In desperation, Han Du agreed to the girl.
But as soon as he agreed to her, Han Du regretted it. Where could he go and write a masterpiece similar to Journey to the West? For several days in a row, apart from going to Jiaofangsi, Han Du would lock himself in his room and meditate when he returned home. But how could a masterpiece be written just by thinking hard? After holding it in for several days, Han Du couldn't even get out a single word. He got absolutely nothing in these days.
Han Du, who couldn't think of anything to write, sat on the chair and sighed. Why did he meet such a girl, who is so energetic? If he doesn't give her an explanation, I'm afraid she will pester her endlessly.
Full of energy?
Han Du suddenly thought of a way to consume the girl's energy. Thinking that he was exhausted by it and his hair was thinning a lot, Han Du silently praised himself in his heart.
No matter how energetic a girl is, she will only be exhausted in front of this big killer weapon.
Han Du rolled over and sat up, studying furiously at his desk. Within a few days, he had written down the general content of mathematics from grades one to six in elementary school. Don't expect Han Du to write it down from memory intact. Han Du just wrote it out in the order of addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, as well as linear equations of one variable, linear equations of two variables, etc. In terms of step-by-step readability, it is naturally not as good as the original textbook, but in terms of its scalp-numbing effect, it is definitely outstanding.
Aren't you full of energy? If I don't let you pull out a few handfuls of hair, I won't be your brother!
Han Du looked at the completed mathematics textbook with great pride, and he had something to say. If you want your niece to thank you, you give her a red envelope worth 500 yuan; if you want her to thank your eight generations of ancestors, you buy all the red envelopes worth 500 yuan and give them to her as winter vacation homework.
Han Du thought about it with a proud smile on his face. The girl will definitely thank me very much. After all, this is not as simple as a few winter vacation homeworks. Winter vacation homework only hurts the child for one month, but this thing can hurt the child for six full years!
Moreover, Han Du also wrote down all the crazy topics from that year in it. When the girl sees it, she will definitely be out of body and feel so happy.
Han Du took the textbook and giggled all the way to find Miss Jingyun.
From a distance, I saw the girl sitting boredly in the patio, twirling her fingers listlessly. Han Du rubbed his face a few times excitedly before his expression returned to its normal state.
After a few steps, he came to the girl's side. Seeing that the girl ignored him, Han Du coughed twice and asked, "What are you doing?"
Han Jingyun turned his head and glanced sideways at Han Du, then turned back and muttered: "Brother, you should go and think about how to find a book for me to read, and don't bother me."
"Ahem, that girl, I have a book here..."
Before Han Du could finish speaking, Jing Yun stood up in excitement, looked at Han Du expectantly, and asked, "Really? Show me quickly."
After saying that, he stretched out his hand toward Han Du.
Han Du blocked her hand back and said: "Of course I can give you this book, but as a brother, I have to say it first. Although this book is interesting, it may not be suitable for you. If you can't read it, you can't blame me."
Some things are better to be settled in three chapters first. Otherwise, if the girl doesn't understand and comes to him again, wouldn't it be endless?
After hearing this, Han Jingyun retracted his outstretched hand as if he was electrocuted. Looking at Han Du suspiciously, he asked, "Brother, you're not just going to take out a book and try to deal with me, are you?"
"Why, how could that happen?" Han Du laughed dryly, patted his chest and said, "I promise, brother, if you read it, this book will be the most interesting."
Yes, math is indeed the most interesting. Didn't someone say that mathematics is an interesting language. Who said this? I don’t care who said that. Anyway, Han Du has never found mathematics interesting, but in order to fool girls, naturally he should say whatever he wants.
"Okay," Han Jingyun's eyes clearly showed a look of disbelief in her elder brother, but her days were indeed boring and uncomfortable. In the spirit of giving it a try, he reached out to Han Du and said, "What kind of book is it? Show it to me."
Han Du immediately smiled and held the book in his hands, offering it to him gently.
Sister Jingyun took the book, pointed to the two big words on the cover, and asked, "Mathematics? What does this mean?"
"It means arithmetic." Han Du explained with a smile.
Sister Jingyun suddenly looked disgusted and was about to return the book to Han Du, "Then it's almost the same as Jiu Zhang arithmetic?"
Han Du is about to succeed, how can he get the girl to return the book? He immediately explained solemnly, "No, it's much worse. I mean the Nine Chapters of arithmetic is so different from this mathematics that it's not even worthy of carrying shoes."
"Really?" Sister Jingyun didn't believe it and took the book back suspiciously. Be prepared to take a look first before saying anything. If it is really like what the elder brother said, then he will stay.
Opening the book and looking at it, Han Jingyun burst into laughter, pointed at the numbers on the book, and said, "So, brother, these are the things you used to write your letters."
When Han Du heard this, his face looked a little ugly, and he said in a deep voice: "Why are you peeking at my letters for nothing? Don't be so curious if you have nothing to do."
"What about you? You have to be secretive when writing a letter. To be honest, brother, are you writing to Princess Anqing? Can she understand it?"
Seeing the girl curiously sticking her head over, Han Du pushed her away in disgust and said, "You should just read your book. Why do you care so much? And this is a charcoal pencil. It's used like this. You use this It’s easier to write numbers than a brush.”
Now almost everyone knows about Han Du and Princess Anqing, and naturally Miss Jingyun also knows about it. But even if everyone knew it, Han Du had no obligation to explain to her.
After bringing the girl into the pit, Han Du didn't care.
The girl threw herself into the fight with the numbers, and Han Du suddenly felt that his world was suddenly pure. And I also see girls frowning from time to time, which is really pleasing to the eye.
But within a few days, the energetic girl found Han Du. He smiled and said, "That mathematics is quite interesting. Is there any more, brother?"
Does the following mean anything?
Han Du didn't understand very well. He looked at the girl blankly and asked doubtfully: "That math book has a lot of content. Sister, you have to read it slowly. Of course there will be more later, but after you finish reading it, for brother How about giving it to you again?"
Sister Jingyun licked her hair, smiled slightly, and said, "Brother, please give me the last one. I've already finished reading that book."
