"How well-behaved my Tan'er was originally? Now it's become so ridiculous. How dare you say it wasn't you who taught her?" Lao Zhu pointed at Han Du's nose and cursed.
Han Du felt aggrieved. Zhu Tan had been smart since he was a child, but he was far from being well-behaved. Instead, he acted a little erratically. After being taught by the academy, he behaves much better now.
Logically speaking, Han Du has contributed to this.
But Lao Zhu has never been a man of reason. If he said Han Du was wrong, then he was also wrong.
Fortunately, Lao Zhu also quickly realized that his words were a bit, well, exaggerated, but he would not admit his mistakes.
He waved his hand impatiently, "I don't care, since you are his husband now, then you have to dissuade him and don't let him continue."
"Yes, I will stop King Lu right now." Han Du had no choice but to agree quickly.
Zhu Tan was still waiting quietly in the academy for the palace to provide him with human urine, but Han Du came to visit him the next day.
"Sir, is there something wrong with you?" Seeing Han Du's flattering smile on his face, Zhu Tan asked proactively.
Han Du's face showed helplessness, and he smiled and waved to Zhu Tan to sit down and talk.
"I really have something to ask you. Please tell me the truth. How did you come up with the idea of extracting gold from human urine?"
"I saw that the colors of the two things were almost exactly the same, so I thought of it." There is nothing to hide, Zhu Tan said.
Han Du nodded and said in an appreciative tone: "We are very happy that you can have such thoughts, which means that you have taken what we teach into your heart."
At this point, after a pause, Han Du shook his head again, "But isn't it ridiculous for you to connect two unrelated things just because they have the same color?"
"Didn't the teacher teach the orphans to use it for exploration?" Zhu Tan also has a stubborn temper. Once he has got in, he will not back down easily.
Han Du was immediately angered by Zhu Tan, "We asked you to explore. Are you exploring now? You are messing around. And I can tell you clearly that there is no gold in this thing, not even a little bit. None. You've already tried it yourself, haven't you found gold? Be obedient, can this matter end here?"
"No." Zhu Tan shook his head cleanly.
"Why?" Han Du didn't understand. He told you that there was no gold in it, so why were you still so persistent? You are King Lu of the Ming Dynasty, not a farmer. Why do you catch people urinating?
Zhu Tan didn't mean to joke at all, and said seriously: "The person who used it last time urinated too little, and maybe it couldn't be noticed. This time I have prepared enough, and there will definitely be gains."
Why are you so persistent!
Seeing that he could not persuade Zhu Tan, Han Du could only lament what a strange thing he had encountered.
A few days later, Zhu Tan tried to drag several carts of people into the academy, but by chance, he met Han Jingyun at the door.
As soon as Han Jingyun saw Zhu Tan, he subconsciously took two steps back, as if there was some bad smell on his body. Then he saw several carriages following Zhu Tan. Han Jingyun kicked his eyes, pointed at Zhu Tan and asked sternly: "What do you want to do?"
Zhu Tan bowed slightly and replied: "Mr. Han, the human urine I used last time was too little to extract anything. This time I prepared more to see if I can extract gold."
"Do you want to do it again in the academy?" Han Jingyun suddenly looked like a frightened cat, with all the hair on his body standing on end.
Seeing that Zhu Tan was not talking nonsense, Han Jingyun suddenly pointed at Zhu Tan when he thought that the disgusting smell would come again in the academy. "Get out of here, take these damn things of yours and get away as far as you can. If you dare to drag these things into the academy again, I, I'll break your legs."
After saying that, he turned around and fled away from Zhu Tan. When he reached the gate of the academy, he couldn't help but give instructions to the guard. "Look at him. If he dares to bring those things to the academy, just break his legs."
The guards smiled bitterly in their hearts after hearing this. They were just two big soldiers. How could they dare to touch the bad luck of the academy students? But Han Jingyun and the others couldn't afford to offend them. One of them had no choice but to come to Zhu Tan and persuade him: "Master Zhu, how about you find another place to pull these things over?"
Zhu Tan didn't want to embarrass these guards, so naturally he couldn't drag these things into the academy.
So where should I pull it?
Zhu Tan vaguely remembered that his father once seemed to reward a village outside the city, so he simply brought these things to the village. Thinking of this, Zhu Tan immediately sent someone back to the palace to find the housekeeper and take him to Zhuangzi with him.
Zhu Tan came to Zhuangzi and immediately started refining without any scruples. This time on his own territory, let alone boiling urine, no one would dare to make irresponsible remarks even if he did something even more obscene.
Zhu Tan still set up a large pot, and then ordered people to start cooking. When it was almost dry, he poured it in again and continued to cook until the last pot.
Zhu Tan, who had been watching the changes in the pot, suddenly noticed a dazzling light bursting out from the side of the pot.
"Wait a minute, stop, take out the fire quickly."
Just as Zhu Tan was yelling, the pot exploded several more times.
If Zhu Tan was still doubting whether he was dazzled just now, then these few bright flashes confirmed to him that he had really extracted something from the pot.
Well, it's probably not gold.
Zhu Tan glanced into the pot and saw a layer of shimmering white stuff on the bottom of the pot. He didn't know what it was.
The people around also noticed the strange phenomenon in the pot, but they didn't expect that the prince, who originally thought it was the prince who was playing tricks, actually made something extraordinary?
Zhu Tan looked at the contents of the pot and wanted to step forward, but suddenly stopped. He thought about how Han Du had to wash his hands carefully every time after doing an experiment. He also warned them time and time again not to touch the things they got from the experiment recklessly.
After thinking for a while, Zhu Tan ordered the eunuch: "Send someone to watch this pot. No one is allowed to get close. I'm going to find the gentleman to see what's in it."
"Yes, Your Majesty."
Zhu Tan hurriedly came to the academy. He was lucky. Han Du did not go to Shibosi today, but came to the study instead.
Zhu Tan rushed in directly without knocking on the door.
Han Du only felt a strong smell coming towards his face, and the fragrant tea in Xun's hand instantly became tasteless.
"What did you do? You're not going to cook again, are you?" Han Du stood up quickly, opened the window and smelled, and felt relieved when he found no strange smell in the academy.
What kind of evil has the academy done? It has to bear Zhu Tan's pretentiousness.
