Although kelp is delicious, it is a vegetarian dish after all, so the taste is fresher and lighter. Although humans are omnivores, the wonderful feeling brought by eating meat is greater than that of most vegetarians.
The cook in Tang He's family is also the imperial cook. There is no reason, it is just given by Lao Zhu.
After listening to this, Lao Zhu asked Tang He strangely, "What is kelp?"
Tang He explained to the emperor that kelp was the food of pigs, which attracted a strange look from the emperor.
But seeing that even this fishy stuff has become delicious now, Lao Zhu also accepted that kelp is also delicious.
After Tang He explained, he took a piece of scallop and handed it to Lao Zhu. Then he saw Han Du eating non-stop, throwing the remaining shells on the table like darts. He stopped being polite and continued eating the scallops.
Lao Zhu tried to take a bite, ate the scallop and enjoyed it. Then he looked at Han Du and sighed: "Originally, I came today to punish you for the crime of deceiving the emperor, because you were trying to please others by grandstanding, but now since there is nothing deceptive about what you did, then naturally the crime of deceiving the emperor is out of the question. , I will absolve you of your fault."
Han Du paused eating while Lao Zhu was talking, to straighten his mind. At this time, when he heard that Lao Zhu spared himself, he quickly said: "I thank the emperor for your kindness."
Lao Zhu hummed, and this time he picked up a piece of scallop and was about to eat it. Suddenly he seemed to remember something and turned to look at Zhu Biao: "Prince, please sit down and try it too. This thing is good. After eating one piece, you will want to eat the second piece."
Not only do I want to eat the second piece, I also want to eat the seventh, eighth or ninth piece. I said something in my mind, the hands come first, the thoughts come last. Han Du was about to reach out and get it.
However, Tang He slapped his hand back with a sideways slap.
'Don't you let yourself eat it? This is something I made, and if you don't let me eat it, that's too much. Han Du glared at Tang He.
Tang He glanced sideways at Han Du, with a look of contempt on his face, "If you don't have the eyesight to see anything, do you know what seniority means?"
Forehead!
Lao Zhu was at the table, and he, an eighth-grade official, was indeed not qualified to sit at the same table. But being taught such a lesson by Tang He was probably a bit too much.
"Why are you still standing there? Why don't you hurry up and do it? Don't you see that they are almost finished here?" Seeing Han Duchu standing there, Tang He shouted dissatisfied.
Han Du touched his nose and then pinched his nose to continue baking. There are so many things on this big plate, are they almost finished? Yes, the scallops are almost gone, but there are still a lot of oysters.
Seeing that Tang He was just going for the scallops, he couldn't help but curiously asked: "Mr. Xin Guo, these oysters are also delicious. Why haven't I seen you eating them?"
Tang He glanced at Han Du with disdain and explained in a leisurely manner: "As the sages have said, you can never tire of fine food and fine meat. I am naturally particular about what I eat. You think everyone is the same as you, so you just like to eat big. Meat?"
Just eat, why bother with so many things? As long as it tastes good, right?
Poor and particular!
Of course, when Han Du was talking about poverty, he did not mean the kind of poverty that Tang He had when he had no money. As a Xin Guogong, he would never be poor. He is talking about the poverty of his diet, so what about Duke Xin? Han Du can guarantee that he has eaten delicious food, but he has never tasted many soups and dishes.
Han Du curled his lips and said with a vindictive tone: "Actually, oysters are a good thing. I suggest Duke Xin to eat more of them."
Tang He chuckled and glanced at Han Du with disdain.
Han Du pursed his lips and said, "This thing has an effect. If you eat more, you can have a son." Han Du originally wanted to say that this thing is a 'beauty salon for women and a gas station for men', but after thinking about it, they I didn't even know what a beauty salon was or what a gas station was, so I simply used an intuitive explanation. Anyway, in Han Du's opinion, if you eat too much of this thing, you will become stronger. Even if you say you can have a son, there is no problem.
Filial piety comes first!
There are three kinds of unfilial piety, the greatest is not having an offspring!
In this era where filial piety is emphasized, having a wife and spreading one's branches have great appeal to people.
As soon as Han Du's words came out, everyone present stared blankly at Han Du's face, as if trying to judge from his expression whether what he just said was the truth or a lie.
Tang He stared blankly at Han Du, grabbed Han Du's arm, and asked in a tone that seemed to be both surprise and disbelief: "Are you telling the truth?"
Seeing Tang He's eagerness to ask, Han Du looked at him with burning eyes, including Lao Zhu. He spread his hands and said with a smile, "When has the official ever told a lie? Everyone thinks that kelp is pig food. It is not for human consumption, but the lower official ate it, and Duke Xin also ate it, and it tasted pretty good."
Then he raised his hand and pointed at the scallops and oysters, "Xiaguan said that this thing is ready and it is a rare delicacy. Everyone didn't believe it. But now facts speak louder than words. Xianguan didn't tell lies, right?"
"Okay, I will trust you again." Tang He waved his hand to interrupt Han Du's words, and nuzzled towards the barbecue grill, "Then why don't you hurry over and do it, why are you still standing here? My husband Let me tell you, what you have in front of you is not enough for me to eat."
Han Du looked at the dozen oysters on the plate and wanted to curse, but he forced it back into his stomach. Tang He, an old man like you, is just giving birth to a son. Why are you so excited? If you still want to eat so many oysters, it won’t kill you...
In the end, Han Du resisted everything by himself. He walked helplessly to the barbecue grill and picked up a fan alone to fan the charcoal fire a little brighter.
A group of people ate enthusiastically, with juices splashing.
Of course, the limits of this group of people are very small. To put it bluntly, there are only three people, Lao Zhu, Tang He and the prince.
The old eunuch stood aside and watched the emperor eat with a smile. It was not that he was envious, but he felt that the emperor's appetite had not been as good as it is now for a long time. Moreover, he has been a eunuch all his life, so naturally he has no hope of having a son. If there is no hope, then I don’t care.
Hande is interested in having a son, but once the emperor is here, where can he be a common man on the table? Secondly, after all, she is kissing her eldest son in front of her. If she really does something to give birth to a son, the situation will be extremely embarrassing. After some worries, Hande simply turned his face to one side and pretended not to see it.
Ever since Han Du said that eating more oysters can give birth to a son, Lao Zhu and the others couldn't help but kill the oysters.
As for the scallops, of course they were left out in the cold.
Compared with delicious food and particular things, giving birth to a son is more important.
