knew that this brother was now hooking up with his ex-girlfriend.
I said you've already broken up with someone, just be with whomever they want, and don't care so much.
Zhao Hu scolded: "You can't stand and talk without your back hurting. For example, if you break up with Zhang Yao, then I will have sex with Zhang Yao, would you agree?"
I said it's up to you. If you don't find it disgusting, just go with him.
Zhao Hu said, "Okay, I'll have sex with her later, and then I'll show her off to you every day. I'll see if you're disgusted or not."
I said the problem is that Zhang Yao may not be able to like you.
"Go away, I won't talk to you on the phone anymore. Where are you? Let's come out and meet. I want to tell you carefully about this bitch and my brother...oh no...he is no longer me. Brother, he is also a bitch, I will tell you about these two bitches."
Later, I made an appointment with Zhao Hu to meet at a place. After that, I started to listen to his complaints. I was actually not very interested in his nonsense, so it was quite annoying to listen to it. After a while, I started to listen to him complain. She waved her hand to tell him to stop the ink stains, and it was more important to go find Sister Yuan quickly.
Just when we were about to go find Sister Yuan, his cell phone rang suddenly.
He picked up the phone and spoke to the other end, frowning for a moment, and said nervously and angrily: "You fart, how could I go to rob a tomb? Who did you listen to?"
As soon as Zhao Hu said these words, my heart skipped a beat:
How is this going?
Does anyone else know that Zhao Hu went to rob a tomb?
It's enough to kill Liu Xuanxuan if he knows about it, but who knows about it?
It can't be Zhao Hu's ex-girlfriend.
Then I heard Zhao Hu curse again: "Stop talking nonsense here, it's nothing."
The other end didn't seem to believe it. Zhao Hu also cursed a bunch of curse words and hung up the phone immediately after the curse.
"What's going on? Who called you, your ex-girlfriend?" I asked.
Zhao Hu nodded: "Yes, how did this idiot know that we went to rob the tomb?"
