Mountain apes don't want to fight humans.
I don’t want to interact with humans either.
So he lives deep in the Suicide Forest in order to scare away the huge number of humans.
Over the past countless years, it has become accustomed to loneliness and quietness.
But if we don't fight, humans will keep pressing the thing that is particularly loud and annoying.
With determination, the mountain monkey walked to a fallen tree by the lake and violently tore off a branch as thick as a child's arm.
A glimpse of the leopard shows that the mountain ape has its own special characteristics, and it is obviously not something to be messed with.
Zhang Jing did not dare to look down upon him, so he walked to the small lake and pretended to fish out a large mace weighing 300 kilograms from the lake.
With weapons in their hands, the two sides fought directly.
Zhang Jing uses the eight postures of breaking the front, constantly attacking, moving forward bravely, and never retreating.
The mountain ape did not expect that the humans in front of him were so ferocious, and the thick tree pole used as a weapon was broken in the middle with the first move.
Because humans are too strong, it can't stop retreating.
He has a good brain and knows that he can't be beaten, so he turns around and runs away.
Because of its biological habits and familiarity with the forest, the mountain ape believes that although it cannot defeat humans, it will have no problem escaping.
As soon as I had this idea in my mind, I turned around and hadn't even taken three steps to run when a big net suddenly flew from behind me and was tightly tied up.
I still remember that Zhang Jing followed homeless people in San Francisco and vandalized a restaurant. At that time, the security police used a net gun to subdue him.
Having experienced such a useful thing personally, Zhang Jing must have it too.
Suddenly caught by humans, the mountain ape was angry and frightened, and struggled hard.
But the more he struggled, the tighter the net tightened until he couldn't move.
"Fuck with me," Zhang Jing squatted next to the mountain monkey and said seductively, "From now on, I think there are hotties, hot drinkers, and pretty monkey girls."
The mountain ape spends its life frying chicken, cannot understand the Amu language, and ignores the humans who capture it.
Zhang Jing was anxious to go back to accompany his eldest wife, but the mountain monkey in front of him was obviously not easy to fool.
But there must be more solutions than difficulties.
Still remember Montes Bay, her hair turned black after she was revived by the third form of Peak 74.
The reason is because it is rooted in the East.
Considering that the ape in front of him was a fried chicken ape and the character of the fried chicken man, a sneer suddenly appeared on Zhang Jing's face, who had originally planned to persuade him.
Clench your fists in your hands and swing them out with all your strength.
Bang!
Controlling his strength, he punched the mountain monkey hard in the face with a heavy punch.
Then Zhang Jing rode on the mountain ape, used his hands to draw the bow left and right, and struck quickly.
"Give me a shameless thing!" He was beating and scolding, "You bitch, I can't beat you to death!"
The mountain ape was beaten until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, his head was covered with blood, and his brain was dizzy.
Zhang Jing has never been a violent person. He has never beaten Smarties or Bear like this.
The main reason why we hunted mountain apes this time was to combine the spirit of local characteristics.
Definitely not pet abuse.
The mountain ape didn't know that Zhang Jing had many thoughts in his mind. He realized that he would die if he continued to be beaten like this, so he screamed and surrendered.
Zhang Jing couldn't understand it, but he could see the fear in its eyes.
It feels manageable, but is this really enough?
At this time, Zhang Jing thought of the five-star general holding a certain emperor's shoulders, almost sleeping with his wife, and humiliating him.
what's the result?
More than seventy years have passed, and there has never been a situation where justice will be late, but will not be absent.
On the contrary, the entire fried chicken is a pool of blood in the alliance area. The five-star general died peacefully, and the people in the alliance area lived and worked in peace and contentment.
Zhang Jing also thought of the scene where the old boss peed on the carpet of his new home at the beginning of the War of Successors, and later in his son's office.
result
What is it?
The 80-year-old leader suppressed his four children who wanted to seize power.
But the four children can only be submissive.
These two examples are typical examples of bad people, but what they get in return is not a happy ending.
On the contrary, it is a perfect result.
As for why "The Little Man's Successful Revenge" is popular and why it is so impressive.
Reason - cannot write.
Reading history wisely, Zhang Jing stood up and left the mountain ape, took out Zhang Xiaojing, and started to pour water from a high position.
Hit it deep, physically and mentally.
Sure enough, the orangutan, who had never suffered such a blow, cried bitterly while holding his head, while expressing his submission!
New problem, Zhang Jing can only take the mountain ape to Xiangjiang, in front of a beautiful big rooster, to purchase the 'Special Opportunity Pet Service'.
This is very, very difficult!
Even if it is a private plane, you have to go to the designated airport and undergo immigration inspection when leaving the country.
It's easier to get a nice big cock to fly fried chicken in comparison.
Zhang Jing uses the satellite call function of his mobile phone to get a beautiful big cock.
After hearing that the owner was in trouble, the beautiful big cock gave a solution from the satellite and said, "Take out a robot."
Zhang Jing held the phone in his right hand and the net bag wrapped around the mountain monkey in his left hand, dragging it from the small lake to the forest.
Here we take out a humanoid robot with a matte black body and made by the Tempoly team.
"Okay," the beautiful big cock voice came from the phone, "my core is already in the robot."...
Putting down his phone and looking at the robot in front of him, Zhang Jing asked in an incredible tone, "Have you succeeded?"
"This morning, I took the risk to upload the core through the neural computer prototype, and ended up losing 47% of the data," the beautiful big cock-controlled robot said in a sweet female voice. "Fortunately, I had the code I wrote before, which allowed me to quickly retrieve the lost data without turning into an idiot. .”
Zhang Jing felt relieved in his heart. Just like the three brothers Lao Dai and Jin, it was not easy. If he was not careful, his life would be in danger.
Fortunately, after all the hardships, Zhang Jing was pleased and ordered, "Open the store."
A light curtain pops up in front of the robot.
Purchasing an 'upgrade' to a special pet indicator will cost you 10 tons of gold cash.
'Cash is only a number lying in a bank account, really. Cash is useless.
In other words, gray cash cannot be used to buy gold and cannot be used to launder gray money.
Putting the mountain monkey into the mithril space, Zhang Jing looked at the beautiful... robot.
Looking back, he himself has been upgrading along the way, and Goldfinger has also been upgrading along the way.
From the initial piece of biological code, to forcefully occupying the body of a beautiful big cock, typing out a large amount of code with his mouth, developing a neural computer, and entering the network.
Coupled with the blessing of quantum computers, it is making great progress all the way.
"Who is behind the scenes forcing me to buy the treasury bonds of the alliance?" Zhang Jing asked, looking at the humanoid robot.
"Saul Ackerman, the founder of Second Software, Billian Laing, etc.," the robot analyzed in a female voice. "If you want to take revenge, I suggest you take Saul Ackerman for surgery. He goes up and down. Those who jump down are the happiest and most active;
The concern is that Ackman's wife comes from an oil family. "
'The oil family is just a title.
This family, which made money from oil, has developed a financial industry and is a representative of the business spirit of the league. It owns oil companies, oil foundations, dtong banks and other industries.
It is said that there are as many as 300 family members.
Zhang Jing was thoughtful...and suddenly found that he had begun to use shortcomings to exploit other people's strengths.
What if my wife comes from an oil family? !
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